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(Vice)   Apparently, the Anna Nichole Smith Opera is "a piece of terrible garbage." There goes my faith in legitimate theater   (vice.com) divider line 31
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904 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Sep 2013 at 4:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-30 04:12:06 PM  
Of course it's garbage. It's based on her real life.
 
2013-09-30 04:28:24 PM  
It's as unremarkable as her anus!
 
2013-09-30 04:45:43 PM  
"We take PCP with a Romanian child gang and fark Anna-Nicole Smith's corpse"
 
2013-09-30 04:48:01 PM  
I am shocked, shocked I tell ya.
 
2013-09-30 04:58:36 PM  

vudukungfu: Of course it's garbage. It's based on her real life.


It's meta-theater man! You're supposed to feel what it was like to BE Anna-Nicole!
 
2013-09-30 05:01:28 PM  
I've read some reviews that say it's actually pretty good. And at any rate a welcome thing given how rare new operas are these days.
 
2013-09-30 05:02:19 PM  
"Horrible garbage" has been one of my favorite expressions since I heard one of my co-workers use it to descibe the output of another co-worker.
 
2013-09-30 05:06:07 PM  

Dear Jerk: "Horrible garbage" has been one of my favorite expressions since I heard one of my co-workers use it to descibe the output of another co-worker.


For a british slant try "stupid and rubbish"
 
M-G
2013-09-30 05:11:23 PM  
What about the opera about Anna Nicole Smith?
 
2013-09-30 05:11:31 PM  
Don't cry for me Bobby Trendy

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I kept my promise.
 
2013-09-30 05:13:14 PM  
Art imitates life.
 
2013-09-30 05:15:07 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: It's as unremarkable as her anus!


You know, for many years, if the subject of Anna Nicole Smith ever came up, the first image that would come to my mind would be her glorious, sloppy rack.

Now, however, the very first thing I think of whenever her names comes up is "unremarkable anus."
 
2013-09-30 05:17:17 PM  
Funny, I'd heard it was the absolute tits.
 
2013-09-30 05:20:54 PM  

Uzzah: Burn_The_Plows: It's as unremarkable as her anus!

You know, for many years, if the subject of Anna Nicole Smith ever came up, the first image that would come to my mind would be her glorious, sloppy rack.

Now, however, the very first thing I think of whenever her names comes up is "unremarkable anus."


Something from a postmortem exam report, I assume?
 
2013-09-30 05:32:37 PM  
2 B or larger than 2 B, that is the bra size question!
 
2013-09-30 05:34:06 PM  
The best thing since "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
 
2013-09-30 05:38:54 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: It's as unremarkable as her anus!


I was gonna go with "The reprise is unremarkable"
 
2013-09-30 06:35:42 PM  
The fat lady has sung.
 
2013-09-30 06:39:49 PM  
Jack Cafferty smiles and nods approvingly.
 
2013-09-30 07:20:44 PM  
She was supposed to be Evita.  Or Marilyn.  Or something like that.

Just as substantial as Jerry Springer.
 
2013-09-30 07:52:08 PM  
And the opera company had to declare bankruptcy today. No coincidence there, nope, none what-so-ever.
 
2013-09-30 08:03:45 PM  
Oh my God!  Someone I don't know didn't like something, and wrote about it on a blog I've never heard of!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-30 08:17:14 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: She was supposed to be Evita.  Or Marilyn.  Or something like that.

Just as substantial as Jerry Springer.


By the sound of it this isn't half as good as Jerry Springer: The Opera was.
 
2013-09-30 10:19:24 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Uzzah: Burn_The_Plows: It's as unremarkable as her anus!

You know, for many years, if the subject of Anna Nicole Smith ever came up, the first image that would come to my mind would be her glorious, sloppy rack.

Now, however, the very first thing I think of whenever her names comes up is "unremarkable anus."

Something from a postmortem exam report, I assume?


http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/26/perper-annas-anus-is-unremarkable/
 
2013-09-30 10:20:52 PM  
It ain't over 'til the stacked lady sings.
And even then, the end is unremarkable.

/<joke>something something annals of opera, unremarkable something something</joke>
 
2013-09-30 10:25:00 PM  
Amazing. And there was a guy from the NYC Opera on NPR just now touting how good it is and how it's selling out and oh, by the way, if we don't raise 7mil we are going to have to declare bankruptcy.

I had to assume he meant financial bankruptcy as it would seem they are morally bankrupt already.
 
2013-09-30 10:52:36 PM  
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It's sad it took this long.
 
2013-10-01 12:53:24 AM  

69gnarkill69: [earlybirdcatchestheworm.files.wordpress.com image 445x605]
It's sad it took this long.


Ugh. It looks like she's holding a bag of rice or something.
 
2013-10-01 01:53:46 AM  

rvesco: Oh my God!  Someone I don't know didn't like something, and wrote about it on a blog I've never heard of!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x343]


They let him sit in the press section, so actually, he is a critic.

/not that this being a critic makes a person's opinions any more valid
 
2013-10-01 07:22:49 AM  
The opus was unremarkable
 
2013-10-01 08:39:48 AM  
It's not over till the fat lady sings... or dies.
 
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