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(International Business Times)   Miley Cyrus denies she is pregnant with rapper Juicy J's baby after announcing pregnancy at BET Awards   (ibtimes.com) divider line 87
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2013-09-30 03:06:40 PM  
omg who the hell cares
 
2013-09-30 03:20:34 PM  
Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?
 
2013-09-30 03:21:51 PM  
Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.
 
2013-09-30 03:26:58 PM  

Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.


Billy Ray is mighty dextrous with a sack of oranges.
 
2013-09-30 03:28:35 PM  
Don't you need to reach sexual maturity to become pregnant?
 
2013-09-30 03:30:11 PM  
I'm pretty sure the daddy is WEED.
 
2013-09-30 03:31:17 PM  
That girl be gettin' plowed more often than the back forty.
 
2013-09-30 03:31:38 PM  

brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?


Last I heard, he was kickin' it with Velveeta.
 
2013-09-30 03:32:46 PM  

brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?


You're thinking of Sunny D. Juicy J is aka Purple Stuff.
 
2013-09-30 03:33:02 PM  
I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.
 
2013-09-30 03:33:03 PM  

SlothB77: omg who the hell cares


Well, glad to see we've covered it in the Boobies.
 
2013-09-30 03:33:12 PM  
She's going to give birth to a giant tongue!
 
2013-09-30 03:36:02 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?

You're thinking of Sunny D. Juicy J is aka Purple Stuff.


AKA Grimace with DJ Happy Mealz on the Wheels of Steel?
 
2013-09-30 03:36:05 PM  
Future mother of the year candidate.
 
2013-09-30 03:36:55 PM  

brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?



Not sure, but from time to time I've jawed with his gay cousin
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2013-09-30 03:36:57 PM  
I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".
 
2013-09-30 03:37:09 PM  
Next up, she'll blame her recent strange behavior on 'pregnancy hormones'
 
2013-09-30 03:37:36 PM  
How is this even entertainment news?  Does Miley Cyrus even produce content anymore?

It's sort of like tracking down the kid that played "boy in crowd" in a random bomb from the 1980s or something, where are they supposing there will be interest for this story?
 
2013-09-30 03:38:10 PM  

YoOjo: Don't you need to reach sexual maturity to become pregnant?


Sexual maturity, emotional maturity, intellectual maturity. In that order, every time, though the second two appear optional.
 
2013-09-30 03:39:11 PM  

RoyHobbs22: I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.


Hey! Don't insult whores like that! They are great!
 
2013-09-30 03:41:18 PM  
So now her womb is America's melting pot?
 
2013-09-30 03:41:26 PM  
Her ex-fiance must really feel like sh*t he missed out on this high class "woman."
 
2013-09-30 03:42:08 PM  

Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.


Ugh. Can you imagine what her abortion would smell like?
 
2013-09-30 03:43:23 PM  
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2013-09-30 03:44:18 PM  

skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".


This story is about Lindsey Lohan, not Courtney Love. And the link goes to India Today.
 
2013-09-30 03:47:29 PM  

skinink: So now her womb is America's melting pot?


I haven't heard that euphemism for "Petrie dish."
 
2013-09-30 03:48:17 PM  

bugmn99: Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.

Ugh. Can you imagine what her abortion would smell like?


Dude.

Seriously.

...........eeeeeew.
 
2013-09-30 03:48:32 PM  

Triumph: brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?

Last I heard, he was kickin' it with Velveeta.


Hey, now!  Don't you go knockin' Velveeta.  They've been rockin' out for over 20 years.
 
2013-09-30 03:49:50 PM  
Congratulations, your mom is a whore.

Good luck in life. Money cant save you from  everything
 
2013-09-30 03:52:26 PM  

bugmn99: Howard Finkelstein: Well, to be fair, it's possible she  was and now isn't.

Ugh. Can you imagine what her abortion would smell like?


Dude, wow.    No, the boundaries on my imagination do not extend to that particular place.
 
2013-09-30 03:55:26 PM  
I LOL'ed at her twitter response of naming the baby "Juicy J Jr., of course"
 
2013-09-30 04:03:51 PM  
 
2013-09-30 04:04:07 PM  
Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.
 
2013-09-30 04:09:19 PM  
*high school guidance counselor brochure idea*

*Cover*  So you're teen pregnant.

What are your options?  What can you do when you're too young for a baby?

So you decided to go "all the way"  You're alone, scared and the producers of  MTV's 16 and Pregnant have not returned your or your pregnancy publicist's calls.  Don't panic you have two other options...


Option 1   Plan B

Pros:  Cheap, legal, no prescription needed, readily available in most pharmacies.

Cons:  Not effective after five days, distinct possibility of being seen purchasing by Mrs. Garston from church or worse yet, Darrin from Biology class.

Option 2 Twerking

Pros: Free, legal, no prescription needed, readily available at most West Indian Day Parades. Most effective in the third trimester.

Cons: Movement is known to attract Robin and quite possibly Alan Thickes, could shortly be replaced by a new fad aborticant such as the Lambada, Electic Slide, or the Horny Pony.
 
2013-09-30 04:09:33 PM  
You sure its not Billy Ray?
 
2013-09-30 04:10:13 PM  
Howard Finkelstein:
I once knew a Howie Finkelstein. He got trapped under a boulder in upstate NY in 1984. That's not you is it?
 
2013-09-30 04:10:59 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brap: Juicy J?

Isn't he part of the Lunchables Crew?

You're thinking of Sunny D. Juicy J is aka Purple Stuff.


if you really don't know who juicy j is, you make a funny unintentional joke.
 
2013-09-30 04:11:57 PM  
Miley has corned like 85% of the skank market...your Lohans, Hiltons, what have you..have been de-skanked!
 
2013-09-30 04:12:12 PM  
I think I have it figured out.  She's playing us all.  She has talked with Sacha Baron Cohen and is just trolling the world in a Mega-Borat type adventure.  One day soon she'll show up dressed normally laughing about how we were all convinced she was bat shiat crazy!

At least that would make sense...
 
2013-09-30 04:14:29 PM  

Triumph: Howard Finkelstein:
I once knew a Howie Finkelstein. He got trapped under a boulder in upstate NY in 1984. That's not you is it?


Not so much.   Not my real name (like I'd expose that in front of Liters), I adopted it ironically way back when there was a character in a coke add that was described as "not marriage material".
 
2013-09-30 04:15:57 PM  

skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".


The only links from International Business Times that I've seen have been celebrity gossip stories.
 
2013-09-30 04:16:01 PM  

mediablitz: This story is about Lindsey Lohan, not Courtney Love. And the link goes to India Today.


Well, be that as it may, I think the only thing to be said about this Gawker article is "Shut up, Meg"
 
2013-09-30 04:18:54 PM  

Lachwen: skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".

The only links from International Business Times that I've seen have been celebrity gossip stories.


A clear roadmap for getting greenlit.
 
2013-09-30 04:27:04 PM  
You're talking about her, SUCKERS!!
 
2013-09-30 04:34:49 PM  
Singer and actress Miley Cyrus took to social media Monday to debunk rumors that she is expecting his child.

The real story here is: she's neither of these.
 
2013-09-30 04:35:27 PM  

Howard Finkelstein: Lachwen: skozlaw: I couldn't possibly care less about Courtney Love, but I think it's great that the link to this is the "International Business Times".

The only links from International Business Times that I've seen have been celebrity gossip stories.

A clear roadmap for getting greenlit.


Charlize Thereon NSFW.

/Obscure?
 
2013-09-30 04:42:37 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: You're talking about her, SUCKERS!!


You're talking about them, SUCKER!!
 
2013-09-30 04:45:22 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: You're talking about her, SUCKERS!!


Actually they are talking about themselves, she's just an excuse
 
2013-09-30 04:55:35 PM  

RoyHobbs22: I thought she was a Country artist, what is she doing canoodling around with black folk?
Oh yeah, she's a whore.


Why? BC her father was nominally in that genre? Have you even listened to her "music"? She was going for general pop from day 1.

Also don't forget Taylor "Shouldn't Be Considered Country Music These Days for Other Reasons" Swift put out a rap song.
 
2013-09-30 04:56:03 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Your generation sucks, kids. Maybe your kids will have better luck.


Which whore was in your generation? At least this one went predictably crazy before marriage.
 
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