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(Daily Mail)   Strange: Man only eats raw meat, brushes his teeth with animal fat, is training to become a butcher. Even Stranger: He has a girlfriend (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-09-30 09:01:53 PM
Warning: She's smokin' hot.

/ the goggles do nothing!
 
2013-09-30 09:07:39 PM
Yoko Ono strikes again!
 
2013-09-30 09:22:00 PM
I bet his breath smells delightful.
 
2013-09-30 09:34:23 PM
Ugh, putrid meat breath......

/hork
//takes a lot to make me hork
 
2013-09-30 09:36:29 PM
Brushing his teeth with animal fat?  Did he graduate from Hollywood upstairs medical college too?
 
2013-09-30 09:37:34 PM
I hate you, Daily Fail.
 
2013-09-30 09:53:51 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-30 10:34:51 PM
Well, if the Daily Mail says it's true...
 
2013-09-30 11:07:13 PM

timujin: Well, if the Daily Mail says it's true...


They linked to their souce, vice.com in the article.
 
2013-09-30 11:23:55 PM

Bathia_Mapes: timujin: Well, if the Daily Mail says it's true...

They linked to their souce, vice.com in the article.


Missed that, my default position on anything from TDM is to take is with a grain of salt the size of a Winnebago.  Vice, which prides itself on its lack of objectivity, doesn't lend a ton of credence.  I'm not saying this isn't real, but that there's a lot of wiggle room here, hell, it could be the guy is just being an attention whore and he's got a fridge full of spinach and carrots in the back room.

How long can you live as a strict carnivore anyway?  Can you truly get everything you need nutrition-wise from an all-meat diet?
 
2013-09-30 11:56:35 PM
Seriously how do the Brits manage to keep coming up with even worse things to do to their teeth? What is next? Elephant seal blowfly maggot toothpaste? Fermented lemur piss mouthwash?
 
2013-10-01 12:15:03 AM
"In the name of love: Adding a bizarre twist, Mr Nance's girlfriend, Joanne is vegetarian"

She's also a man, but he apparently likes sausage... NTTAWWT
 
2013-10-01 12:16:34 AM

vossiewulf: Seriously how do the Brits manage to keep coming up with even worse things to do to their teeth? What is next? Elephant seal blowfly maggot toothpaste? Fermented lemur piss mouthwash?


Nice try, but this guy is from Kentucky. Maybe Drew knows him.
 
2013-10-01 12:18:38 AM

vossiewulf: Seriously how do the Brits manage to keep coming up with even worse things to do to their teeth? What is next? Elephant seal blowfly maggot toothpaste? Fermented lemur piss mouthwash?


FTA:  "Derek Nance from Lexington, Kentucky, told VICE that he even brushes his teeth with animal fat in a bid to feed his odd food addiction and is training to become a butcher."

Apparently this guy is a neighbour of Drew.
 
2013-10-01 12:33:39 AM
www.best-horror-movies.com
 
2013-10-01 12:40:38 AM
I come from a very Greek family, and when I was very young I remember seeing my grandfather eat lamb brains straight from the skull. Turned me off of meat for all of a day.

/ the other parts of lamb are delicious
 
2013-10-01 12:43:59 AM
That raw meat thing will catch up with him.
 
2013-10-01 12:54:34 AM
Even More Stranger (TM): He has a _vegetarian_ girlfriend.
 
2013-10-01 12:55:29 AM
I think she's attractive.  Those glasses, and not meat stained teeth.

I'm 32. How old is she?

If she wants a slob, I can give her that and a good fark, she'll just have to deal with my pizza boxes I use as a plate.
 
2013-10-01 12:55:33 AM
Sometimes it's true: you are what you eat.
 
2013-10-01 12:57:53 AM
Vegans should use this guy's photo to counter troll the dipsticks who use that whole "I'll eat three animals for each one you don't" deal.
 
2013-10-01 01:00:11 AM
www.filmsquish.com
MEAT!!!
 
2013-10-01 01:02:56 AM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-10-01 01:09:55 AM

Calm: Vegans should use this guy's photo to counter troll the dipsticks who use that whole "I'll eat three animals for each one you don't" deal.


Why? Most of us aren't stupid enough to eat it raw or try brushing our teeth with animal fat.
 
2013-10-01 01:23:20 AM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: I come from a very Greek family, and when I was very young I remember seeing my grandfather eat lamb brains straight from the skull. Turned me off of meat for all of a day.

/ the other parts of lamb are delicious


For only one day? That's not bad, considering...

Lamb meat is delicious. I am not sold on organ meat, however, with the exception of liver. (Mmmm, liver sausage.) And I'd definitely avoid the brains.

Just in case

/Because prions
//Also, ew
///Ewe?
 
2013-10-01 01:28:01 AM
I wonder how many of the critics eat sushi? Raw fish: Ok. Raw Cow: He's insane! I feel sorry for him to have a family like that. OTOH, there is a reason why we cook meat. It's not a dumb practice. However, so long as the meat is in fact clean to begin with raw meat in generally superior to cooked.

/me love sushi
 
2013-10-01 01:43:10 AM

suid: Even More Stranger (TM): He has a _vegetarian_ girlfriend.


She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone
 
2013-10-01 01:48:09 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hate you, Daily Fail.


I lament the failure of Mainichi Wai Wai which formerly was my source of crazy news stories, they all had a positive insane spin. It was like reading about this ridiculous Wonka universe (not the horrid Depp one)
 
2013-10-01 01:50:22 AM

timujin: How long can you live as a strict carnivore anyway? Can you truly get everything you need nutrition-wise from an all-meat diet?


1.bp.blogspot.com

No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?
 
2013-10-01 01:57:34 AM
 
2013-10-01 02:11:04 AM
I absolutely love raw beef. But for fear of illness I enjoy it as a delicacy, not a regular meal.
 
2013-10-01 02:46:00 AM

basemetal: Ugh, putrid meat breath......


userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-10-01 02:49:35 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?


Interesting.  While I'll give you the all (or at least extremely heavy) meat diet, there's still a significant difference between theirs and his.
 
2013-10-01 03:05:55 AM

timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?

Interesting.  While I'll give you the all (or at least extremely heavy) meat diet, there's still a significant difference between theirs and his.


Theirs floats, his walks.
 
2013-10-01 03:06:43 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?

Interesting.  While I'll give you the all (or at least extremely heavy) meat diet, there's still a significant difference between theirs and his.

Theirs floats, his walks.


Astute as ever, QA.
 
2013-10-01 03:10:59 AM

suid: Even More Stranger (TM): He has a _vegetarian_ girlfriend.


For every animal she doesn't eat he eats three.
 
2013-10-01 03:27:58 AM

timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?

Interesting.  While I'll give you the all (or at least extremely heavy) meat diet, there's still a significant difference between theirs and his.

Theirs floats, his walks.

Astute as ever, QA.


Well, maybe you can expound on this significant difference in diet. Maybe I picked the wrong week to quit caffeine?
 
2013-10-01 03:30:24 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?

Interesting.  While I'll give you the all (or at least extremely heavy) meat diet, there's still a significant difference between theirs and his.

Theirs floats, his walks.



And their diet is probably a lot fattier and it is supplemented with fish, berries, eggs, seaweed, etc., and they cook some of it.

But it does sound like he's using the whole animal. Eating only raw steak would be problematic.

/mmmm, raw steak
//I'd worry a little about the brains
 
2013-10-01 03:38:49 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: And their diet is probably a lot fattier and it is supplemented with fish, berries, eggs, seaweed, etc., and they cook some of it.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vilhjalmur_Stefansson

You are right, but it's also possible to do 100% meat. I read this guy's book years ago. I also learned what they feed their dogs too...
 
2013-10-01 03:46:24 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: timujin: Quantum Apostrophe: No.

So this guy's basically an Innu. So?

Interesting.  While I'll give you the all (or at least extremely heavy) meat diet, there's still a significant difference between theirs and his.

Theirs floats, his walks.

Astute as ever, QA.

Well, maybe you can expound on this significant difference in diet. Maybe I picked the wrong week to quit caffeine?


The dietary benefits of fish over red meat have been known for more than a week, but here goes anyway...  The Inuit eat a lot of fish, fish are high in Omega-3 fatty acids as opposed to sheep, goats and cows which are high in saturated fats.  Half to three-quarters of their diet is fat to keep from having protein poisoning, though I don't know what percentage he eats.  If half of his diet is sheep fat I hope he has a spare liver laying around.  Also, while it's not a large part of their diet, the Inuit do cultivate and consume native plants.
 
2013-10-01 04:43:02 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: //I'd worry a little about the brains


Around here that shouldn't be a problem.
 
2013-10-01 05:25:39 AM
Sentences that when uttered, you should back away slowly from the utterer and consider fleeing.

'I had a couple of goats in my yard that I was using for milk and you know, I was tired of milking them so I slaughtered them.'
 
2013-10-01 06:09:16 AM
I bet he's full of worms.
 
2013-10-01 06:18:45 AM

Deep Contact: I bet he's full of worms.


Yeah. Worms dig the crazy.
 
2013-10-01 07:19:17 AM

Deep Contact: I bet he's full of worms.


img.wonkette.com
 
2013-10-01 08:33:10 AM
I feel like this story is bullshiat.  The dude has raw meat just tossed in his fridge with blood everywhere.  Ok, maybe you do have some fetish/mental disorder that makes you crave raw meat all the time.  Why does that mean you also have to be an unsanitary slob as well.  Buy some saran wrap or butchers paper, and wrap that shiat.  Why would you just toss hunks of bloody meat directly in your fridge?
 
2013-10-01 09:47:50 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Calm: Vegans should use this guy's photo to counter troll the dipsticks who use that whole "I'll eat three animals for each one you don't" deal.

Why? Most of us aren't stupid enough to eat it raw or try brushing our teeth with animal fat.


Are you familiar with trolling? It doesn't have to be true, just get someone mad.
 
2013-10-01 09:53:30 AM

timujin: Bathia_Mapes: timujin: Well, if the Daily Mail says it's true...

They linked to their souce, vice.com in the article.

Missed that, my default position on anything from TDM is to take is with a grain of salt the size of a Winnebago.  Vice, which prides itself on its lack of objectivity, doesn't lend a ton of credence.  I'm not saying this isn't real, but that there's a lot of wiggle room here, hell, it could be the guy is just being an attention whore and he's got a fridge full of spinach and carrots in the back room.

How long can you live as a strict carnivore anyway?  Can you truly get everything you need nutrition-wise from an all-meat diet?


No. There is a reason we don't all have sharp pointy teeth but molars too.

We have a utility mouth.

Unlike say a shark (all pointy) vs a cow (all flat).
Both specialized sets of teeth.
 
2013-10-01 12:33:58 PM

johnsoninca: Yoko Ono strikes again!


i see it too!
 
2013-10-01 12:36:21 PM

Skraeling: No. There is a reason we don't all have sharp pointy teeth but molars too.


Sigh. Look, there are people who live in places where no plants grow. Ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit
 
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