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(CNN) NewsFlash The American government has officially been shut down by a party which lost the Presidency, Senate and House by 5 million, 7 million, and 1.7 million votes, respectively, in the last election   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 1010
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2013-10-01 12:05:11 AM
This is just batshiat insane.
 
2013-10-01 12:06:11 AM

DamnYankees: This is just batshiat insane.


Forget it Jake, it's Washington.
 
2013-10-01 12:08:11 AM
Well don't let the big door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
 
2013-10-01 12:12:06 AM

DamnYankees: This is just batshiat insane.


Not to mention legally and ethically questionable.
 
2013-10-01 12:14:28 AM
Well, the TP got what they dreamed of.  I just hope they like the results.

/farking idiots
 
2013-10-01 12:14:34 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-01 12:14:47 AM
The American government has been shut down by the failure of ALL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL AFFILIATION to work together as one body.

/FTFY
 
2013-10-01 12:14:56 AM
The GOP is f*cking insane. There is no way in which this ends well for them. None. And yet...here we are.
 
2013-10-01 12:15:05 AM
In before:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-01 12:15:05 AM

Weaver95: DamnYankees: This is just batshiat insane.

Not to mention legally and ethically questionable.


It's not legally questionable, they have the ability to be idiots, they just should have the sense not to.
 
2013-10-01 12:15:32 AM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2013-10-01 12:15:33 AM
Oh shiat, Obama's already made a video address to the military. Dis gun git gud.
 
2013-10-01 12:15:35 AM
OH YEAH!

WE DIDN't THINK YOU'D DO IT, BUT YOU DID IT. WAY TO GO REPUBLICANS!

That sound you hear is the death-knoll for the Tea Party.
 
2013-10-01 12:15:48 AM

NuclearPenguins: [i.qkme.me image 420x280]


Field dress your butts, if you want to live.
 
2013-10-01 12:15:55 AM

naturalbornposer: The American government has been shut down by the failure of ALL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL AFFILIATION to work together as one body.

/FTFY


Only if you're brain damaged.
 
2013-10-01 12:16:02 AM
But it's Obama's fault...

/derp
 
2013-10-01 12:16:07 AM

naturalbornposer: The American government has been shut down by the failure of ALL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL AFFILIATION to work together as one body.

/FTFY


STFU

/FTFY
 
2013-10-01 12:16:12 AM
google has a timely doodle.

123rd anniversary of Yosemite National Park. SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN, BECAUSE REASONS AND DERP.
 
2013-10-01 12:16:32 AM

nmrsnr: Weaver95: DamnYankees: This is just batshiat insane.

Not to mention legally and ethically questionable.

It's not legally questionable, they have the ability to be idiots, they just should have the sense not to.


This is an end run around established procedure. The tea derpers can't shut down the ACA by normal means so...hey, let's destroy everything! Because that makes perfect sense....
 
2013-10-01 12:16:39 AM
The end result of letting those who harbor the conservative disease run amok.
 
2013-10-01 12:16:49 AM
When it is operating, it's not exactly doing a whole lot of good. So no complaints. I'm sure they don't mind either - they're probably all getting paid anyway.
 
2013-10-01 12:16:54 AM

hardinparamedic: death-knoll


wat
 
2013-10-01 12:17:07 AM
Funny, they said they had plenty of money to go to war with Syria just a couple of weeks ago.  Now they can't keep the lights on.  Strange how that's working out.  Perhaps there is a problem with the current political parties involved.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:08 AM
Someone tell me why the hell CSPAN is still running?  They should turn the cameras off so these jerks can't keep grandstanding in front of them.  They might actually respond to that.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:11 AM
So this means we hold new elections in six weeks, right?
 
2013-10-01 12:17:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-01 12:17:16 AM
They are all to blame.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:21 AM
To be fair there were widespread reports of a man coughing in Brazil.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:33 AM
On the bright side, the ACA is fully live and there ain't a damn thing the GOP can do about it now. In a cunning twist of schadenfreude, the ACA "navigators" are not government employees, so they are full steam ahead. The ACA was also classified as "essential", so related services are not being shut down.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:34 AM
I'd like to think that this will have negative consequences for the men doing this, but alas I am not the naive boy I once was.
Send in the whores, it's time to party
 
2013-10-01 12:17:34 AM
Good
 
2013-10-01 12:17:35 AM
CNN Quadfecta!
 
2013-10-01 12:17:51 AM

TwoBeersOneCan: In before:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 275x425]


Seriously, that guy must drink some pretty strong kool-aid, and then drink his piss afterwards on-top of it
/he's all kind of farked up
 
2013-10-01 12:17:53 AM
This is so embarrassing.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:57 AM
Also FYI if anyone doesn't have insurance,  https://www.healthcare.gov  is now open. Obamacare has begun! And the website is actually kind of awesome. WAAAAY simpler than my actual insurance company's website.
 
2013-10-01 12:17:58 AM

Chalji: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Norquist cares not from whence the blood flows, he cares only that it should flow. As you die, know also that your skull too is welcome at the foot of the throne of brass.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:02 AM

Weaver95: nmrsnr: Weaver95: DamnYankees: This is just batshiat insane.

Not to mention legally and ethically questionable.

It's not legally questionable, they have the ability to be idiots, they just should have the sense not to.

This is an end run around established procedure. The tea derpers can't shut down the ACA by normal means so...hey, let's destroy everything! Because that makes perfect sense....


I'm pretty sure the GOP has gone to plaid.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:09 AM
Funny how the only time you teabilly stumps are interested in bipartisanship is when you're solely to blame for something. Dishonest hacks preying on their dumb-and-dumber constituencies.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:15 AM
OBAMAAAAAAAAA
 
2013-10-01 12:18:27 AM
Anyone surprised, raise your hand.

Thought so.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:30 AM

hardinparamedic: OH YEAH!

WE DIDN't THINK YOU'D DO IT, BUT YOU DID IT. WAY TO GO REPUBLICANS!

That sound you hear is the death-knoll for the Tea Party.


We can only hope.

Can this be some solid evidence of the GOP splitting up?
 
2013-10-01 12:18:34 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-01 12:18:37 AM
I hate everything right now.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:38 AM
I hope nobody is planning on visiting any state parks or national monuments in the next few weeks.... and this guy is probaly grinning in his sleep!


formerwhitehat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-01 12:18:43 AM
Republicans are a bunch of childish traitors.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:56 AM
I love the fact that they are trying to force plebian care on to the uppity muckity mucks in  power. JOY TO THE WORLD. I hope they stick to their guns on this. Damn the torpedo's FULL SPEED AHEAD !!
 
2013-10-01 12:18:59 AM
As someone who recently got their first job, I really hope this doesn't plunge markets into turmoil and causes me to lose my job.

Anyone know what this could potentially do to the markets?
 
2013-10-01 12:19:01 AM

Weaver95: The GOP is f*cking insane. There is no way in which this ends well for them. None. And yet...here we are.


The yokels will still vote for them and blame Obamacare for all this.
 
2013-10-01 12:19:03 AM

naturalbornposer: The American government has been shut down by the failure of ALL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL AFFILIATION to work together as one body.

/FTFY


The holocaust was caused by ALL MEMBERS OF THE HUMAN RACE REGARDLESS OF NATIONALITY OR POLITICAL AFFILATION.

Your piss poor ability to understand the situation was done by the failure of ALL MEMBERS OF THE TEACHING PROFESSION REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY TAUGHT.

/this shiatty post is retaliation for your shiatty post caused by ALL THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET REGARDLESS OF HERP AND DERP
 
2013-10-01 12:19:06 AM

Weaver95: The GOP is f*cking insane. There is no way in which this ends well for them. None. And yet...here we are.


As horrible as this is, I have to disagree with you. To many Republicans, this is the best possible outcome, and the only one which allows them to stay in office by avoiding being primaried.
 
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