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(US Magazine)   Turns out Cher is friends with Stephen Hawking. No surprise, since they have the same singing voice   (usmagazine.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-01 01:26:25 AM  
1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."

To which I replied:  "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"

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I remember that picture, says Cher. We were really into modern furniture at the time. What the Hell, we were young and foolish. I can't sit on those backless chairs any more.
 
2013-10-01 01:39:23 AM  
Cher always has been awesome.
 
2013-10-01 02:15:06 AM  

brantgoose: 1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."

To which I replied: "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"


If she could turn back time...
 
2013-10-01 03:56:09 AM  
Ok that was funny...
 
2013-10-01 09:11:44 AM  

Lorelle: Cher always has been awesome.


I'll stick with *usually* awesome.  Have you ever heard her cover of "Never Been To Spain" or "Listen To The Music"?  Oof.
 
2013-10-01 09:36:31 AM  
Subby +1. OK, +2 even.
 
2013-10-01 09:51:14 AM  
Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through  Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.
 
2013-10-01 10:04:05 AM  

brap: Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through  Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.


They aren't?

What the hell theoretical physics have I been studying?
 
2013-10-01 10:06:50 AM  
I would love to have dinner with her, just to hear all the stories.

The female equivalent of "the most interesting man in the world" commercials.

I'm not saying good or bad or significant...they'll be just WTF fascinating, I'm sure.
 
2013-10-01 10:17:21 AM  
It must be difficult for her to be around someone who's so much better looking though.
 
2013-10-01 10:28:45 AM  

enik: It must be difficult for her to be around someone who's so much better looking though.


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How YOU doin'?
 
2013-10-01 10:41:42 AM  
How can I nominate this as a Headline Of The Year candidate?

Bravo, Subby.
 
2013-10-01 11:03:30 AM  
+1 Subby - Cher is just awful, her music is like listening to seals barking and coyotes biting themselves, with a dial-up modem squealing in the background.
 
2013-10-01 11:22:32 AM  
'Half breed', that's all she ever heard.
 
2013-10-01 11:24:20 AM  

idesofmarch: +1 Subby - Cher is just awful, her music is like listening to seals barking and coyotes biting themselves, with a dial-up modem squealing in the background.


Anybody who can remember Sonny & Cher will remember how she absolutely, positively HAD to be the loudest singer on the stage.
 
2013-10-01 11:29:33 AM  
I'd vocoder.
 
2013-10-01 12:16:31 PM  
You can have my copy of  Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves  when you dig it out of my pantry after my funeral.

/I said "pantry" because "closet" could have an entirely different connotation that I did not wish to express.
//Really, you don't have to be gay to like early Cher music.
 
2013-10-01 01:38:19 PM  

Lorelle: Cher always has been awe

loathsome.
 
2013-10-01 02:09:43 PM  

offacue: Lorelle: Cher always has been awesome.

I'll stick with *usually* awesome.  Have you ever heard her cover of "Never Been To Spain" or "Listen To The Music"?  Oof.


I watched Sonny & Cher when I was a kid...oh, how I wanted (& still want) hair like hers.
 
2013-10-01 03:11:14 PM  
Cher is the bee's knees.  I would love to hang out with her and Kathy Griffin.
 
2013-10-01 04:04:58 PM  
 
2013-10-01 05:22:46 PM  
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2013-10-01 08:42:59 PM  

HAMMERTOE: idesofmarch: +1 Subby - Cher is just awful, her music is like listening to seals barking and coyotes biting themselves, with a dial-up modem squealing in the background.

Anybody who can remember Sonny & Cher will remember how she absolutely, positively HAD to be the loudest singer on the stage.


She was a V.A.M.P. vamp!

I used to enjoy that show and Donny and Marie's show.
 
2013-10-01 10:35:15 PM  

Buttknuckle: Cher is the bee's knees.  I would love to hang out with her and Kathy Griffin.


If I were single, I'd say that would be an evening I'd always remember, but would never talk about.
 
2013-10-01 10:35:29 PM  

brap: Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through  Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.


Not exactly the same thing, but close:

http://www.mchawking.com/
 
2013-10-02 05:33:25 AM  
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/Not mine,
 
2013-10-02 07:40:08 AM  
Would have totally given her my Bono back in the day. If you know what I mean.

/might still
//not sure
///so many penises
 
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