brantgoose: 1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."To which I replied: "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"
Lorelle: Cher always has been awesome.
brap: Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.
enik: It must be difficult for her to be around someone who's so much better looking though.
idesofmarch: +1 Subby - Cher is just awful, her music is like listening to seals barking and coyotes biting themselves, with a dial-up modem squealing in the background.
Lorelle: Cher always has been awe
offacue: Lorelle: Cher always has been awesome.I'll stick with *usually* awesome. Have you ever heard her cover of "Never Been To Spain" or "Listen To The Music"? Oof.
Buttknuckle: Cher is the bee's knees. I would love to hang out with her and Kathy Griffin.
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