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(TMZ)   George Lopez believes Mexicans should take over the government after the shutdown. Carlos Mencia believes the same thing a day later   (tmz.com) divider line 74
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2013-10-01 08:13:08 AM
At least he'd be funnier than they are...
 
2013-10-01 08:13:19 AM
Yeah, because they've done so well with their own government. It's a regular political paradise down in ole Mejico
 
2013-10-01 08:14:26 AM
Chapelle Show will never be replaced. Key and Peele is the best show, since then.
 
2013-10-01 08:14:43 AM
Yeah, Mexicans have such a tradition of good government.
 
2013-10-01 08:16:23 AM
Well, we'd probably get our infrastructure fixed...
 
2013-10-01 08:16:47 AM
Perhaps they'd want to do their jobs.

/not a serious link or thread
 
2013-10-01 08:17:11 AM
...and all our dents hammered out.
 
2013-10-01 08:17:20 AM
Plus there's more room for cartels up here. It's a win-win!
 
2013-10-01 08:18:00 AM

oryx: Yeah, Mexicans have such a tradition of good government.


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, because they've done so well with their own government. It's a regular political paradise down in ole Mejico


You guys are dumb.

+1 to subby on the headline.
 
2013-10-01 08:20:11 AM
Don't look now, but Mexicans by the millions are trying to flee the country ruled by Mexicans.
 
2013-10-01 08:20:50 AM
And they'll drive up to the Barnes & Noble parking lot, asking if any "friend" wants to help them file paperwork for the day.
 
2013-10-01 08:21:03 AM
Apparently even a 5 year old joke is too edgy for half of Fark to understand.
 
2013-10-01 08:23:28 AM

BSABSVR: Apparently even a 5 year old joke is too edgy for half of Fark to understand.


George Lopez tells jokes?
 
2013-10-01 08:25:05 AM
Okay I LOL'd at the headline.

Which puts it one up on both Lopez and Mencia.
 
2013-10-01 08:25:40 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BSABSVR: Apparently even a 5 year old joke is too edgy for half of Fark to understand.

George Lopez tells jokes?


You cannot be this daft.
 
2013-10-01 08:26:34 AM
If the government was taken over by Mexicans and Negroes, they'd be too lazy to steal my tax money.

/ducks
 
2013-10-01 08:26:38 AM
Quick, Tea Party members of Congress, fly to AZ and defend the border!
 
2013-10-01 08:28:36 AM

MBooda: If the government was taken over by Mexicans and Negroes, they'd be too lazy to steal my tax money.

/ducks


HAR HAR HAR!!!! Y'all is sure a good ole boy, son.
 
2013-10-01 08:30:14 AM

Aristocles: Reminds me of the South Park where Mencia takes credit for inventing the fish sticks joke.


Reminds me of Joe Rogan destroying him on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws
 
2013-10-01 08:30:57 AM

BSABSVR: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BSABSVR: Apparently even a 5 year old joke is too edgy for half of Fark to understand.

George Lopez tells jokes?

You cannot be this daft.


Were you referring to the joke in the headline about Mencia stealing other comics' material?
 
2013-10-01 08:34:51 AM
Ned Holness is already taking credit for this headline.

/Good job subby
//fark Ned Holness
 
2013-10-01 08:35:00 AM
With such on-point topical humor, they should give him a late night show.
 
2013-10-01 08:35:09 AM
Why would I care what this racist asshole thinks?
 
2013-10-01 08:35:24 AM
Because Mexico is running like a Swiss watch
 
2013-10-01 08:35:53 AM

CJHardin: Aristocles: Reminds me of the South Park where Mencia takes credit for inventing the fish sticks joke.

Reminds me of Joe Rogan destroying him on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws


How does that only have 350K views? It is one of the classic videos of all time.
 
2013-10-01 08:50:10 AM
Yeah I get it . We all be better off without those old white guys farking it up !

Meanwhile on the southern border of Mexico.

Uploaded on Apr 12, 2009
Between hell and earth exits a road where of hundreds immigrants are forced to travel also known as El salto de la Muerte (crossing of death) Every day immigrants will make an attempt to cross this deathly journey, risking losing the only thing they still hold of value; their dignity, hopes, dreams, for an opportunity of job in the in United States. Hundreds will try to board the Iron Beast (a freight train that goes through Mexico). Only 15% to 20% percent will make it to shores of the American dream, the northern Mexican border. Countless will be caught by Mexican immigration and sent back to their native country, while others will return on their own beaten and destroyed. Many will end in hospitals shelter unable or unwilling to face families and their defeat. The less fortunate will be mutilated by the beast, raped or worst killed by criminals or Mexican authorities. When I began this journey I did not know where I was going or that this trip would mark my soul forever. I traveled with immigrant for five months crossing México undocumented. Walked, lived, heard their dreams, pains and shared part of their fate. I was jailed, held captive, and persecuted in my own country. Words cannot begin to express how I felt. After the journey I feel captive, powerless, and many times hopeless.
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http://youtu.be/fOp4Aw_JsBQ
 
2013-10-01 08:50:29 AM

verbaltoxin: You guys are dumb.

+1 to subby on the headline.


no you, -1

check my awesome retort yo
 
2013-10-01 08:51:35 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BSABSVR: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BSABSVR: Apparently even a 5 year old joke is too edgy for half of Fark to understand.

George Lopez tells jokes?

You cannot be this daft.

Were you referring to the joke in the headline about Mencia stealing other comics' material?


It only took you three tries and a trip to Wikipedia. Bravo.
 
2013-10-01 08:52:02 AM
 
2013-10-01 08:53:58 AM

Crewmannumber6: Because Mexico is running like a Swiss watch


At least Mexico has a government, unlike certain Nations I could mention right now...
 
2013-10-01 08:57:07 AM
It might be funny to see them try and fail.
 
2013-10-01 08:57:30 AM

BSABSVR: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BSABSVR: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BSABSVR: Apparently even a 5 year old joke is too edgy for half of Fark to understand.

George Lopez tells jokes?

You cannot be this daft.

Were you referring to the joke in the headline about Mencia stealing other comics' material?

It only took you three tries and a trip to Wikipedia. Bravo.


lol
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-01 09:02:50 AM

Crewmannumber6: Because Mexico is running like a Swiss watch

a border-beater.
 
2013-10-01 09:07:51 AM
They'd just be taking the jobs Americans don't want to do anyways.
 
2013-10-01 09:08:34 AM

Yakk: CJHardin: Aristocles: Reminds me of the South Park where Mencia takes credit for inventing the fish sticks joke.

Reminds me of Joe Rogan destroying him on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws

How does that only have 350K views? It is one of the classic videos of all time.


I was just pondering that when I referenced it.  I would have thought there would be at least 5 million views for that one.
 
2013-10-01 09:09:27 AM
Mencia stole another joke? Does Joe Rogan go all Steroid on him over it? DEE DEE DEE
 
2013-10-01 09:11:56 AM

foo monkey: Chapelle Show will never be replaced. Key and Peele is the best show, since then.


Take your ass down to O'shag-Hennessy's office and tell him what you did!
 
2013-10-01 09:14:04 AM

Koaltrain: Yeah I get it . We all be better off without those old white guys farking it up !

Meanwhile on the southern border of Mexico.

Uploaded on Apr 12, 2009
BIG ASS COPYPASTA
http://youtu.be/fOp4Aw_JsBQ

 
2013-10-01 09:16:10 AM
I believe George Lopez should commit suicide, but he'll have to import the bullet.
 
2013-10-01 09:25:09 AM
Why is Mencia not funny?

Because he stole his jokes from George Lopez.
 
2013-10-01 09:25:34 AM
Whole lotta butthurt in this thread over a comedian making a joke.
 
2013-10-01 09:27:56 AM

KaiserRoll: They'd just be taking the jobs Americans don't want to do anyways.


I've often wondered at and about this. Why, exactly, is the system set up this way? These jobs are obviously low-paying and difficult. This, in order to keep the price of food artificially low. And just why do we need to keep the price of food artificially low? Why, to keep those very same people who don't want to do this work artificially fat and lazy, of course.
 
2013-10-01 09:30:58 AM
If you wanted someone to take over the gov't and balance your books, you should surrender to Canada. It might piss you off, but we're still doing better than you. We never took a hit on the housing crisis, our economy remains strong and growing, we have money for pensions, lots of oil, and a sh*t load of experience in fixing problems.


...it won't happen, but your gov't could take a few lessons on how to run a gov't.
 
2013-10-01 09:34:54 AM

KaiserRoll: They'd just be taking the jobs Americans don't want to do anyways.


*fistbump*
 
2013-10-01 09:36:45 AM

CJHardin: Aristocles: Reminds me of the South Park where Mencia takes credit for inventing the fish sticks joke.

Reminds me of Joe Rogan destroying him on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws


Ah, memories. That video is what made me a Roganite.
 
2013-10-01 09:48:48 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: George Lopez tells jokes?


I don't doubt Carlos steals jokes, but I have never heard George tell one.
 
2013-10-01 09:49:54 AM

indarwinsshadow: If you wanted someone to take over the gov't and balance your books, you should surrender to Canada. It might piss you off, but we're still doing better than you. We never took a hit on the housing crisis, our economy remains strong and growing, we have money for pensions, lots of oil, and a sh*t load of experience in fixing problems.


...it won't happen, but your gov't could take a few lessons on how to run a gov't.


Does it cost extra to get the Charbonneau Commission transcripts in English? They're bound to learn a trick or two in those.
 
2013-10-01 09:54:19 AM
Well the grass down on the national mall would never be greener and no dead patches
 
2013-10-01 09:57:53 AM

KaiserRoll: They'd just be taking the jobs Americans don't want to do anyways.


And we're done here. Nice.
 
2013-10-01 10:18:52 AM
geo lopez is mexicans' nightmare

hypocritical self-serving hack
 
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