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(Lex 18)   Man snorts "enough meth to kill Hitler", realizes Hitler is no longer available to kill in this timeline, spends his time killing kittens before realizing that's just a euphemism   (lex18.com) divider line 61
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2013-09-30 07:15:28 PM  
What do you do with a guy like this? I'm stunned.
 
2013-09-30 08:23:18 PM  
tight TIGHT TIGHT!
 
2013-09-30 08:43:38 PM  

johnryan51: What do you do with a guy like this?


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Hang the bastard, hang him high!
Hoist his body to the sky!
And when his tongue lolls out we'll know
that's the end of him!
That's the end of him!
And the end of the shoooooooooooooow!
 
2013-09-30 09:38:06 PM  
FTA: He's charged with animal cruelty, public intoxication and terroristic threatening.

And so it begins.
 
2013-09-30 09:41:16 PM  
Burn himmmmmmm, burn him in the fires of HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
 
2013-09-30 09:42:19 PM  

johnryan51: What do you do with a guy like this? I'm stunned.


He's only done this once before. Give him a break. Everybody does it their first time.
 
2013-09-30 09:44:30 PM  
meth is snorted?
 
2013-09-30 09:46:33 PM  
But did he disrupt the timeline?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-30 09:46:55 PM  
Even people from Kentucky think Clay county is the middle of nowhere.
 
2013-09-30 09:47:26 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?


You live in a cave?
 
2013-09-30 09:48:10 PM  
We didn't save this for Caturday?
 
2013-09-30 09:48:14 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?


Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.
 
2013-09-30 09:48:20 PM  
This is just like that time Anne Frank flew blind and crashed her plane into the Pacific.
 
2013-09-30 09:48:52 PM  
I liked it when I could actually click on a link mentioning killing kittens and actually read about somebody, you know, who was killing kittens.
 
2013-09-30 09:52:13 PM  
Dammit Kentucky, can't we stay out of the bad headlines for a while?
 
2013-09-30 09:52:24 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?

Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.


Challenge accepted!
 
2013-09-30 09:53:13 PM  
Oh we joke about people who actually killed actual kittens now?  Personally, I hope he dies slowly of ass cancer.

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2013-09-30 09:53:40 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?


o_O
 
2013-09-30 09:54:53 PM  
In Wisconsin it is legal. Feral cats and all.
 
2013-09-30 09:55:15 PM  

johnryan51: What do you do with a guy like this? I'm stunned.


Cut off his hands and his dick.

What kind of worthles piece of shiat psychopath beats eight KITTENS to death?
 
2013-09-30 09:56:16 PM  
"enough meth to kill Hitler"

I never knew the Fuhrer was so resistant to Meth.
 
2013-09-30 09:56:53 PM  
 
2013-09-30 09:58:27 PM  
Wait til /b/ finds out who this guy is, or is it Anonomous...Aunt Bee?? Well whoever the hell it is, they're going to be..none..too..pleased with this fella.

*snort*
 
2013-09-30 09:59:11 PM  

Mazzic518: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?

Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.

Challenge accepted!


It'll probably feel like you ate 10lbs of habaneros soaked in JP3 and battery acid.
 
2013-09-30 10:00:28 PM  

Breygon: "enough meth to kill Hitler"

I never knew the Fuhrer was so resistant to Meth.


In retrospect, it explains why white supremacist trailer trash are often meth addicts.
 
2013-09-30 10:02:38 PM  
Please read iatt bulletin 1147
 
2013-09-30 10:04:24 PM  
Should have saved this for Caturday
 
2013-09-30 10:04:31 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: How's THIS for a fancy nickname: Thanks a farking lot for the spoiler, asswipe.

Everyone died, actually. Blood everywhere. It was horrible.


Sweet.
 
2013-09-30 10:06:51 PM  
Weird, subs? Sick tag on vacation?
 
2013-09-30 10:08:15 PM  
In all fairness, this guy could see into the future, so he knew that if he didn't kill those kittens they'd grow up to become cats.
 
2013-09-30 10:11:48 PM  

fappomatic: Mazzic518: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?

Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.

Challenge accepted!

It'll probably feel like you ate 10lbs of habaneros soaked in JP3 and battery acid.


Through your ass.
 
2013-09-30 10:13:09 PM  

fappomatic: Mazzic518: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?

Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.

Challenge accepted!

It'll probably feel like you ate 10lbs of habaneros soaked in JP3 and battery acid.


Don't threaten me with a good time!
 
ecl
2013-09-30 10:14:53 PM  
FREE HAT

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Someone get that man a kitten!
 
2013-09-30 10:17:34 PM  

brimed03: We didn't save this for Caturday?


i30.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 10:18:40 PM  
That's actually kind of funny.

Didn't Hitler do a shiatton of amphetamine-type methy stuff?
 
2013-09-30 10:20:08 PM  
...not the literally killing kittens part. That's not funny.
 
2013-09-30 10:21:11 PM  

Mazzic518: fappomatic: Mazzic518: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?

Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.

Challenge accepted!

It'll probably feel like you ate 10lbs of habaneros soaked in JP3 and battery acid.

Don't threaten me with a good time!


Snorting meth hurts.
 
2013-09-30 10:21:54 PM  
It's a lie. Walter enters witness protection and is given a new family. The resulting family is Malcolm in The Middle.
Most people had no idea that Breaking Bad is a spinoff of Malcolm in The Middle.
 
2013-09-30 10:22:50 PM  

Breygon: "enough meth to kill Hitler"

I never knew the Fuhrer was so resistant to Meth.


Ahem. You're talking about Doctor Kyler's liquid miracle stay up for five days and break into your neighbors house for the TV elixir, there!

/Hitler was given regular "vitamin" injections by his personal physician, which turned out to be crude methamphetamines. It's one of the theories about why he went so batshiat insane after 1943, versus being a cold, calculating bastard.
 
2013-09-30 10:24:07 PM  
I say he should get community service ... cleaning the local lion cage ... with the lions still in it ... wearing nothing but pig blood aftershave and a skirt steak.
 
2013-09-30 10:25:28 PM  
megarian:Didn't Hitler do a shiatton of amphetamine-type methy stuff?

Was going to mention that too.  Supposedly from 1942, Adolf Hitler received daily injections of methamphetamine from his personal physician, Dr Theodor Morell so ya I guess he was probably resistant to it and oddly enough the guy's statement makes a little sense.
 
2013-09-30 10:25:37 PM  

megarian: That's actually kind of funny.

Didn't Hitler do a shiatton of amphetamine-type methy stuff?


Yes, but on his doctor's orders. His doctor was a bit loopy, even by WWII standards.

But then again, everyone was on methamphetamines in WWII. The Air Force issued them to pilots. The Japanese, the Germans, the Axis, the Allies, everyone was farkin' high,.
 
2013-09-30 10:28:53 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?

Or you smoke it, or inject it, or you can mix it up in some juice and drink it. For that matter you could probably stuff it up your ass to catch a buzz.


I went to rehab with a guy who claimed to mix it with water and turkey baster it after his veins collapsed.
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2013-09-30 10:43:20 PM  
"McMahon had also been accused of committing an act of bestiality against one rabbit in the early hours of August 1."
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/financiers-bestiality-charge-dro pp ed/2005/11/24/1132703292632.html
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"The animals, which McMahon, a Sydney financier, had bought from pet shops, were allegedly found dead or dying, some skinned, in and around his York Street office in Sydney between July and early August last year.

Dr Stephen Allnutt told the court today that he believed the drug methamphetamine, also known as ice, had triggered a psychotic episode in McMahon, who he saw a month after the August 2005 arrest.

"He said to me, 'I wonder if I made a mistake because I never asked the rabbits'. I was concerned at that stage that the psychosis was persisting.

"He believed he was placed on Earth for a special purpose and that special purpose was to free the animals."

Dr Allnutt said that methamphetamine was a very powerful drug which could cause psychosis.
"It's estimated approximately one in five experience psychotic symptoms, but not all people," he said.

He believed McMahon's symptons of psychosis continued after the drug's "high" wore off.

He also said that McMahon had an underlying vulnerability because of a family history of "major mental illness".

[...]

Earlier hearings have heard how McMahon's love of animals intensified after reading Genesis in the Bible."
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/rabbit-man-not-faking/2006/05/23 /1 148150229097.html

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// special purpose
 
2013-09-30 10:52:11 PM  
Ahhh Clay county for when the white trash in London just wasn't trashy enough.
 
2013-09-30 10:53:45 PM  

megarian: That's actually kind of funny.

Didn't Hitler do a shiatton of amphetamine-type methy stuff?


That's why his one hand looked paralyzed. Also why he got even more batshiat insane as the years went on.
 
2013-09-30 11:04:30 PM  

berylman: megarian:Didn't Hitler do a shiatton of amphetamine-type methy stuff?

Was going to mention that too.  Supposedly from 1942, Adolf Hitler received daily injections of methamphetamine from his personal physician, Dr Theodor Morell so ya I guess he was probably resistant to it and oddly enough the guy's statement makes a little sense.


Very VERY little.

I've never yet heard "enough meth to kill Hitler" in the common vernacular.
 
2013-09-30 11:06:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I've never yet heard "enough meth to kill Hitler" in the common vernacular.


I can see it being trendy on the meth scene with little cross appeal.
 
2013-09-30 11:11:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: berylman: megarian:Didn't Hitler do a shiatton of amphetamine-type methy stuff?

Was going to mention that too.  Supposedly from 1942, Adolf Hitler received daily injections of methamphetamine from his personal physician, Dr Theodor Morell so ya I guess he was probably resistant to it and oddly enough the guy's statement makes a little sense.

Very VERY little.

I've never yet heard "enough meth to kill Hitler" in the common vernacular.


I've heard "enough meth to rotate mars" which means the local methhead who steals a car then drives over 110 or so until he crashes it in dramatic fashion. He crossed the interstate to reverse all 20 cops behind him, and then tries to climb the ramp of the overpass only to not go airborne but just crash. "enough meth to rob a liquor store" Guy doesn't even get to the liquor store, he calls a CAB then tries to rob the cab before he even walks in the liquor store. He doesn't even walk in the liquor store, the cabbie already beat the crap out of the guy while waiting on the Cops, while he's trying to claim he's a victim just trying to walk in the store to buy cigarettes.

Meth in florida is like candy, around central florida its just a playground.
 
2013-10-01 12:01:39 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: meth is snorted?


If you want to make a face like this:

catholiclane.com

It seriously farking hurts.
 
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