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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Patrons at a Waffle House robbed of $40,000 worth of jewelry. In other news, there are patrons of Waffle House with $40,000 worth of jewelry   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Waffle House, Atlanta Police, patrons, semiautomatic pistols  
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2013-09-30 04:45:27 PM  
2 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cop-like math detected

Insurance fraud detected

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest, just SUGGEST, that the victims in question do not carry a jewelry rider on their homeowner's policy.
2013-09-30 02:57:57 PM  
2 votes:
...a diamond-covered Rolex watch valued at $20,000 from Vincent Lamar "Cash Out" Robinson

I tried really hard to have sympathy, and then this happened.
2013-09-30 02:43:17 PM  
2 votes:
It's common in underdeveloped societies to display wealth in the form of personal adornment.
2013-09-30 02:38:15 PM  
2 votes:

Wanted for questioning
2013-09-30 08:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
This wouldn't have happened if Nate Dogg was still around.
2013-09-30 04:19:18 PM  
1 vote:
I call bullshiat.  Why would a guy with a $20,000 watch hang out with a loser with a $12,000 watch?
2013-09-30 04:18:46 PM  
1 vote:
They stolen stuff that was likely already stolen.
2013-09-30 04:13:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing the majority of the take was in Iphone cases, government assistance checks, and grillz.
2013-09-30 03:50:17 PM  
1 vote:
"Ooh Smithers! A Waffle House! Let's go slumming!"
2013-09-30 03:28:44 PM  
1 vote:
"And I'd like my hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, and encrusted in jewels please."
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