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(US Magazine)   Turns out Cher is friends with Stephen Hawking. No surprise, since they have the same singing voice   (usmagazine.com) divider line 5
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2013-10-01 02:15:06 AM  
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brantgoose: 1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."

To which I replied: "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"


If she could turn back time...
2013-10-01 01:26:25 AM  
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1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."

To which I replied:  "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"

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I remember that picture, says Cher. We were really into modern furniture at the time. What the Hell, we were young and foolish. I can't sit on those backless chairs any more.
2013-10-01 11:29:33 AM  
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I'd vocoder.
2013-10-01 10:28:45 AM  
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enik: It must be difficult for her to be around someone who's so much better looking though.


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2013-10-01 09:51:14 AM  
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Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through  Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.
 
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