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(New York Daily News)   A government shutdown would make him a saaaaad panda   (nydailynews.com) divider line 9
    More: Sad, National Zoo, federal government, Mei Xiang, government shutdown, pandas, Tai Shan  
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2013-09-30 03:48:18 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder what panda meat tastes like?

Also:

Why I Hate Pandas and You Should Too

The best line has to be, "Lu Zhi, a panda expert from Beijing University, has said that trying to reintroduce pandas to the wild is as 'pointless as taking off the pants in order to fart.'"
2013-09-30 06:15:08 PM  
1 votes:

Lackofname: Not just the panda cam, but all cams, including the tiger cam!


If that camera isn't called "Eye of the tiger" then I don't even know why we have cameras in zoos.
2013-09-30 05:30:59 PM  
1 votes:

IrateShadow: Doc Daneeka: Good News:  The government shutdown will finally put a stop to a 24/7 federal government surveillance program...

LOL.  What makes you think that?


Not sure if you just missed the second part of the quote:

Doc Daneeka: Bad News:  ...of the National Zoo's panda.


Or you're simply implying that the NSA will still be watching the panda at all times.

I could see both being true.
2013-09-30 05:06:28 PM  
1 votes:
Good News:  The government shutdown will finally put a stop to a 24/7 federal government surveillance program...

Bad News:  ...of the National Zoo's panda.
2013-09-30 04:59:48 PM  
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: I wonder what panda meat tastes like?

Also:

Why I Hate Pandas and You Should Too

The best line has to be, "Lu Zhi, a panda expert from Beijing University, has said that trying to reintroduce pandas to the wild is as 'pointless as taking off the pants in order to fart.'"


A little bit of human money (on a macro level) versus the extinction of a species. Hmmm. Even with pandas being useless and dumb for most things, the argument you and the author of that link have is sort of terrible.

We have people who net in more than all of the panda costs worldwide by doing essentially nothing. What's the difference?
2013-09-30 04:44:18 PM  
1 votes:
The panda is probably all for the government shutdown.  That way, he can get some pandatang without a bunch of people watching him do it.
2013-09-30 04:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
That panda is typical liberal welfare queen and needs to be forced to get a job and stop relying on tax payers to purchase its sushi and lobster dinners.
2013-09-30 04:10:45 PM  
1 votes:

sprawl15: Bareefer Obonghit: The best line has to be, "Lu Zhi, a panda expert from Beijing University, has said that trying to reintroduce pandas to the wild is as 'pointless as taking off the pants in order to fart.'"

Clearly Lu Zhi has never tried the Mongolian Beef at Beijing Tiger.

I would suggest a pair of Depends for the next 8-12 hours.


Depends are like taxpayer-provided captivity for farts. It will only make them dependent on us, and we will have no hope of ever freeing these majestic toots.
2013-09-30 04:05:42 PM  
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: The best line has to be, "Lu Zhi, a panda expert from Beijing University, has said that trying to reintroduce pandas to the wild is as 'pointless as taking off the pants in order to fart.'"


Clearly Lu Zhi has never tried the Mongolian Beef at Beijing Tiger.

I would suggest a pair of Depends for the next 8-12 hours.
 
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