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2013-09-30 09:07:34 PM
How about 10? Is 10 hours OK?
 
2013-09-30 09:16:20 PM
we call the 11th hour, Amateur hour.
 
2013-09-30 09:17:02 PM
You should see what happens when you drink with your sister for 11 hours straight.

/especially down here
 
2013-09-30 09:19:30 PM
It usually ends with Thanksgiving dinner for me.
 
2013-09-30 09:20:59 PM
I've done that once or twice or thirty dozen times and I don't even have a brother
 
2013-09-30 09:21:46 PM
Bullshiat. It does not take 11 hours....
 
2013-09-30 09:23:35 PM
Nothing beats an ole' fashioned 72 hour bender with grandma.
 
2013-09-30 09:24:48 PM
The court document states that Arthur later told police he was trying to drive drunk

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2013-09-30 09:25:42 PM
I like how they tell my javascript must be enabled on my browser to see their website, and then proceed to allow me to read the article without enabling javascript
 
2013-09-30 09:26:38 PM
If I had a brother, we would most likely be dead from drinking. Thank god I wound up with a vegetarian ( not vegan) health nut sister. My dad would be royally farked with 2 of me.
 
2013-09-30 09:28:39 PM
Says you. It usually ends quite well for everyone but our livers & bank accounts. Not as epic as drinking with Tia Rose, but still fun.
 
2013-09-30 09:30:14 PM
The only times we fought was when we were sober. We have a great time gettin' drunk together now that we're older.
 
2013-09-30 09:30:56 PM
Sounds like a normal Saturday for me.
 
2013-09-30 09:31:33 PM
Last time I drank with my brother for that long,He ended up in a dumpster in Long Beach.
 
2013-09-30 09:31:43 PM
Drinking with your big-tittied half sister, however...
 
2013-09-30 09:35:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Drinking with your big-tittied half sister, however...


I'm one of two big-tittied half-sisters my half-brother has, and I do not even know if he has ever had alcohol. What I do know he is a waste of flesh, but then again, we were all surprised he wasn't gay (NTTAWWT). Would I drink with him? Probably, but then again, I had to chase down his cell phone number last week for a family crisis. There is, of course, a ten-years age difference between us, and he just hit 21 this past January.

/maybe things will change
//considering I live across the country, highly unlikely
 
2013-09-30 09:35:33 PM
Shut your whore mouth, azcentral. My brother is the man.
 
2013-09-30 09:41:05 PM
Don't I know it. We're going up to my mom's for Christmas this year and I fully expect my brother to try to kick the shiat out of me upon arrival.
 
2013-09-30 09:44:35 PM
West Dublin Street after a night out drinking.

Well, there's yer problem. Obviously you marked your drinking district too clearly.
 
2013-09-30 09:46:50 PM
I don't know how that'd happen, since I ate him while we were still in the womb.
 
2013-09-30 09:47:04 PM
He ain't heavy, he's my drunk brother.
 
2013-09-30 09:50:16 PM
But honestly, after reading the article, if a brother is willing to take your ass out in a fight to keep you from driving home drunk, then he is a good brother.  The end.
 
2013-09-30 09:50:42 PM
My older brother taught me to drink. He still makes a better Manhattan than I do.

My martinis are better than his, though.
 
2013-09-30 10:05:32 PM
Sounds like deer hunting! It goes OK because he gets all the bad hands in Sheepshead.
 
2013-09-30 10:05:48 PM

TomD9938: It usually ends with Thanksgiving dinner for me.


ditto. came in to say that sounds just like Thanksgiving Day at my sister's house.
 
2013-09-30 10:17:19 PM
We call it fishing, and it usually ends up with a lot of walleye and at least one hook in someone's thumb.
 
2013-09-30 10:23:29 PM

Anastacya: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Drinking with your big-tittied half sister, however...

I'm one of two big-tittied half-sisters my half-brother has, and I do not even know if he has ever had alcohol. What I do know he is a waste of flesh, but then again, we were all surprised he wasn't gay (NTTAWWT). Would I drink with him? Probably, but then again, I had to chase down his cell phone number last week for a family crisis. There is, of course, a ten-years age difference between us, and he just hit 21 this past January.

/maybe things will change
//considering I live across the country, highly unlikely


So how big we talkin' here? Your standard DD or real big, E+ territory?
 
2013-09-30 10:26:56 PM

MrHappyRotter: But honestly, after reading the article, if a brother is willing to take your ass out in a fight to keep you from driving home drunk, then he is a good brother.  The end.


Back in the day, my friends all vowed to watch out for each other and never permit anyone to DUI...up to the point that if you was sportin' some bruises the next day because you were snotty about having your keys taken away...the next day you were expected to thank whoever'd pasted ya.

Not sure what was the biggest fear...getting busted, having OUR PARENTS KNOW, or realizing you'd just really screwed up/taken some other person's life by being an idiot and then having to live with that.

Never got above more than a scuffle...and no DUI's happened.
 
2013-09-30 10:31:50 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anastacya: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Drinking with your big-tittied half sister, however...

I'm one of two big-tittied half-sisters my half-brother has, and I do not even know if he has ever had alcohol. What I do know he is a waste of flesh, but then again, we were all surprised he wasn't gay (NTTAWWT). Would I drink with him? Probably, but then again, I had to chase down his cell phone number last week for a family crisis. There is, of course, a ten-years age difference between us, and he just hit 21 this past January.

/maybe things will change
//considering I live across the country, highly unlikely

So how big we talkin' here? Your standard DD or real big, E+ territory?


DD or E, one F bra but I think that is because of the cut. Found a great company due to the recommendation of another Farker and have finally been comfortable in a bra for the first time in years. No spillage!
 
2013-09-30 10:34:43 PM

Anastacya: I'm one of two big-tittied half-sisters


We'll be the judge of that.
 
2013-09-30 10:35:28 PM
OHMYGAWDITSABEAGLEINSUNGLASSESHOLYshiatOHMYGAWD!
 
2013-09-30 10:36:19 PM
*sigh* now I miss my brother...
 
2013-09-30 10:48:53 PM
 
2013-09-30 10:51:45 PM

MBooda: You should see what happens when you drink with your sister for 11 hours straight.

/especially down here


I tried that with my ex-sister-in-law once, only we had a boatload of coke too.

It was not pretty.

/still kind of paying for that one
//it was fall 1983
///happy anniversary!
 
2013-09-30 11:07:33 PM
I'd drink with my brother for 11 straight hours any farking day. Or night. Getting drunk with my brother is one of the things I miss most about living in a town with one of my brothers.
 
2013-09-30 11:15:20 PM

Frantic Freddie: The only times we fought was when we were sober. We have a great time gettin' drunk together now that we're older.


My brother lives on Long Island.I am stuck in San Diego.When he comes to visit Pop here we all get a buzz on..I call my brother Freddie by the way.
 
2013-09-30 11:29:11 PM
The last time I drank for 11 hours with my brother, he ended up with carpet burn.


/on his forehead
//hey, he wanted to go through the window to get to the keg
///we were just helping and a bit too drunk to control our strength
 
2013-10-01 12:18:09 AM
I feel that hour 3-4 of a heavy drinking session is much more volatile than hour 11+. By that time the depressive quality of the alcohol makes most fighting just a stumbling wrestle.

/I never fight when drunk.
//do tend to pass out.
 
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