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(Orlando Sentinel)   This is why you should never go shooting at snakes in the dead of night with a man named Rape   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 38
    More: Florida, Dustin Downer, snakes, Seminole County, Wilson Elementary School  
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2013-09-30 02:51:04 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-30 02:56:29 PM
Pay attention, ladies: Shooting him in the leg is an effective way to stop Rape.
 
2013-09-30 03:20:36 PM
Rape trifecta in play.
 
2013-09-30 03:20:46 PM
Rape Trifecta in play.
 
2013-09-30 03:21:26 PM
Or his cousin, Asswipe (pronounced oz-wee-pay).
 
2013-09-30 03:21:30 PM
Isn't this a Robert Johnson song?
 
2013-09-30 03:23:38 PM
Rape Trifecta in play

/Saying "Rape Trifecta in play" trifecta complete.
 
2013-09-30 03:23:48 PM

Fat Horny Black and Joe: Rape trifecta in play.


BalugaJoe: Rape Trifecta in play.


Rape Trifecta.....in play.
 
2013-09-30 03:25:37 PM
more responsible gun owners
 
2013-09-30 03:26:47 PM
Didn't Rape kill Dumbledore?
 
2013-09-30 03:26:58 PM
What if his name is Rape Knife Cooking Pot?
 
2013-09-30 03:27:14 PM
The men saw a large snake in the road, and Jared Hemphill, also 18, decided to shoot it with a semiautomatic rifle that belongs to Dustin Downer, 21.

Because why not?
 
2013-09-30 03:27:18 PM
"We were, um, we uh, saw a snake, and, um...."
 
2013-09-30 03:28:33 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-30 03:29:55 PM

quickdraw: more responsible gun owners


And we'll never hear about the ones that miss.
 
2013-09-30 03:31:55 PM
He thought he was a snake, so he shot his friend? Snakes don't usually shoot their friends...
 
2013-09-30 03:34:10 PM
Hemphill and Downer put Rape in the truck


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2013-09-30 03:34:50 PM
It's Rapé, Subby.

It's French for The Rape.
 
2013-09-30 03:35:30 PM
To be fair, the idea of firing blindly into brush in order to kill a snake is not really that much dumber than shooting a snake in the first place. You are supposed to whack them.

/Whack them fast, then slow.
 
2013-09-30 03:36:29 PM
She didn't cry rape.
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2013-09-30 03:36:36 PM
Everyone knows Snake will kill you first chance he gets.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-30 03:38:05 PM
Sound-shooting at a snake?
 
2013-09-30 03:50:52 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 03:53:04 PM
It's super hard to hear a snake moving in the bushes
 
2013-09-30 04:01:42 PM
This is such a Downer.

But Hey, at least somebody got "Rapé"
 
2013-09-30 04:09:19 PM
Rapé, a cashier at a hardware store, did not want to press charges, and no one will be arrested, sheriff's spokeswoman Kim Cannaday said.

Isn't there some sort of endangerment or negligence charge that should be filed against the shooter?  If you don't lock up your idiots, even if no one presses charges, you run the risk of...oh, florida
 
2013-09-30 04:10:47 PM
"Rapé and Downer could not be reached Friday "
 
2013-09-30 04:18:05 PM

Apik0r0s: Brandon, Dustin and Jared.


In hindsight it seems inevitable.
 
2013-09-30 04:33:07 PM

Ennuipoet:


Done in one.
 
2013-09-30 04:34:44 PM
Sure. NOW you tell me.
 
2013-09-30 04:39:45 PM
He's the heir of the great Rape shipping magnate, Augustus Rape.
 
2013-09-30 04:41:03 PM
This is why you should never go shooting at snakes in the dead of night with a man named Rape

And THAT'S why I always do all of my snake-shootin' during daylight hours...
 
2013-09-30 04:43:12 PM

whosits_112: He's the heir of the great Rape shipping magnate, Augustus Rape.


Part of the Nakatomi Raping Concern LLC.
 
2013-09-30 05:35:58 PM
im.videosearch.rediff.com
 
2013-09-30 05:37:57 PM

johnsoninca: Pay attention, ladies: Shooting him in the leg is an effective way to stop Rape.


Excellent. Could be a Meme.
 
2013-09-30 07:00:13 PM
I wouldn't give a plug nickel for those two.

/Too subtle?
 
2013-09-30 09:33:19 PM

whosits_112: He's the heir of the great Rape shipping magnate, Augustus Rape.


A lot of 40lb boxes went through his warehouses over the years.
 
2013-10-01 09:36:37 AM

Clemkadidlefark: johnsoninca: Pay attention, ladies: Shooting him in the leg is an effective way to stop Rape.

Excellent. Could be a Meme.


We need to get a picture of this guy and put him in a demotivational poster. Make him The Face of Rape.
 
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