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(Daily Mail)   Tiny plastic beads filled with gas may help men overcome impotence -- after they're injected you know where   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
    More: Interesting, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, Alicante, Journal of Sexual Medicine, new trial, blood supply, Rice University  
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2013-09-30 09:03:26 PM
Good job finding a random stock photo of beads, Daily Fail. I'm sure what they're injecting into your junk looks just like a Mardi Gras necklace!
 
2013-09-30 09:03:33 PM
Do they vibrate?
 
2013-09-30 09:03:34 PM
www.tehcute.com

Where???
 
2013-09-30 09:04:17 PM
NO NEEDLES DOWN THERE NEEDLES BAD GAAAAAAH
 
2013-09-30 09:04:27 PM

The Madd Mann: Good job finding a random stock photo of beads, Daily Fail. I'm sure what they're injecting into your junk looks just like a Mardi Gras necklace!


Fabulous!
 
2013-09-30 09:04:52 PM
Mardi Groin?
 
2013-09-30 09:07:03 PM
In the ass?
 
2013-09-30 09:08:10 PM
Cinco De Nope
 
2013-09-30 09:08:23 PM

karmaceutical: In the ass?


intra-rectal injection? directly into the prostate?
 
2013-09-30 09:09:31 PM
Bling-Wa balls?
 
2013-09-30 09:15:57 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-30 09:16:11 PM
In the girl, I hope.
 
2013-09-30 09:18:09 PM
In a new trial at Rice University in the U.S., scientists injected the spheres into the corpus cavernosum, the regions of the organ that fills with blood and triggers an erection. Results showed a boosted erectile function for three weeks, and a greater improvement than with sildenafil.

And then all you have to worry about is the plastic beads in your penis. Just sitting there.
 
2013-09-30 09:19:02 PM
Into my wife's vagina? I was thinking that her vaginal walls would be as comfy as one of these:
www.aronline.co.uk
 
2013-09-30 09:19:07 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: karmaceutical: In the ass?

intra-rectal injection? directly into the prostate?


Go on...

/i mean, "oooh, gross!"
 
2013-09-30 09:20:52 PM
Good thing it's not nitrous oxide. You don't want your penis laughing at you for 4 hours.
 
2013-09-30 09:23:49 PM

rcf1105: In a new trial at Rice University in the U.S., scientists injected the spheres into the corpus cavernosum, the regions of the organ that fills with blood and triggers an erection. Results showed a boosted erectile function for three weeks, and a greater improvement than with sildenafil.

And then all you have to worry about is the plastic beads in your penis. Just sitting there.


I'm more worried that this only helped for three weeks, and after that I presume you need to take another injection (ATM, hopefully they'll improve in this regard).

/is there a catheter fetish?
 
2013-09-30 09:23:52 PM

rcf1105: In a new trial at Rice University in the U.S., scientists injected the spheres into the corpus cavernosum, the regions of the organ that fills with blood and triggers an erection. Results showed a boosted erectile function for three weeks, and a greater improvement than with sildenafil.

And then all you have to worry about is the plastic beads in your penis. Just sitting there.


Apparently somewhere like Brazil the young poor dudes used to make a fad of having cheap, non-sterile plastic beads installed under the skin of the penis in a back-alley surgical operation.

Because they make chicks want to have the sexy with them. Or so they think.
 
2013-09-30 09:25:53 PM

uncleacid: Good thing it's not nitrous oxide. You don't want your penis laughing at you for 4 hours.


It's okay to laugh in the bedroom as long as you don't point.

Which, I guess, is problematic when it's the penis doing the laughing.
 
2013-09-30 09:26:41 PM
The back seat of a Volkswagen?
 
2013-09-30 09:27:49 PM

New Farkin User Name: rcf1105: In a new trial at Rice University in the U.S., scientists injected the spheres into the corpus cavernosum, the regions of the organ that fills with blood and triggers an erection. Results showed a boosted erectile function for three weeks, and a greater improvement than with sildenafil.

And then all you have to worry about is the plastic beads in your penis. Just sitting there.

I'm more worried that this only helped for three weeks, and after that I presume you need to take another injection (ATM, hopefully they'll improve in this regard).

/is there a catheter fetish?


Rule 34. Never, ever out of play.
 
2013-09-30 09:34:55 PM

New Farkin User Name: rcf1105: In a new trial at Rice University in the U.S., scientists injected the spheres into the corpus cavernosum, the regions of the organ that fills with blood and triggers an erection. Results showed a boosted erectile function for three weeks, and a greater improvement than with sildenafil.

And then all you have to worry about is the plastic beads in your penis. Just sitting there.

I'm more worried that this only helped for three weeks, and after that I presume you need to take another injection (ATM, hopefully they'll improve in this regard).

/is there a catheter fetish?


Rule 34 man, urethra play is apparantly a thing. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-09-30 09:34:57 PM
Little beads of gas, sigh. Oh great, now they can fart out of their johnsons too.

//turns bedroom ceiling fan to high every night before going to sleep.
 
2013-09-30 09:38:21 PM

r1niceboy: [www.tehcute.com image 553x738]

Where???


New Jersey.
 
2013-09-30 09:38:58 PM
jeffpelline.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-30 09:39:18 PM
In a certian part of the male anatomy?
 
2013-09-30 09:40:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-30 09:42:03 PM
Erhalten Sie eine Erektion oder wir Ihren Junk mit Perlen injizieren.
 
2013-09-30 09:42:48 PM
Sounds so much better than changing your diet and lifestyle to beat the diabetes directly.
 
2013-09-30 09:43:26 PM
Why would they NOT call that "The Journal of Sexual Healing??"
 
2013-09-30 09:44:04 PM

rcf1105: In a new trial at Rice University in the U.S., scientists injected the spheres into the corpus cavernosum, the regions of the organ that fills with blood and triggers an erection. Results showed a boosted erectile function for three weeks, and a greater improvement than with sildenafil.

And then all you have to worry about is the plastic beads in your penis. Just sitting there.


This is the creepy part. (The needle/piercing part isn't weird to me personally, but if they just sit there... *twitch*)
 
2013-09-30 09:44:26 PM
Martyr beads?
 
2013-09-30 09:45:51 PM
Injection into the penis?
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-09-30 09:46:34 PM
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-09-30 09:52:39 PM
As someone with a barbell piercing there, I'll be damned if anyone is injecting anything in my penis. At least the barbell was a one time thing.
 
2013-09-30 09:55:27 PM

fappomatic: As someone with a barbell piercing there, I'll be damned if anyone is injecting anything in my penis. At least the barbell was a one time thing.


Oh my. Split stream much?
 
2013-09-30 09:58:59 PM
Can't you just stretch the end over the nozzle on one of those helium party balloon tanks?  That should get it up.  Waaaay up.
 
2013-09-30 09:59:29 PM
Sounding.
 
2013-09-30 10:00:17 PM

SeedFreak: fappomatic: As someone with a barbell piercing there, I'll be damned if anyone is injecting anything in my penis. At least the barbell was a one time thing.

Oh my. Split stream much?


Uhh no. Not that kind of piercing.
 
2013-09-30 10:02:28 PM

SeedFreak: fappomatic: As someone with a barbell piercing there, I'll be damned if anyone is injecting anything in my penis. At least the barbell was a one time thing.

Oh my. Split stream much?


I like you. You're funny.
 
2013-09-30 10:03:14 PM
Don't cross the streams.
 
2013-09-30 10:04:28 PM
Oh this thread has got to be just awesome..

/bookmark
 
2013-09-30 10:07:51 PM
So. A man gets his penis pierced and then tells all of his friends that his penis just adopted a retard. His friends, baffled by this outburst, demand an explanation. So the man says, "Watch this, Daddy is about to raise a dumb bell."
 
2013-09-30 10:12:34 PM
Finally, implants for both sexes.
 
2013-09-30 10:20:03 PM
Caution:  Will cause dick farts.
 
2013-09-30 10:24:01 PM
This exactly isn't new.  People have been injecting drugs into their penis to achieve an erection for a while, just not with small beads containing nitric oxide.  There are dangers to self-injection, most of them due to improper injection, thereby leading to penile tissue scarring that leads to penile curvature and nodules.  Also, even if you inject the medication in properly, you could suffer from priapism.  Which is why there is a video on YouTube on how to do it properly.
 
2013-09-30 10:43:54 PM
Wait so you're saying if I had a boyfriend I could control his erections?
/Evil maniacal laugh.
//Just kidding I'm not really into guys.
 
2013-09-30 10:45:34 PM
there is no sex so important that i would EVER consider injecting myself in the cawk with anything...not anything, ever....
 
2013-09-30 10:46:13 PM
/well if THM was controlling the needle.....then....maybe
 
2013-09-30 10:53:39 PM

voodoomedic: /well if THM was controlling the needle.....then....maybe


Heh : ) I wouldn't do that well maybe.
 
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