brantgoose: 1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."To which I replied: "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"
enik: It must be difficult for her to be around someone who's so much better looking though.
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