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2013-09-30 06:38:57 PM
Bambi?
 
2013-09-30 06:40:38 PM
Barking spiders feed on barking deer. I just heard one.
 
2013-09-30 06:41:04 PM
Was the bear's name Fenton?
 
2013-09-30 06:42:22 PM
Magnets, how do they not work.
 
2013-09-30 06:49:22 PM
There was a bear broke into another zoo a couple months ago, guess we need1 more than trifecta complete
 
2013-09-30 06:50:53 PM
Poor bear thought he had just found his dream buffet.
 
2013-09-30 06:51:37 PM
I guess the deer's bark is worse than its bite
 
2013-09-30 06:51:43 PM
It was a deer that barked like a dog, so it was an abomination unto the lord anyway and needed to be eaten.
 
2013-09-30 06:55:46 PM
So was the bear black, brown, or white?
 
2013-09-30 06:57:44 PM

Oldiron_79: So was the bear black, brown, or white?


In Moncton? Probably a dirty grey.
 
2013-09-30 06:59:42 PM

Oldiron_79: So was the bear black, brown, or white?


Black.  New Brunswick only has Black Bears.
 
2013-09-30 07:00:58 PM
The deer barks at midnight.
 
2013-09-30 07:09:14 PM
Many years ago Emporia Kansas' zoo had a huge population of wallabys. No idea why, I was a kid. Then dogs got into the zoo and annihilated the poor things, only one survived and had to be packed off to another zoo.

/sad story bro
 
2013-09-30 07:10:03 PM

rattchett: Oldiron_79: So was the bear black, brown, or white?

Black.  New Brunswick only has Black Bears.


OK, I know canada has all 3 in various areas.
 
2013-09-30 07:10:28 PM
i.cbc.ca

Magnetic Hill Zoo?
Must have been a polar bear.
 
2013-09-30 07:51:39 PM
that's like a 30 minute walk from my house.

//time to buy some bear spray for the backyard.
 
2013-09-30 07:58:48 PM

Oldiron_79: rattchett: Oldiron_79: So was the bear black, brown, or white?

Black.  New Brunswick only has Black Bears.

OK, I know Canada has all 3 in various areas.


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2013-09-30 08:36:49 PM
Bob:  Why did the black bear break into the zoo?

Doug: I don't know.

Bob:  It had a hankering for a boxed lunch.

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2013-09-30 08:42:00 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.cbc.ca image 220x124]

Magnetic Hill Zoo?
Must have been a polar bear.


Magnetic hill zoo, not magnetic pole zoo.

The magnetic pole hasn't been in Canada for years.

www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com
The Canadian Encyclopedia

When last seen, it was in internatonal waters, headed on a North West bearing.

Sad. But what can you do? Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, the North Magnetic Pole has gotta drift like a rambling man.
 
2013-09-30 09:37:13 PM
I don't get it.
 
2013-10-01 10:53:02 AM
We have muntjac here in SE England, they're a pest. But absolutely delicious I've heard, I'm thinking of applying for a firearms licence - a .357 lever action (which is allowed with the correct certificate) should be adequate for a humane kill if i could bring myself to shoot one of the little buggers as they are so pathetic and short sighted.
I never saw my labrador as keen* as when she chased a baby muntjac away from it's mother, and she's keen on anything that stays still long enough for her to eat. Poor little thing it was shrieking in fear, luckily she eventually heeded my increasingly angry commands.

/*Apart from the time I found a roadkill muntjac. I look up from making a cup of tea and she'd pulled it out of the Land-Rover and was dragging accross the yard by the neck intent on having her meal on the lawn.
//Miniature deer really bring out the wolf in a dog it seems.
 
2013-10-01 11:51:42 AM
ethics-gradient:
//Miniature deer really bring out the wolf in a dog it seems.

Deer in general.  In my area (Atlantic Canada) deer are often run down and killed by dogs and, as a result, dogs found alone in the woods are sometimes shot by hunters on the presumption they're deer chasers.
 
2013-10-01 01:24:52 PM

rattchett: Deer in general.  In my area (Atlantic Canada) deer are often run down and killed by dogs and, as a result, dogs found alone in the woods are sometimes shot by hunters on the presumption they're deer chasers.


Aw no. That's excessive surely. Aren't there are enough deer to go around without being an arse about it?
 
2013-10-01 04:37:02 PM

brantgoose: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.cbc.ca image 220x124]

Magnetic Hill Zoo?
Must have been a polar bear.

Magnetic hill zoo, not magnetic pole zoo.

The magnetic pole hasn't been in Canada for years.

[www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com image 400x261]
The Canadian Encyclopedia

When last seen, it was in internatonal waters, headed on a North West bearing.

Sad. But what can you do? Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, the North Magnetic Pole has gotta drift like a rambling man.


Wait I, just...  Stop for a second man, I gotta get this straight...

A) - A bear broke INTO a zoo?  Just to eat the (probably) smallest deer there?

2) - Canada rates its OWN encyclopedia?  Just for itself?  What kind of entries does it have?  Poutine?  Back Bacon?  Tuques?  Free Quebec (get one before they're gone)?

III) - What happens when the magnetic north pole and the geometric north pole click together?  Is it like that scene in the Last Action Hero when Ahnolds ex-Wife's house blows up?  Is this a real thing, only instead of a movie wife it'll be Maria Schriver's house that blows up, along with the Western Hemisphere?

I can't fark anymore until I get this all straightened out.  So many questions.....


/so many
 
2013-10-01 07:17:25 PM

ethics-gradient: rattchett: Deer in general.  In my area (Atlantic Canada) deer are often run down and killed by dogs and, as a result, dogs found alone in the woods are sometimes shot by hunters on the presumption they're deer chasers.

Aw no. That's excessive surely. Aren't there are enough deer to go around without being an arse about it?


Perhaps, but the deer don't die an easy death.  It's not the dogs fault, they're doing what comes naturally.  Unfortunately the dog pays the price for its irresponsible owner.
 
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