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(CNN)   CNN asks "Why is sex better in hotels?" Because your wife isn't around, that's why   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2013-09-30 11:25:00 PM  
True

/HI SWEETHEART!
 
2013-09-30 11:35:50 PM  
Stupid question. Different sheets, different bed, different room, different town/city, maybe a different state? Of COURSE it's gonna be better.
 
2013-10-01 12:04:28 AM  
no children

duh
 
2013-10-01 12:12:00 AM  
No routine.
 
2013-10-01 01:09:40 AM  
because sound doesn't matter in a hotel
 
2013-10-01 01:10:00 AM  
Hookers.
 
2013-10-01 01:20:28 AM  
Because your HOA frowns on you pushing your wife's naked body up against the open floor to ceiling window as your do her from behind.
 
2013-10-01 01:38:25 AM  
ah, I remember the days when CNN was proud and had a serious reputation for generating news and covering events.

Such wonderful memories.
 
2013-10-01 01:39:56 AM  
www.wildaboutmovies.com
 
2013-10-01 02:31:53 AM  
Because you can't get pregnant in hotel rooms.
 
2013-10-01 02:33:56 AM  
Hey, fun game, next time you are in a hotel, point to every object in the room and say, "Someone had sex on that." to your significant other.
 
2013-10-01 02:37:25 AM  
The rooms are quiet; the walls are solid

Hotel breakfasts are sublimely elegant, arriving on silver trays with china; white, ironed linens; a budding rose in a crystal vase.

Hotels now all have good restaurants.


I don't think she and I stay in the same class of hotels when travelling.
 
2013-10-01 03:02:22 AM  
The gyrations of a woman trying to escape the roaches swarming her from a set of Motel 6 sheets are the stuff of legend.
 
2013-10-01 04:17:11 AM  
Because you are not surrounded by distractions from your normal, everyday life.
 
2013-10-01 04:17:16 AM  
Wrong again, Subby. Your wife is around.
 
2013-10-01 04:20:54 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Because your HOA frowns on you pushing your wife's naked body up against the open floor to ceiling window as your do her from behind.


Oh sweet Christmas, THIS.
 
2013-10-01 04:23:05 AM  

doglover: Because you can't get pregnant in hotel rooms.


ding ding ding. we have a winner.

/is that true?
 
2013-10-01 04:27:47 AM  
Because women turn into absolute whores when they go on vacation.
 
2013-10-01 04:28:07 AM  
The beds dont move, and there is usually chairs,  tables,  mirrors,  available coffee, the shower curtain rods that flare out some with the handicap rails for extra grip or foot hold....gotta find things to do at conferences
 
2013-10-01 04:39:44 AM  
They have free lotion and hand towels. Or did you mean sex with others?
 
2013-10-01 05:05:34 AM  

some_beer_drinker: doglover: Because you can't get pregnant in hotel rooms.

ding ding ding. we have a winner.

/is that true?


Absolutely.
 
2013-10-01 05:11:13 AM  
Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?
 
2013-10-01 05:12:37 AM  
Is it just me, or did that author sound like she'd annoying as shiat in real life?
 
2013-10-01 05:13:23 AM  
That article was an excuse for the writer to brag about the places she's stayed and the faces she's sat on. You don't see me going on about all the porn I've downloaded in the Ogallala Red Roof, do you?

/stale Cheetos and a diet Dr. Pepper from the vending machine, you snobby skank
 
2013-10-01 05:15:05 AM  

Cagey B: The gyrations of a woman trying to escape the roaches swarming her from a set of Motel 6 sheets are the stuff of legend.


Win.
 
2013-10-01 05:20:08 AM  

foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?


Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.
 
2013-10-01 05:29:23 AM  

apoptotic: foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?

Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.


Your money?

You don't pay for a hotel with money. You let the man do that. And you don't even blow him because he didn't even buy you an Hermes bag.
 
2013-10-01 05:31:19 AM  

doglover: apoptotic: foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?

Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.

Your money?

You don't pay for a hotel with money. You let the man do that. And you don't even blow him because he didn't even buy you an Hermes bag.


Just looked up hermes bag, wtf about that bag could cost that much
 
2013-10-01 05:34:09 AM  

WillofJ2: doglover: apoptotic: foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?

Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.

Your money?

You don't pay for a hotel with money. You let the man do that. And you don't even blow him because he didn't even buy you an Hermes bag.

Just looked up hermes bag, wtf about that bag could cost that much


Most can't afford it. Same as owning a classic car, or nice house.
 
2013-10-01 05:36:34 AM  

WillofJ2: wtf about that bag could cost that much


They are made by really good people out of top notch leather.

But most of that price is the name.

Look at Louis Vitton: a five dollar pattern that looks like shiat on mediocre leather and it still costs over $100 for a handbag. Name is everything. Hermes actually makes quality goods, so the price is exponentially higher.
 
2013-10-01 05:38:03 AM  

robohobo: WillofJ2: doglover: apoptotic: foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?

Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.

Your money?

You don't pay for a hotel with money. You let the man do that. And you don't even blow him because he didn't even buy you an Hermes bag.

Just looked up hermes bag, wtf about that bag could cost that much

Most can't afford it. Same as owning a classic car, or nice house.


but classic cars and nice houses dont look exactly like things you could get at walmart for 10$, fiance has a closet of bags I will never in my life understand it and my hold some deep anger about it
 
2013-10-01 05:41:00 AM  

WillofJ2: robohobo: WillofJ2: doglover: apoptotic: foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?

Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.

Your money?

You don't pay for a hotel with money. You let the man do that. And you don't even blow him because he didn't even buy you an Hermes bag.

Just looked up hermes bag, wtf about that bag could cost that much

Most can't afford it. Same as owning a classic car, or nice house.

but classic cars and nice houses dont look exactly like things you could get at walmart for 10$, fiance has a closet of bags I will never in my life understand it and my hold some deep anger about it


Dude, I get it. My wife is a clothes-whore. Dozens of high-end purses, hundreds of dresses, many hundreds of incredibly priced shoes. Our third bedroom is her closet. I don't really get it, Chicks dig it, though.
 
2013-10-01 05:42:53 AM  

WillofJ2: robohobo: WillofJ2: doglover: apoptotic: foxyshadis: Did anyone actually read the article, which is amazingly lulzy in all its 1%er glory? A woman waxing poetic over years spent hotel hopping without an actual home, reminiscing about the amazing luxuries that 4-star joints have, and how much she misses the adventuring life now that she's stuck married at a real home.

Something tells me it wasn't all quite as much fun when that was all life consisted of. Oh, the first night at a new place was probably wild, but after that?

Yeah, I was expecting it to mention the convenience of having a hotel safe to store your money in during the day so that it's handy to roll around in at night.

Your money?

You don't pay for a hotel with money. You let the man do that. And you don't even blow him because he didn't even buy you an Hermes bag.

Just looked up hermes bag, wtf about that bag could cost that much

Most can't afford it. Same as owning a classic car, or nice house.

but classic cars and nice houses dont look exactly like things you could get at walmart for 10$, fiance has a closet of bags I will never in my life understand it and my hold some deep anger about it


Even if the labor was free and the name was removed, an Hermes bag would cost about $200 in parts alone. They use some exotic leathers and the choicest cuts. The higher end bags use leathers you can't simply find for sale. Prices get exorbitant.
 
2013-10-01 05:45:48 AM  

robohobo: Dude, I get it. My wife is a clothes-whore. Dozens of high-end purses, hundreds of dresses, many hundreds of incredibly priced shoes. Our third bedroom is her closet. I don't really get it, Chicks dig it, though.


Well, except for those of us who don't.
 
2013-10-01 05:53:23 AM  
Why do they have to still put those Adjoining doors in Every hotel room. What percentage of guests actually ask for adjoining rooms? It can't be that many. Or is it something to do with Fire codes?

I have to ask because on my last stay at an Upscale Casino/Hotel in Atlantic City, my what seemed like a Very Quiet room changed that nite when next door some guy was banging his wife/GF and she was Loud! Other than that door, I don't think I would've heard a peep out of them.
 
2013-10-01 05:54:52 AM  
That article was another salvo in a class war. Thanks, CNN, but I'll pass on getting life advice from a trust-fund brat.
 
2013-10-01 05:55:51 AM  

apoptotic: robohobo: Dude, I get it. My wife is a clothes-whore. Dozens of high-end purses, hundreds of dresses, many hundreds of incredibly priced shoes. Our third bedroom is her closet. I don't really get it, Chicks dig it, though.

Well, except for those of us who don't.


Maybe its not something understood by redheaded left handed people of Canadian descent, which I also fall under
 
2013-10-01 05:56:42 AM  

Lapdance: Why do they have to still put those Adjoining doors in Every hotel room. What percentage of guests actually ask for adjoining rooms? It can't be that many. Or is it something to do with Fire codes?

I have to ask because on my last stay at an Upscale Casino/Hotel in Atlantic City, my what seemed like a Very Quiet room changed that nite when next door some guy was banging his wife/GF and she was Loud! Other than that door, I don't think I would've heard a peep out of them.


Invitation for a swinger's party.
 
2013-10-01 05:57:47 AM  

August11: That article was another salvo in a class war. Thanks, CNN, but I'll pass on getting life advice from a trust-fund brat.


Article sucked but provided a good reason to talk about sex in hotels and expensive handbags habits of some women
 
2013-10-01 06:11:12 AM  
Three words: Lying.
Laying.
Leaving.
 
2013-10-01 06:17:40 AM  

Lapdance: Why do they have to still put those Adjoining doors in Every hotel room. What percentage of guests actually ask for adjoining rooms? It can't be that many. Or is it something to do with Fire codes?

I have to ask because on my last stay at an Upscale Casino/Hotel in Atlantic City, my what seemed like a Very Quiet room changed that nite when next door some guy was banging his wife/GF and she was Loud! Other than that door, I don't think I would've heard a peep out of them.


That's selfish of them. Could've been kids around.

I like to mess with people in that situation. Start yelling 'oh mommy, oh daddy!'. Or do a drum solo on the wall in time with their rhythm.
 
2013-10-01 06:30:45 AM  
We completely made up our bedroom at home to look like a hotel room.....

.....can't say it is really working as I had hoped.
 
2013-10-01 06:47:24 AM  

filter: We completely made up our bedroom at home to look like a hotel room.....

.....can't say it is really working as I had hoped.


Dried semen smeared across every surface and cigarette burns on the blanket? I can see that not working out.
 
2013-10-01 07:05:58 AM  

Nuclear Monk: filter: We completely made up our bedroom at home to look like a hotel room.....

.....can't say it is really working as I had hoped.

Dried semen smeared across every surface and cigarette burns on the blanket? I can see that not working out.


I like to hide a few knuckles' worth of presents in odd places the cleaning staff is unlikely to find them. Y'know, for the next people.
 
2013-10-01 07:11:15 AM  
Because you don't have to dispose of the body?
 
2013-10-01 07:11:37 AM  

Argyle82: Is it just me, or did that author sound like she'd annoying as shiat in real life?


And rich, and an entitled biatch.
 
2013-10-01 07:15:52 AM  
FTFA: "Sarah Cone prefers hotels to home is a high-maintenance, whiney, ADD slut."

FTFY.
 
2013-10-01 07:16:23 AM  
I thought it was because you don't have to clean up the walls after you're done....
 
2013-10-01 07:18:08 AM  
When you're home, all you can think about is that stack of laundry on the dresser, the cat puke on the living room rug, did I remember to feed the dog, gotta put away leftovers, don't forget to mow the lawn before it rains, remind me to call the dentist.....

In a hotel room, you're like, "Fark it/me."
 
2013-10-01 07:25:36 AM  
I just like having one bed to ruin and one to sleep on.
 
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