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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Just because you live on the second floor of a condo isn't going to stop your drunk and crazy ex-girlfriend from trying to get inside   (cleveland.com) divider line 20
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2013-09-30 07:32:11 PM
Sounds like my ex.
Needed a 30 30 round between her knees to convince her I wasn't farking around.
Crakho on MSGm that one.
 
2013-09-30 08:01:14 PM
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2013-09-30 08:05:24 PM

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I am strangely aroused.
 
2013-09-30 08:07:21 PM
My crazy ex just tossed rocks at my 2nd floor apartment window. Seems like a lot less effort.
 
2013-09-30 08:14:04 PM
It's her getting out that I'm worried about, subby.
 
2013-09-30 08:24:28 PM
I learned long ago.When you stick your dick in crazy,go to her house.
Never let them know where you live.
 
2013-09-30 08:30:21 PM
It wont stop her from trying. But living above ground level almost certainly played a part in her not succeeding.

As a married man, i can't relate. I wish I had a woman making some effort to get next to me.
 
2013-09-30 08:32:13 PM
Sorry about that. I'm from Ohio...you have to expect this. At least I didn't kill your pet bunny.
 
2013-09-30 08:41:26 PM
A second floor balcony means you can see for never.
 
2013-09-30 08:41:31 PM

KawaiiNot: Sorry about that. I'm from Ohio...you have to expect this. At least I didn't kill your pet bunny.


I'm from Ohio, and I wish someone would do something to my ex's pet bunny.

/if you get my drift
 
2013-09-30 08:44:24 PM
Love a good crazy ex story. Before I broke it off, we would go to a friend's house every Monday night to watch football, eat dinner, etc. The Monday after we broke up, my friends were in their house putting away groceries when they heard something in their living room. My ex had walked into their house and has a mental breakdown in front of them. She actually went over there to confront (murder?) me and broke down when I wasnt there. Don't put your dick in crazy, kids.
 
2013-09-30 08:54:07 PM
Living on the top floor of the Burj al Khalifa probably wouldn't work, dudes...
 
2013-09-30 09:06:31 PM

bearcats1983: Love a good crazy ex story. Before I broke it off, we would go to a friend's house every Monday night to watch football, eat dinner, etc. The Monday after we broke up, my friends were in their house putting away groceries when they heard something in their living room. My ex had walked into their house and has a mental breakdown in front of them. She actually went over there to confront (murder?) me and broke down when I wasnt there. Don't put your dick in crazy, kids.


The ex-girlfriends i consider sane have done things like that.

/Has suicidal taste in women.
 
2013-09-30 09:11:02 PM

W.C.fields forever: I learned long ago.When you stick your dick in crazy,go to her house.
Never let them know where you live.


That usually works, until that one day you are out watering the lawn, and guess who comes strolling by pulling a wagon with her three kids in it? Oh SH--! HIDE!!!!
 
2013-09-30 09:21:02 PM
My ex-wife did something like this to convince me we could still make it work.

She broke into my shed using a hatchet to bust the lock and dragged out the ladder.Neighbors called the police when they saw her get on the roof and open the attic window to get inside.
She screamed like a banshee when I opened the front door and two cops walked in.

/fought 'em too. She was nutty.
 
2013-09-30 09:30:19 PM
An 18 year-old Euclid man

Hell, right off I'd make him walk a straight line.
 
2013-09-30 09:51:47 PM

MrEricSir: My crazy ex just tossed rocks at my 2nd floor apartment window. Seems like a lot less effort.


And if she was on target, I imagine she was a lot more satisfied.

This one apparently did not think her plan through.
 
2013-09-30 10:03:55 PM
Was she protected by a silver spoon?

/now she sucks her thumb and wonders
 
2013-10-01 03:40:28 AM
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2013-10-01 09:20:26 AM

vudukungfu: Sounds like my ex.
Needed a 30 30 round between her knees to convince her I wasn't farking around.
Crakho on MSGm that one.



Farkers, please check your state laws before firing a warning shot from a high-powered rifle. That will get you arrested in Ohio.
 
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