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2013-09-30 05:20:15 PM
As predicted, something personal for this guy to walk up over the pastor and fire the second shot at close range.
 
2013-09-30 07:26:18 PM
Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.
 
2013-09-30 07:30:08 PM
Whew... At least its not another case of senseless violence.
 
2013-09-30 07:31:02 PM

TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.


No, this just goes to show people are douchenozzles to each other whenever they get a chance. But thanks for your clumsy atheist strawman, your post shows more about the mental capacity of christians than the incident.
 
2013-09-30 07:31:17 PM
It beats dying behind the wheel.
 
2013-09-30 07:32:32 PM
I don' buy it.
 
2013-09-30 07:34:52 PM
Soooooooo....... Is the wife single now?
 
2013-09-30 07:34:52 PM

ReverendJimBobHammer: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

No, this just goes to show people are douchenozzles to each other whenever they get a chance. But thanks for your clumsy atheist strawman, your post shows more about the mental capacity of christians than the incident.


It also proves that religious folks have incredibly thin skin and are completely tone-deaf in regards to sarcasm, satire, and spoof. And their sense of humor is atrophied, if it even existed in the first place.
 
2013-09-30 07:35:23 PM

tonguedepressor: It beats dying behind the wheel.


Finally, something to replace It's a Small World in my head, and something GOOD. Thank you for that.
 
2013-09-30 07:39:49 PM
i1.ytimg.com

/relevant and totally not obscure
 
2013-09-30 07:41:17 PM
Deacon your wife?
 
2013-09-30 07:42:34 PM
If he did rape the wife, I hope the guy gets acquitted on temporary insanity grounds or something. No, you shouldn't kill people even if they've hurt your loved ones, but I can understand losing control in this instance.
 
2013-09-30 07:42:50 PM
At least he had a real reason and got the right guy without shooting up a bunch of innocent civilians. That's...progress?
 
2013-09-30 07:42:50 PM

TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.


Don't drag us into this מישעגאסס .
We had nothing to do with this.
 
2013-09-30 07:42:59 PM
Everyone who picked "wife", please collect your prize at the window.
 
2013-09-30 07:44:18 PM
Anyone else think the article's headline has too many pronouns.  It's not clear at all which he/Him refers to the "Man" and which one is the Pastor.  And why is "Him" capitalized, but not "he"?  Did someone kill God?
 
2013-09-30 07:45:12 PM

listernine: Everyone who picked "wife", please collect your prize at the window.


This is like a less cool version of "Hey Joe."
 
2013-09-30 07:45:27 PM

Trocadero: ReverendJimBobHammer: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

No, this just goes to show people are douchenozzles to each other whenever they get a chance. But thanks for your clumsy atheist strawman, your post shows more about the mental capacity of christians than the incident.

It also proves that religious folks have incredibly thin skin and are completely tone-deaf in regards to sarcasm, satire, and spoof. And their sense of humor is atrophied, if it even existed in the first place.


Ok, I'll give you all of those for another slide remark to be made about religious folks, to be named at a later date.
 
2013-09-30 07:49:19 PM
aww I was hoping for a schism
 
2013-09-30 07:50:34 PM

Fish in a Barrel: Anyone else think the article's headline has too many pronouns.  It's not clear at all which he/Him refers to the "Man" and which one is the Pastor.  And why is "Him" capitalized, but not "he"?  Did someone kill God?



Wait, there's a god?
 
2013-09-30 07:51:09 PM
Came for the paladin jokes, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-09-30 07:52:19 PM

Trocadero: ReverendJimBobHammer: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

No, this just goes to show people are douchenozzles to each other whenever they get a chance. But thanks for your clumsy atheist strawman, your post shows more about the mental capacity of christians than the incident.

It also proves that religious folks have incredibly thin skin and are completely tone-deaf in regards to sarcasm, satire, and spoof. And their sense of humor is atrophied, if it even existed in the first place.


It proves only that ministers are human, some FARK Christians will stupidly howl at any attempt by others to rile them up, and atheists? The troll is strong with them. As for intelligence? Well.... an earlier article on FARK today suggested that gays are smarter than straights..... So, Trocadero, FARK's apparent mental heavyweight, and all other atheists must be gay.

/If you can say stupid shiat Trocadero .... We FARK Christians can too
 
2013-09-30 07:58:36 PM

listernine: Everyone who picked "wife", please collect your prize at the window.


2wolves called it first in the initial thread.
 
2013-09-30 07:58:51 PM

TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.


The word "valid" means that an argument contains no internal contradictions, i.e. it's internally self-consistent.

Even the most devout and blindly faithful god-botherer would likely agree that that's the wrong word to use to describe Christianity, or probably any mythology.
 
2013-09-30 07:59:10 PM
Yep, pretty sure "pastor was putting his dick places it doesn't belong" was the Fark consensus in the first thread.
 
2013-09-30 08:00:30 PM

corronchilejano: I don' buy it.


Me neither.
 
2013-09-30 08:01:46 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: Trocadero: ReverendJimBobHammer: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

No, this just goes to show people are douchenozzles to each other whenever they get a chance. But thanks for your clumsy atheist strawman, your post shows more about the mental capacity of christians than the incident.

It also proves that religious folks have incredibly thin skin and are completely tone-deaf in regards to sarcasm, satire, and spoof. And their sense of humor is atrophied, if it even existed in the first place.

It proves only that ministers are human, some FARK Christians will stupidly howl at any attempt by others to rile them up, and atheists? The troll is strong with them. As for intelligence? Well.... an earlier article on FARK today suggested that gays are smarter than straights..... So, Trocadero, FARK's apparent mental heavyweight, and all other atheists must be gay.

/If you can say stupid shiat Trocadero .... We FARK Christians can too


Think back for a moment and try to remember how helpful you thought that post would be right before you hit "Add Comment".  Do you have it fresh in your mind? Good. That's precisely how unhelpful it was.
 
2013-09-30 08:03:42 PM
I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband
 
2013-09-30 08:05:42 PM

TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.


I dunno, doesn't the bible say that the wage of sin is death?
 
2013-09-30 08:08:30 PM

untaken_name: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

I dunno, doesn't the bible say that the wage of sin is death?


Leave us out of this. That's not in OUR book.
 
2013-09-30 08:10:07 PM

TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.


Religion of piece!
I meant to spell it that way.
 
2013-09-30 08:10:28 PM

Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband


I was thinking that too.
 
2013-09-30 08:13:41 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: untaken_name: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

I dunno, doesn't the bible say that the wage of sin is death?

Leave us out of this. That's not in OUR book.


This is:

"Whoever has licentious relations with a woman without marriage bonds is lashed by biblical mandate.  - Hilchot Ishut 1:4"

Just because it's Judeo-Christian doesn't mean you're going to agree with everything they say. That's why there's two different religions. That in no way invalidates the origin of one of them.
 
2013-09-30 08:17:29 PM

pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.


Me too, but the husband might have killed that preacher for screwing his wife whether she was a willing participant or not. Some guys are old school like that.
 
2013-09-30 08:19:55 PM
What is a "rape complaint"? I've never heard this term before.
 
2013-09-30 08:24:11 PM

pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.


Sure, that is my guess as well. The legal problem is that he is dead. So no matter what the text message etc show she can always say that at the last minute she said "no" to the pastor and it was technically rape and that will be her fig leaf against charges of filing a false police report.

Of course, maybe he did rape her.  Who knows? He's dead and can't defend himself or provide any evidence.
 
2013-09-30 08:24:48 PM

Shirley Ujest: What is a "rape complaint"? I've never heard this term before.


www.indiewire.com

www.newyorker.com
 
2013-09-30 08:25:32 PM

wellreadneck: pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.

Me too, but the husband might have killed that preacher for screwing his wife whether she was a willing participant or not. Some guys are old school like that.


I live in Lake Charles, and that seems to be the generally accepted story. It was consensual, the husband was apparently, at one time, a deacon in this church, and the pastor and deacon's wife were hooking up. Husband was removed as deacon, somehow, not sure of the details, and then found out about the affair, the wife said, oh, it was rape, husband went all 00-buck on the pastor's head.

The pastor's daughter gave a pretty lengthy interview today to the local NBC affiliate. I feel pretty bad for her.
 
2013-09-30 08:27:33 PM
I need help with my song lyrics.

"I shot the Pastor, but I did not shoot the _______"

vicar
deacon
sexton
grave-digger
youth pastor
presbyter
Sunday school teacher
Church Lady
bell-ringer

I just can't get it to scan.
 
2013-09-30 08:31:32 PM

Towermonkey: wellreadneck: pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.

Me too, but the husband might have killed that preacher for screwing his wife whether she was a willing participant or not. Some guys are old school like that.

I live in Lake Charles, and that seems to be the generally accepted story. It was consensual, the husband was apparently, at one time, a deacon in this church, and the pastor and deacon's wife were hooking up. Husband was removed as deacon, somehow, not sure of the details, and then found out about the affair, the wife said, oh, it was rape, husband went all 00-buck on the pastor's head.

The pastor's daughter gave a pretty lengthy interview today to the local NBC affiliate. I feel pretty bad for her.


Some people are dead serious about that 'let no man put asunder' bit.
 
2013-09-30 08:32:40 PM

untaken_name: demaL-demaL-yeH: untaken_name: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

I dunno, doesn't the bible say that the wage of sin is death?

Leave us out of this. That's not in OUR book.

This is:
"Whoever has licentious relations with a woman without marriage bonds is lashed by biblical mandate.  - Hilchot Ishut 1:4"
Just because it's Judeo-Christian doesn't mean you're going to agree with everything they say. That's why there's two different religions. That in no way invalidates the origin of one of them.


Um.
Never mind. There's so much wrong in so few words that I have no idea where to begin.
 
2013-09-30 08:33:40 PM

jmr61: Fish in a Barrel: Anyone else think the article's headline has too many pronouns.  It's not clear at all which he/Him refers to the "Man" and which one is the Pastor.  And why is "Him" capitalized, but not "he"?  Did someone kill God?


Wait, there's a god?


No, Nietzsche killed him years ago
 
2013-09-30 08:36:22 PM

Chinchillazilla: If he did rape the wife, I hope the guy gets acquitted on temporary insanity grounds or something. No, you shouldn't kill people even if they've hurt your loved ones, but I can understand losing control in this instance.


Yes, you should. If that pastor actually raped the deacon's wife, I'm glad he died and I hope he burns in his christian hell.
 
2013-09-30 08:41:57 PM

Bandito King: Chinchillazilla: If he did rape the wife, I hope the guy gets acquitted on temporary insanity grounds or something. No, you shouldn't kill people even if they've hurt your loved ones, but I can understand losing control in this instance.

Yes, you should. If that pastor actually raped the deacon's wife, I'm glad he died and I hope he burns in his christian hell.


I mean, if he was actually a rapist I am also glad he died, I just don't want to advocate vigilante justice.
 
2013-09-30 08:42:04 PM

wellreadneck: Towermonkey: wellreadneck: pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.

Me too, but the husband might have killed that preacher for screwing his wife whether she was a willing participant or not. Some guys are old school like that.

I live in Lake Charles, and that seems to be the generally accepted story. It was consensual, the husband was apparently, at one time, a deacon in this church, and the pastor and deacon's wife were hooking up. Husband was removed as deacon, somehow, not sure of the details, and then found out about the affair, the wife said, oh, it was rape, husband went all 00-buck on the pastor's head.

The pastor's daughter gave a pretty lengthy interview today to the local NBC affiliate. I feel pretty bad for her.

Some people are dead serious about that 'let no man put asunder' bit.


Consensual or rape, I would have a hard time convicting him of murder if I were on the jury.  Might go for a lesser charge like discharging a firearm in city limits, or carrying firearm where prohibited.
 
2013-09-30 08:53:38 PM

hasty ambush: wellreadneck: Towermonkey: wellreadneck: pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.

Me too, but the husband might have killed that preacher for screwing his wife whether she was a willing participant or not. Some guys are old school like that.

I live in Lake Charles, and that seems to be the generally accepted story. It was consensual, the husband was apparently, at one time, a deacon in this church, and the pastor and deacon's wife were hooking up. Husband was removed as deacon, somehow, not sure of the details, and then found out about the affair, the wife said, oh, it was rape, husband went all 00-buck on the pastor's head.

The pastor's daughter gave a pretty lengthy interview today to the local NBC affiliate. I feel pretty bad for her.

Some people are dead serious about that 'let no man put asunder' bit.

Consensual or rape, I would have a hard time convicting him of murder if I were on the jury.  Might go for a lesser charge like discharging a firearm in city limits, or carrying firearm where prohibited.


I wonder if that's what this guy wants. Walk up and kill a man right  at the pulpit? Doesn't seem like he planned on getting away with it. Might actually want to be punished.
 
2013-09-30 08:53:41 PM

hasty ambush: wellreadneck: Towermonkey: wellreadneck: pyrotek85: Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband

I was thinking that too.

Me too, but the husband might have killed that preacher for screwing his wife whether she was a willing participant or not. Some guys are old school like that.

I live in Lake Charles, and that seems to be the generally accepted story. It was consensual, the husband was apparently, at one time, a deacon in this church, and the pastor and deacon's wife were hooking up. Husband was removed as deacon, somehow, not sure of the details, and then found out about the affair, the wife said, oh, it was rape, husband went all 00-buck on the pastor's head.

The pastor's daughter gave a pretty lengthy interview today to the local NBC affiliate. I feel pretty bad for her.

Some people are dead serious about that 'let no man put asunder' bit.

Consensual or rape, I would have a hard time convicting him of murder if I were on the jury.  Might go for a lesser charge like discharging a firearm in city limits, or carrying firearm where prohibited.


Yeah, I'm of the same mind.

At first I figured this was one of those Prosperity-Gospel churches, but this doesn't seem to be the case. Just a bad situation all around.
 
2013-09-30 08:54:08 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: TheAbstractor: Obviously, this single incident categorically disproves the validity of the Judeo-Christian religion.

Don't drag us into this מישעגאסס .
We had nothing to do with this.


Sorry Charlie, no Christians without Jews.
 
2013-09-30 08:55:14 PM

listernine: Everyone who picked "wife", please collect your prize at the window.


I don't recall anyone picking "wife" in the previous thread.  Mostly it was wife or kid, I went with only kid.

Jacobin: I'm going to go with: it was consensual, not rape. She got caught and made up the rape story to attempt to placate her husband


Yeah, that's definitely a possibility--she wouldn't want him to go to the police in that case.  If so I hope she goes to jail.  (The only case I'm aware of involved a "self defense" shooting when she cried rape when caught.  Since he believed he was defending his wife he wasn't charged--but she got nailed with involuntary manslaughter.)

hasty ambush: Consensual or rape, I would have a hard time convicting him of murder if I were on the jury. Might go for a lesser charge like discharging a firearm in city limits, or carrying firearm where prohibited.


I disagree.  You don't have a beef with the guy farking your wife unless he carefully seduced her away from you.  On the other hand, if it really was rape (and what others have said upthread makes that unlikely) then I would go for something like manslaughter rather than murder.
 
2013-09-30 08:57:22 PM

brantgoose: I need help with my song lyrics.

"I shot the Pastor, but I did not shoot the _______"

vicar
deacon
sexton
grave-digger
youth pastor
presbyter
Sunday school teacher
Church Lady
bell-ringer

I just can't get it to scan.


Sacristan.
 
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