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(Boston.com)   Man loses game of rape-knife-cooking pot in hotel room, poses for post-beatdown mugshot   (boston.com) divider line 68
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2013-09-30 02:49:29 PM
Pot, meet kettle.
 
2013-09-30 02:49:58 PM
Holy mother of god that looks like it hurt.
 
2013-09-30 02:50:03 PM
This is why the broads need to stay in the kitchen.  It'll sharpen their anti-rape skills
 
2013-09-30 02:51:19 PM
God, I hope I can catch Rape-Knife-Cooking Pot on their next tour!!
 
2013-09-30 02:51:59 PM
Now those are some goose eggs!  You go girl!
 
2013-09-30 02:53:19 PM
I see you've played knifey-cookingpotty before.
 
2013-09-30 02:53:55 PM
FTA "Harrison was arrested by Tewksbury police and faces charges of kidnapping, assault to rape while armed, and indecent assault and battery on a person over the age of 14"

What would it be if it was a person under 14?

Ridiculous.

Rape is rape is rape.

Doesn't matter how old you or your victims are.

/RAPE
 
2013-09-30 02:54:35 PM
LOL.  Well, it looks like a raping DID take place in that hotel room.  I just don't think he was on the end of it he planned on.
 
2013-09-30 02:56:03 PM
Anyone else hear the Fred Flintstone "bump on the head" sound sequence in their mind??
 
2013-09-30 02:56:36 PM
He pulled out his DONG!
And she didn't say WOW!
Something was wrong, DONG DONG DONG!
Ow, ow, ow!
 
2013-09-30 02:56:50 PM

weapon13: FTA "Harrison was arrested by Tewksbury police and faces charges of kidnapping, assault to rape while armed, and indecent assault and battery on a person over the age of 14"

What would it be if it was a person under 14?

Ridiculous.

Rape is rape is rape.

Doesn't matter how old you or your victims are.

/RAPE


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2013-09-30 02:57:55 PM

Jocktopus: Holy mother of god that looks like it hurt.


That's pretty much the farkin' point, right?
 
2013-09-30 02:58:21 PM
www.boston.com
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2013-09-30 02:59:22 PM
Pot is bad for you, after all.
 
2013-09-30 03:00:45 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-30 03:00:52 PM

weapon13: FTA "Harrison was arrested by Tewksbury police and faces charges of kidnapping, assault to rape while armed, and indecent assault and battery on a person over the age of 14"

What would it be if it was a person under 14?

Ridiculous.


I saw that too.. I believe it is because the same law covers harsher penalties forindecent assault and battery on a person UNDERthe age of 14 but they need to add the over so police can't charge a person twice for "assault and battery " AND "assault and battery on a person under the age of 14"
 
2013-09-30 03:01:19 PM

weapon13: FTA "Harrison was arrested by Tewksbury police and faces charges of kidnapping, assault to rape while armed, and indecent assault and battery on a person over the age of 14"

What would it be if it was a person under 14?

Ridiculous.

Rape is rape is rape.

Doesn't matter how old you or your victims are.

/RAPE


It's a modifier to the other assault/rape-oriented charge.
 
2013-09-30 03:03:46 PM
LOL I like the knot on his head, looks like he got knocked the FARK out with it.
 
2013-09-30 03:07:48 PM
Came for the Bugs Bunny/Pete Puma pic, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-30 03:09:04 PM

Misconduc: LOL I like the knot on his head, looks like he got knocked the FARK out with it.


Which one...? looks like he's got at least two good ones.
 
2013-09-30 03:09:24 PM
I see someone beat me to the "Seperated At Birth" comparison of the alleged perp and Hellboy.
 
2013-09-30 03:10:12 PM
Knothead.
 
2013-09-30 03:10:37 PM
I have all cast iron in my kitchen...

Rapists.
 
2013-09-30 03:11:02 PM
www.boston.com

Looks like he was attacked by this guy

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Feel the sting of the mighty Monarch!
 
2013-09-30 03:11:06 PM
A little closer to Halloween and he'd have a ready made costume.
 
2013-09-30 03:11:35 PM
Cooking pots in hotels? My company needs to start putting me up at better places. I wouldn't even have a microwave to defend myself. I'd have to bludgeon him with a remote control that didn't work, or suffocate him with one of those plastic cups wrapped in plastic. Dufuq.
 
2013-09-30 03:15:43 PM
♫ hema-TOMA ♫  clap-clap clapclapclap
 
2013-09-30 03:17:22 PM
i.qkme.me

/hot like hell's kitchen
 
2013-09-30 03:18:18 PM
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2013-09-30 03:18:19 PM

Witness99: Cooking pots in hotels? My company needs to start putting me up at better places. I wouldn't even have a microwave to defend myself. I'd have to bludgeon him with a remote control that didn't work, or suffocate him with one of those plastic cups wrapped in plastic. Dufuq.


Article says it's an extended stay hotel, so it might have more appliances and things that long term guests would need.
 
2013-09-30 03:20:43 PM
Looks like she used this.

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2013-09-30 03:21:03 PM
Clarence Rutherford unavailable for comment.
 
2013-09-30 03:22:07 PM

Kenny B: Looks like she used this.

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When one looks at it properly, the average kitchen is an arsenal.
 
2013-09-30 03:22:48 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-30 03:22:52 PM
He looks like he will have a headache for the next couple years.
 
2013-09-30 03:26:35 PM
This is why you should be cooking with cast iron.

benstarr.com
 
2013-09-30 03:33:54 PM
A bit of advice for Farkers out there... take it or leave it. This occurred at an Extended Stay... stay away from Extended Stays...

NCSB - Wife and I were flooded out of our house. We expected the damage to be fixed in a few weeks or a month or two tops, so we couldn't find an apartment willing to take us for that long, or a hotel in a safe area that didn't cost $200+/night. Our insurance considered our house "habitable" even though it was a one story, and we had no floors after they were removed.

So we picked what looked to be a safe Extended Stay next to an expensive hotel near the Galleria. -Appeared to be a bargain based on the location. It wasn't. Multiple creepy types there, some clearly following us around, and we were there for weeks. One night, around 2AM, I wake up to a woman screaming at the top of her lungs (fearing for her life, it was the worst thing you could imagine, and something I'll never forget). I looked out the window and saw an SUV where the woman was trying to escape out the passenger door (I was two floors up) while a muscular man was beating the ever loving shiat out of her. By muscular, I mean the biggest guy you see at the gym beating the crap out of some woman with his fists who couldn't have been more than 120 pounds. I tried to get the license plate, but he managed to speed away before I could. -There wasn't time to go down to try to intervene as he sped off with her in the vehicle as fast as he could go. I called 911, so did 3 other people. A long time later, the police finally showed up.

They didn't take so much of a report, they didn't try to call in the description of the vehicle to see if they could find it on the freeway... nothing.

I found out why later. It was an Extended Stay. She was probably a prostitute, and he was probably her pimp. But that's not it, and not why I'm telling you to stay away from Extended Stay...

Where do you think rapists and child molesters go when they get out of prison? They don't have money for a house, and what apartment doesn't do a background check on its inhabitants these days? If they don't end up on the streets (or if they do), they have to turn to places like Extended Stay which will take *cash* for a bed for an extended time. They won't be able to afford a real hotel, and an apartment won't take them... they go to the Extended Stay.

/stay away from Extended Stays.
 
2013-09-30 03:38:01 PM

I AM THE GOAT: Now those are some goose eggs!  You go girl!


You can practically hear the pot bouncing off his head, at least twice...
 
2013-09-30 03:43:01 PM

FormlessOne: I AM THE GOAT: Now those are some goose eggs!  You go girl!

You can practically hear the pot bouncing off his head, at least twice...


Wonder if it made that same KLONG! sound it makes in the Three Stooges.
 
2013-09-30 03:43:18 PM
i1004.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 03:47:09 PM
You think that head looks farked up by the lady, you should see his other head.
 
2013-09-30 03:50:47 PM

OldManDownDRoad: FormlessOne: I AM THE GOAT: Now those are some goose eggs!  You go girl!

You can practically hear the pot bouncing off his head, at least twice...

Wonder if it made that same KLONG! sound it makes in the Three Stooges.


I know what it sounds like when you hit someone forcefully on the side of the head with a cast iron skillet, and it's close...
 
2013-09-30 03:55:17 PM

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Came for Hellboy, leaving happy.
 
2013-09-30 03:59:12 PM
How many lumps do you want?

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2013-09-30 04:03:26 PM

weapon13: FTA "Harrison was arrested by Tewksbury police and faces charges of kidnapping, assault to rape while armed, and indecent assault and battery on a person over the age of 14"

What would it be if it was a person under 14?


Pedophilia.
 
2013-09-30 04:13:50 PM
definitely no legitimate rape, but an absolutely legitimate ass whooping. .
 
2013-09-30 04:16:43 PM
The moral of the story, Don't bring a knife to a cooking pot fight.
 
2013-09-30 04:24:33 PM

FormlessOne: OldManDownDRoad: FormlessOne: I AM THE GOAT: Now those are some goose eggs!  You go girl!

You can practically hear the pot bouncing off his head, at least twice...

Wonder if it made that same KLONG! sound it makes in the Three Stooges.

I know what it sounds like when you hit someone forcefully on the side of the head with a cast iron skillet, and it's close...


More of a "ponk" than a "klong", I'd say. I imagine the larger ones have more of a ring to them, though.
 
2013-09-30 04:32:01 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Pot, meet kettle.


Done! Very nice.
 
2013-09-30 04:47:08 PM

Mellotiger: FormlessOne: OldManDownDRoad: FormlessOne: I AM THE GOAT: Now those are some goose eggs!  You go girl!

You can practically hear the pot bouncing off his head, at least twice...

Wonder if it made that same KLONG! sound it makes in the Three Stooges.

I know what it sounds like when you hit someone forcefully on the side of the head with a cast iron skillet, and it's close...

More of a "ponk" than a "klong", I'd say. I imagine the larger ones have more of a ring to them, though.


Less "bell", more "barbell", really.
 
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