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(International Business Times)   Miley Cyrus denies she is pregnant with rapper Juicy J's baby after announcing pregnancy at BET Awards   (ibtimes.com) divider line 87
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2013-09-30 03:06:40 PM
omg who the hell cares
 
2013-09-30 03:20:34 PM
Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?
 
2013-09-30 03:21:51 PM
Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.
 
2013-09-30 03:26:58 PM

Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.


Billy Ray is mighty dextrous with a sack of oranges.
 
2013-09-30 03:28:35 PM
Don't you need to reach sexual maturity to become pregnant?
 
2013-09-30 03:30:11 PM
I'm pretty sure the daddy is WEED.
 
2013-09-30 03:31:17 PM
That girl be gettin' plowed more often than the back forty.
 
2013-09-30 03:31:38 PM

brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?


Last I heard, he was kickin' it with Velveeta.
 
2013-09-30 03:32:46 PM

brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?


You're thinking of Sunny D. Juicy J is aka Purple Stuff.
 
2013-09-30 03:33:02 PM
I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.
 
2013-09-30 03:33:03 PM

SlothB77: omg who the hell cares


Well, glad to see we've covered it in the Boobies.
 
2013-09-30 03:33:12 PM
She's going to give birth to a giant tongue!
 
2013-09-30 03:36:02 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?

You're thinking of Sunny D. Juicy J is aka Purple Stuff.


AKA Grimace with DJ Happy Mealz on the Wheels of Steel?
 
2013-09-30 03:36:05 PM
Future mother of the year candidate.
 
2013-09-30 03:36:55 PM

brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?



Not sure, but from time to time I've jawed with his gay cousin
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-30 03:36:57 PM
I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".
 
2013-09-30 03:37:09 PM
Next up, she'll blame her recent strange behavior on 'pregnancy hormones'
 
2013-09-30 03:37:36 PM
How is this even entertainment news?  Does Miley Cyrus even produce content anymore?

It's sort of like tracking down the kid that played "boy in crowd" in a random bomb from the 1980s or something, where are they supposing there will be interest for this story?
 
2013-09-30 03:38:10 PM

YoOjo: Don't you need to reach sexual maturity to become pregnant?


Sexual maturity, emotional maturity, intellectual maturity. In that order, every time, though the second two appear optional.
 
2013-09-30 03:39:11 PM

RoyHobbs22: I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.


Hey! Don't insult whores like that! They are great!
 
2013-09-30 03:41:18 PM
So now her womb is America's melting pot?
 
2013-09-30 03:41:26 PM
Her ex-fiance must really feel like sh*t he missed out on this high class "woman."
 
2013-09-30 03:42:08 PM

Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.


Ugh. Can you imagine what her abortion would smell like?
 
2013-09-30 03:43:23 PM
defendingcontending.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-30 03:44:18 PM

skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".


This story is about Lindsey Lohan, not Courtney Love. And the link goes to India Today.
 
2013-09-30 03:47:29 PM

skinink: So now her womb is America's melting pot?


I haven't heard that euphemism for "Petrie dish."
 
2013-09-30 03:48:17 PM

bugmn99: Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.

Ugh. Can you imagine what her abortion would smell like?


Dude.

Seriously.

...........eeeeeew.
 
2013-09-30 03:48:32 PM

Triumph: brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?

Last I heard, he was kickin' it with Velveeta.


Hey, now!  Don't you go knockin' Velveeta.  They've been rockin' out for over 20 years.
 
2013-09-30 03:49:50 PM
Congratulations, your mom is a whore.

Good luck in life. Money cant save you from  everything
 
2013-09-30 03:52:26 PM

bugmn99: Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.

Ugh. Can you imagine what her abortion would smell like?


Dude, wow.    No, the boundaries on my imagination do not extend to that particular place.
 
2013-09-30 03:55:26 PM
I LOL'ed at her twitter response of naming the baby "Juicy J Jr., of course"
 
2013-09-30 04:03:51 PM
 
2013-09-30 04:04:07 PM
Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.
 
2013-09-30 04:09:19 PM
*high school guidance counselor brochure idea*

*Cover*  So you're teen pregnant.

What are your options?  What can you do when you're too young for a baby?

So you decided to go "all the way"  You're alone, scared and the producers of  MTV's 16 and Pregnant have not returned your or your pregnancy publicist's calls.  Don't panic you have two other options...


Option 1   Plan B

Pros:  Cheap, legal, no prescription needed, readily available in most pharmacies.

Cons:  Not effective after five days, distinct possibility of being seen purchasing by Mrs. Garston from church or worse yet, Darrin from Biology class.

Option 2 Twerking

Pros: Free, legal, no prescription needed, readily available at most West Indian Day Parades. Most effective in the third trimester.

Cons: Movement is known to attract Robin and quite possibly Alan Thickes, could shortly be replaced by a new fad aborticant such as the Lambada, Electic Slide, or the Horny Pony.
 
2013-09-30 04:09:33 PM
You sure its not Billy Ray?
 
2013-09-30 04:10:13 PM
Howard Finkelstein:
I once knew a Howie Finkelstein. He got trapped under a boulder in upstate NY in 1984. That's not you is it?
 
2013-09-30 04:10:59 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?

You're thinking of Sunny D. Juicy J is aka Purple Stuff.


if you really don't know who juicy j is, you make a funny unintentional joke.
 
2013-09-30 04:11:57 PM
Miley has corned like 85% of the skank market...your Lohans, Hiltons, what have you..have been de-skanked!
 
2013-09-30 04:12:12 PM
I think I have it figured out.  She's playing us all.  She has talked with Sacha Baron Cohen and is just trolling the world in a Mega-Borat type adventure.  One day soon she'll show up dressed normally laughing about how we were all convinced she was bat shiat crazy!

At least that would make sense...
 
2013-09-30 04:14:29 PM

Triumph: Howard Finkelstein:
I once knew a Howie Finkelstein. He got trapped under a boulder in upstate NY in 1984. That's not you is it?


Not so much.   Not my real name (like I'd expose that in front of Liters), I adopted it ironically way back when there was a character in a coke add that was described as "not marriage material".
 
2013-09-30 04:15:57 PM

skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".


The only links from International Business Times that I've seen have been celebrity gossip stories.
 
2013-09-30 04:16:01 PM

mediablitz: This story is about Lindsey Lohan, not Courtney Love. And the link goes to India Today.


Well, be that as it may, I think the only thing to be said about this Gawker article is "Shut up, Meg"
 
2013-09-30 04:18:54 PM

Lachwen: skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".

The only links from International Business Times that I've seen have been celebrity gossip stories.


A clear roadmap for getting greenlit.
 
2013-09-30 04:27:04 PM
You're talking about her, SUCKERS!!
 
2013-09-30 04:34:49 PM
Singer and actress Miley Cyrus took to social media Monday to debunk rumors that she is expecting his child.

The real story here is: she's neither of these.
 
2013-09-30 04:35:27 PM

Howard Finkelstein: Lachwen: skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".

The only links from International Business Times that I've seen have been celebrity gossip stories.

A clear roadmap for getting greenlit.


Charlize Thereon NSFW.

/Obscure?
 
2013-09-30 04:42:37 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: You're talking about her, SUCKERS!!


You're talking about them, SUCKER!!
 
2013-09-30 04:45:22 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: You're talking about her, SUCKERS!!


Actually they are talking about themselves, she's just an excuse
 
2013-09-30 04:55:35 PM

RoyHobbs22: I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.


Why? BC her father was nominally in that genre? Have you even listened to her "music"? She was going for general pop from day 1.

Also don't forget Taylor "Shouldn't Be Considered Country Music These Days for Other Reasons" Swift put out a rap song.
 
2013-09-30 04:56:03 PM

ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.


Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.
 
2013-09-30 04:57:57 PM

JohnAnnArbor: skinink: So now her womb is America's melting pot?

I haven't heard that euphemism for "Petrie dish."


I think cum dumpster would be more fitting for her.
 
2013-09-30 05:02:17 PM
Someone notify me when Miley denies surviving a drug overdoes or car accident.
 
2013-09-30 05:02:41 PM

fatalvenom: JohnAnnArbor: skinink: So now her womb is America's melting pot?

I haven't heard that euphemism for "Petrie dish."

I think cum dumpster would be more fitting for her.


There's a lady on YouTube who will teach you how to say that in sign language.
 
2013-09-30 05:15:36 PM
Should be a good harvest soon...
 
2013-09-30 05:17:07 PM
Why was Miley at the BET awards?
 
2013-09-30 05:18:50 PM
Didn't Juicy J sing with Queen at the Olympics....and is female?  What am I missing?
 
2013-09-30 05:22:37 PM

SlothB77: omg who the hell cares


If this keeps up, fractionally talented young female starlets will be rehabbing in utero. Dessicated old cum dumpsters like Spears and Lohan must be seething through a haze of meth smoke, bukkake.
 
2013-09-30 05:26:26 PM
a picture of the father:
0.tqn.com
 
2013-09-30 05:38:44 PM

FarkingReading: She's going to give birth to a giant tongue!


Little known fact, Miley's tongue once belonged to Gene Simmons and it is constantly trying to return to its master.
 
2013-09-30 05:39:50 PM

mudpants: Why was Miley at the BET awards?


A trerking white chick with her tounge always out with a "please facialize me" expression? That's like a VIP at the BET.
 
2013-09-30 05:44:00 PM

ununcle: mudpants: Why was Miley at the BET awards?

A trerking white chick with her tounge always out with a "please facialize me" expression? That's like a VIP at the BET.


They let Justin Bieber show up one year too, IIRC.
 
2013-09-30 05:44:34 PM
I hope those folks who biatched and moaned about all the "Breaking Bad" headlines are happy.

/ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
 
2013-09-30 05:45:59 PM
pretty good pro-smasmorshion argument there.
 
2013-09-30 05:46:51 PM

thecpt: ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.

Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.


Listen, don't mention that whore! I mentioned her once, but I think I got away with it all right.
 
2013-09-30 06:00:11 PM

RoyHobbs22: I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?


It's called "pissing off Daddy". It's a teen girl tradition.

Jim_Callahan: How is this even entertainment news?  Does Miley Cyrus even produce content anymore?


She was bigger than the goings on in the mideast  a couple weeks ago.
 
2013-09-30 06:39:29 PM

zvoidx: Miley has corned like 85% of the skank market...your Lohans, Hiltons, what have you..have been de-skanked!


whats the over under on her skank ratings against Kie$ha?

or does she not count anymore?
 
2013-09-30 06:41:47 PM

thecpt: ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.

Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.


Our whore? I guess that would be Madonna, but I think she did okay in the long term compared to what Miley's going to end up being.
 
2013-09-30 06:52:39 PM
White people are in full blown meltdown
 
2013-09-30 07:04:40 PM

ZeroCorpse: thecpt: ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.

Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.

Our whore? I guess that would be Madonna, but I think she did okay in the long term compared to what Miley's going to end up being.


Vma performance=weird nudey book?

I don't know. Wasn't 'round back then
 
2013-09-30 07:06:38 PM
Liam Hemsworth....  She gave up Liam hemsworth....

Miley if your reading this your going to kick yourself in about 10 years for that....
 
2013-09-30 07:57:39 PM
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And  by "IT" I mean HOT Miley:


data.whicdn.com
 
2013-09-30 07:59:29 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: RoyHobbs22: I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.

Why? BC her father was nominally in that genre? Have you even listened to her "music"? She was going for general pop from day 1.

Also don't forget Taylor "Shouldn't Be Considered Country Music These Days for Other Reasons" Swift put out a rap song.


absolutely not.
 
2013-09-30 08:37:49 PM
Miley birthin' a kneegrow baby = achybreaky heart!
 
2013-09-30 09:30:36 PM
Thinly veiled racism, whore shaming, music elitism, and manufactured disdain. You dorks just can't help it anymore, everything is an excuse to biatch about something.
 
2013-09-30 10:59:33 PM

bel4sucks: Thinly veiled racism, whore shaming, music elitism, and manufactured disdain. You dorks just can't help it anymore, everything is an excuse to biatch about something.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-09-30 11:28:00 PM

thecpt: ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.

Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.


He sounds old and angry, so probably Marilyn. He's just pissed he couldn't jump her bones before she OD'd.

Seriously though, ZeroCorpse should chill. His generation sucks too. They're a goddamn preachy bunch, and far too religious for my tastes. I'll stick with the whiskey, women and revelry, thank you very much.
 
2013-10-01 03:03:21 AM

jmr61: And by "IT" I mean HOT Miley:


At no point in time was there ever a "Hot" Miley. There was a "Fairly attractive" Miley and there's the "Complete trainwreck that we see now" Miley but there was never a "Hot" Miley. Maybe in a few years when she loses the baby fat and baby face I might change my mind, but by then there will be porn, sex tape(s) or full on production by Vivid. Mark my words.

She is a full on flash in the pan now that she's in the adult world and no longer a teen queen. Not unlike Lohan only with a daddy with some push in the industry.
 
2013-10-01 04:50:48 AM

Radioactive Ass: jmr61: And by "IT" I mean HOT Miley:

At no point in time was there ever a "Hot" Miley. There was a "Fairly attractive" Miley and there's the "Complete trainwreck that we see now" Miley but there was never a "Hot" Miley. Maybe in a few years when she loses the baby fat and baby face I might change my mind, but by then there will be porn, sex tape(s) or full on production by Vivid. Mark my words.

She is a full on flash in the pan now that she's in the adult world and no longer a teen queen. Not unlike Lohan only with a daddy with some push in the industry.


Retrospectively Sharp Knees
 
2013-10-01 05:28:22 AM

bel4sucks: Thinly veiled racism, whore shaming, music elitism, and manufactured disdain. You dorks just can't help it anymore, everything is an excuse to biatch about something.


You forgot incest fantasies
 
2013-10-01 06:26:29 AM
I find the Miley threads funny, they really reveal the cognitive disconnect of so many Farkers.  Here's why:

The claim:  She's a has-been who doesn't produce original content any more, and she isn't newsworthy in any way.
The reality:  Her song "Wrecking Ball" currently occupies the #1 spot on Billboard's Hot 100.  Her previous single "We Can't Stop" peaked at #2.  Her upcoming album "Bangerz", due for release on October 4, is sure to go multi-platinum.

The claim:  She's a whore.
The reality:  Based on what evidence?  Her stage act?  So, Kiss are a group of clowns, Iron Maiden are devil worshippers and Marilyn Manson is a serial killer?  And what a slut that Madonna turned out to be!

The claim:  She's a train wreck like Lindsey Lohan or Amy Winehouse.  She's near the top of my Dead Pool.
The reality:  Again, based on what evidence?  Where is the rampant, open drug use that's having a clear effect on her physique and personality?  Where are the public drunken binges?  Where are the arrests?  If anything, she's in the best physical shape of her life and is enjoying as much popular success as anyone in the music business.

Look, I'm not Miley's biggest fan or anything, I'm in my mid-40s and like my music to rock.  But you Farkers, presumably many of you my same age, are embarassing yourselves, and people like me through association.  You sound like old people yelling about lawns and clouds.  Look throughout rock and pop music history, and you will find no shortage of shocking stage acts put on by perfectly stable, sane, successful people.  Miley is young, I'm not saying she won't travel a darker path as time goes on.  But there's no indication of that today, so the Lindsey comparisons just sound stupid.  It's called "career building" and Cyrus is currently taking the best pages out of Madonna's playbook.  So.  farking.  What?
 
2013-10-01 06:29:59 AM

karmachameleon: Iron Maiden are devil worshippers


Iron maiden think that cavemen hunted dinosaurs, they are genuine Christians
 
2013-10-01 06:39:42 AM

LewDux: karmachameleon: Iron Maiden are devil worshippers

Iron maiden think that cavemen hunted dinosaurs, they are genuine Christians



Well, Nicko definately is.
 
2013-10-01 12:39:29 PM

nekulor: thecpt: ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.

Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.

He sounds old and angry, so probably Marilyn. He's just pissed he couldn't jump her bones before she OD'd.

Seriously though, ZeroCorpse should chill. His generation sucks too. They're a goddamn preachy bunch, and far too religious for my tastes. I'll stick with the whiskey, women and revelry, thank you very much.


Shiat... I'm not THAT old. Holy crap. Is that how it is for Gen Y kids? Anyone older than they are must be from the 1950s?

I'm Gen X. I was in my teens in the 80s. Marilyn Monroe was dead long before I was born, and Elton John was writing schmaltzy songs about her when I was young.

Read further upthread andyou'll see my response to him: I'd assume our whore was Madonna, but she did okay for herself. She's not crazy, she's married to a respected director, and she's not an asshole most of the time. She also basically invented the slutty pop role Miley's trying to borrow.

And if there's anything I am NOT, it's "religious" or "preachy". Holy fark, is that funny! The closest I come to religion is a loose tie to witchcraft, minus the anthropomorphism and god(s), and even that tie is tenuous at best. Organized religion is almost always a bad thing.

Wow. It's funny seeing how Gen Y sees the world. Anyone over 28 must be from Marilyn Monroe's generation? That's hilarious.
 
2013-10-01 01:31:31 PM
Current generation is ba because MIley has no respectable husband
 
2013-10-01 02:44:30 PM
As attention whoring as she's been lately, $20 she started the rumor herself.

I guess regaling us with tales of how she almost "died" at the bowling alley doesn't trend as hot as it used to.
 
2013-10-01 06:08:31 PM

ZeroCorpse: Wow. It's funny seeing how Gen Y sees the world. Anyone over 28 must be from Marilyn Monroe's generation? That's hilarious.


So you're not that old, but you've been a biatchy old man your entire life?
 
2013-10-01 06:35:01 PM
It'll be a riot when the kid's born with a mullet.

Can genetic damage trip its counter and reset? I mean, can you be so inbred you actually come around the other side and are perfectly healthy
 
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