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(Daily Mail)   Kimmel/West feud goes to Def Kanye Five, as Kimmel tells audience details of Kanye's phoned-in threat and musical guest Josh Groban sings Kanye's greatest tweets   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-09-30 01:33:59 PM
Downs Boy JK is a glorious testimony to untalented asswipes who step in shiat. Jimmy Fallon is right there with him.
 
2013-09-30 01:55:06 PM
Comedians always lose in these "fueds". ALWAYS. Just look at Jon Stewart as a perfect example. Or Colbert. Nope, NEVER goes bad for the self-absorbed entertainer, especially when he considers himself "a God"...
 
2013-09-30 01:56:46 PM
What is he, five years old?
 
2013-09-30 02:00:04 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-09-30 02:28:39 PM
I am not a Kimmel fan, but West just looks like a moran in this. If I was Kimmel I would be doing a Kanye skit every damn night just to poke at him and maybe get some more twitter feud happening.
 
2013-09-30 02:41:27 PM
Kimmel B trollin"
 
2013-09-30 02:46:44 PM
Kanye West is a bloviating coont.  Normally I think these ridiculous feuds are just that; ridiculous.  In this case however, anything that gets that up-his-own-ass twatwaffle pissed off and ranting is good enough for me.  Same could be said of Chris Brown.  Some people just need their yambags kicked in on a daily basis.
 
2013-09-30 02:47:21 PM

ferretman: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]


And we're done here.
 
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2013-09-30 02:54:47 PM

cannotsuggestaname: West just looks like a moran


He's a rap "artist". How else can he possibly look?
 
2013-09-30 03:05:29 PM
I have to say - Josh Groban was a masterstroke.
 
2013-09-30 03:16:56 PM
so is Def Kanye 5 high alert or low alert?

I can never remember how the scale works
 
2013-09-30 03:17:34 PM
Keep going, Jimmy. Eat fish sticks at your desk while revealing his latest rant.
 
2013-09-30 03:17:34 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I have to say - Josh Groban was a masterstroke.


He's also incredibly funny.  I follow him on Twitter and routinely get a chuckle out of his tweets.  So good looking (at least to me), talented, and funny -- not a bad combination.
 
2013-09-30 03:22:00 PM

mediablitz: Comedians always lose in these "fueds". ALWAYS. Just look at Jon Stewart as a perfect example. Or Colbert. Nope, NEVER goes bad for the self-absorbed entertainer, especially when he considers himself "a God"...


not sure if serious...
 
2013-09-30 03:23:51 PM

Beer cap: Kimmel has done a lot of funny bits on his show, I don't get the hate. Must be some jealous people because he was plugging Sarah Silverman.


Dont try and understand it.
 
2013-09-30 03:25:53 PM
Jimmy Kimmel revealed that Kanye West still hasn't seen the funny side of a skit broadcast earlier this week which lampooned the rapper's bomboastic interview with the BBC.

The funny side?  I don't think Kanye got it on any level since he's clearly lashing out just as a spoiled child would.
 
2013-09-30 03:27:07 PM
Are we sure that Kanye isn't the one trolling us with this whole "I'm the greatest, I'm a music God, no one can touch me" thing? Isn't this exactly how you would expect someone who is doing some kind of Kauffman-level long bit to act?
 
2013-09-30 03:32:07 PM

KrispyKritter: Downs Boy JK is a glorious testimony to untalented asswipes who step in shiat. Jimmy Fallon is right there with him.


I don't like Fallon either, but I will admit that he's quite good at impressions. That's about it, though. Not enough to justify his level of success, but it's something at least.

Jimmy Kimmel, on the other hand....I just never liked him. Also, I would never want to hang around him because, as far as I can tell, all he really does is pull pranks on people, like, CONSTANTLY. That would really start to grate on me after a few times.

I find it unfortunate that Kimmel got super famous while his pal Adam Carolla didn't. Carolla's much, much funnier. He can just talk about anything for hours on end. Kimmel is merely a smart ass. You can find plenty of guys like that.
 
2013-09-30 03:32:08 PM
I would laugh my ass off if Kanye took this to such an extreme he goes to jail for trying to pull a Tupac on Kimmel.
 
2013-09-30 03:35:36 PM
Def Kanye Five

So, the lowest possible state of alert then.
 
2013-09-30 03:36:28 PM

KrispyKritter: Downs Boy JK is a glorious testimony to untalented asswipes who step in shiat. Jimmy Fallon is right there with him.


Ha ha! Good one.
 
2013-09-30 03:40:20 PM

cannotsuggestaname: I am not a Kimmel fan, but West just looks like a moran in this. If I was Kimmel I would be doing a Kanye skit every damn night just to poke at him and maybe get some more twitter feud happening.


Never watch Kimmel(opposite colbert) but I'll at least keep an eye out for clips on this.
Still won't be listening to Khanye.
 
2013-09-30 03:41:08 PM
A Twitter feud?

Srsly?

What a pair of pussies. Back in the day this would have been settled with shotguns at ten paces.
 
2013-09-30 03:42:15 PM
To paraphrase some other farker (from my phone), it's not the color of Kenny's skin, it's the remarkable thinness.
 
2013-09-30 03:42:46 PM
cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-09-30 03:52:04 PM
I remember Howard stern used to drive celebrities crazy, you can't match someone who is on the air every damn day and who is making it a point to make you crazy.

Kanye has no recourse here.  He has no power to do anything about this.  Except keep it going.
 
2013-09-30 03:55:41 PM

theflatline: [cdn.crushable.com image 385x480]


Photoshop Madea into that and you have Tyler Perry's newest hit.
 
2013-09-30 03:57:58 PM

Lexx: mediablitz: Comedians always lose in these "fueds". ALWAYS. Just look at Jon Stewart as a perfect example. Or Colbert. Nope, NEVER goes bad for the self-absorbed entertainer, especially when he considers himself "a God"...

not sure if serious...


not sure if serious...
 
2013-09-30 03:58:26 PM

doczoidberg: I find it unfortunate that Kimmel got super famous while his pal Adam Carolla didn't. Carolla's much, much funnier. He can just talk about anything for hours on end. Kimmel is merely a smart ass. You can find plenty of guys like that.


Carolla tells the same 5 jokes over and over again.  Plus he is a super partisan douche.  Kimmel is just a plain douche.  Kind of hard to root for either of them, but I'm certainly not rooting for Carolla
 
2013-09-30 03:58:29 PM
They are both douchebags.  Let them fight it out.
 
2013-09-30 04:01:32 PM
"Kimmel/West feud...."

Yeah, you lost me right there.

/not that this stopped me from logging in and making this comment...
 
2013-09-30 04:09:25 PM

SnakeLee: doczoidberg: I find it unfortunate that Kimmel got super famous while his pal Adam Carolla didn't. Carolla's much, much funnier. He can just talk about anything for hours on end. Kimmel is merely a smart ass. You can find plenty of guys like that.

Carolla tells the same 5 jokes over and over again.  Plus he is a super partisan douche.  Kimmel is just a plain douche.  Kind of hard to root for either of them, but I'm certainly not rooting for Carolla



I don't think he's partisan, but some of his recent rants have skewed a little towards the conservative set. I'll admit that, and it can annoy me sometimes.

However, I remember the other week, Carolla said that Tim Tebow is "brainwashed by religious bullshiat." For reasons like that (and there are many such instances), I'd put him more into the same political bent as, say, Trey Parker. Not partisan, really. Carolla still demonstrates some kind of ability to not drink someone else's Kool Aid.

The second he goes full on Dennis Miller, though, I'm done with him.
 
2013-09-30 04:20:11 PM

jayhawk88: Are we sure that Kanye isn't the one trolling us with this whole "I'm the greatest, I'm a music God, no one can touch me" thing? Isn't this exactly how you would expect someone who is doing some kind of Kauffman-level long bit to act?


www.lifeandstylemag.com

I don't think so...I think the guy is just a dick.

/fish sticks
 
2013-09-30 04:21:03 PM

doczoidberg: SnakeLee: doczoidberg: I find it unfortunate that Kimmel got super famous while his pal Adam Carolla didn't. Carolla's much, much funnier. He can just talk about anything for hours on end. Kimmel is merely a smart ass. You can find plenty of guys like that.

Carolla tells the same 5 jokes over and over again.  Plus he is a super partisan douche.  Kimmel is just a plain douche.  Kind of hard to root for either of them, but I'm certainly not rooting for Carolla


I don't think he's partisan, but some of his recent rants have skewed a little towards the conservative set. I'll admit that, and it can annoy me sometimes.

However, I remember the other week, Carolla said that Tim Tebow is "brainwashed by religious bullshiat." For reasons like that (and there are many such instances), I'd put him more into the same political bent as, say, Trey Parker. Not partisan, really. Carolla still demonstrates some kind of ability to not drink someone else's Kool Aid.

The second he goes full on Dennis Miller, though, I'm done with him.


Carolla took over Miller's spot on Fox News

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2013-09-30 04:22:01 PM

jayhawk88: Are we sure that Kanye isn't the one trolling us with this whole "I'm the greatest, I'm a music God, no one can touch me" thing? Isn't this exactly how you would expect someone who is doing some kind of Kauffman-level long bit to act?


There's a level of earnestness to his asshattery about Kanye that says to me he really believes his own press releases.
 
2013-09-30 04:22:36 PM
Becoming more of a Kimmel fan each day this drags on. West, on the other hand, has a face that one can hardly resist wanting to punch.
 
2013-09-30 04:23:22 PM

Lexx: mediablitz: Comedians always lose in these "fueds". ALWAYS. Just look at Jon Stewart as a perfect example. Or Colbert. Nope, NEVER goes bad for the self-absorbed entertainer, especially when he considers himself "a God"...

not sure if serious...


One word: Crossfire

I LOVE it when someone decides they are going to go after a comedien. Morning Joe was another hilarious example. Yeah, you're going to be funnier than TDS writers Joe...
 
2013-09-30 04:29:21 PM
 
2013-09-30 04:33:03 PM

Skyrmion: Worth a read, IMO:

Kanye West Is Right: Jimmy Kimmel's Sketch Was Ignorant and Stupid


Slate isn't worth reading.  I am pretty leftwing myself, and even I consider it garbage.  fark, even Huffington Post is better.
 
2013-09-30 04:36:45 PM

Skyrmion: Worth a read, IMO:

Kanye West Is Right: Jimmy Kimmel's Sketch Was Ignorant and Stupid


What the author seems to be attempting to say there is "I don't understand the concept of comedy. Not a single bit."
 
2013-09-30 04:38:24 PM

Skyrmion: Worth a read, IMO:

Kanye West Is Right: Jimmy Kimmel's Sketch Was Ignorant and Stupid


I wonder if Forrest Wickman knows that Kanye is already married and won't marry him?
 
2013-09-30 04:39:19 PM

Skyrmion: Worth a read, IMO:

Kanye West Is Right: Jimmy Kimmel's Sketch Was Ignorant and Stupid


Worth a read? It certainly seems to display how arrogant people take themselves too seriously, and how a bag-licker like Forrest Wickman will make lame attempts to defend arrogant assholes.
 
2013-09-30 04:39:32 PM

SnakeLee: doczoidberg: SnakeLee: doczoidberg: I find it unfortunate that Kimmel got super famous while his pal Adam Carolla didn't. Carolla's much, much funnier. He can just talk about anything for hours on end. Kimmel is merely a smart ass. You can find plenty of guys like that.

Carolla tells the same 5 jokes over and over again.  Plus he is a super partisan douche.  Kimmel is just a plain douche.  Kind of hard to root for either of them, but I'm certainly not rooting for Carolla


I don't think he's partisan, but some of his recent rants have skewed a little towards the conservative set. I'll admit that, and it can annoy me sometimes.

However, I remember the other week, Carolla said that Tim Tebow is "brainwashed by religious bullshiat." For reasons like that (and there are many such instances), I'd put him more into the same political bent as, say, Trey Parker. Not partisan, really. Carolla still demonstrates some kind of ability to not drink someone else's Kool Aid.

The second he goes full on Dennis Miller, though, I'm done with him.

Carolla took over Miller's spot on Fox News

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He's doing it for the exposure, which eventually means the monies. If you know anything about Adam, he'll do anything to get on TV. Just look at Dancing with the Stars.

That's what annoys me. Kimmel gets a late night TV talk show on ABC, while Carolla is reduced to a podcast and various reality series.

I remember hearing Dennis Miller dismiss John Huntsman on his radio show, saying that Huntsman is "a lib." That was when I fully knew that Miller had become an official a-hole.

I haven't heard Carolla quite cross that threshold yet. I think he still retains some kind of ability to think. Maybe I'm wrong, but so far, I still like him.
 
2013-09-30 04:42:00 PM
A follow up from three days ago?
 
2013-09-30 04:47:22 PM

Lexx: Skyrmion: Worth a read, IMO:

Kanye West Is Right: Jimmy Kimmel's Sketch Was Ignorant and Stupid

Slate isn't worth reading.  I am pretty leftwing myself, and even I consider it garbage.  fark, even Huffington Post is better.


Lemme sum it up for ya. DB young white writer who understands rap and kayne opines that a 45 year old white man has no right to parody someone as hip as kayne.
 
2013-09-30 04:55:38 PM

GRCooper: Lexx: mediablitz: Comedians always lose in these "fueds". ALWAYS. Just look at Jon Stewart as a perfect example. Or Colbert. Nope, NEVER goes bad for the self-absorbed entertainer, especially when he considers himself "a God"...

not sure if serious...

not sure if serious...


not Yahoo Serious...
 
2013-09-30 04:58:54 PM
So, Kanye West is once again a rude, arrogant dolt.  How is this news again?

Sure, Kimmel isn't exactly the most elegant comedian around, but, damn, Kanye, the more you open your mouth, the worse you look in this debacle.
 
2013-09-30 05:04:14 PM
Y'all don't get it: Kanye and Jimmy are BOTH winning here.

That so many discussions of this incident exists are both the proof and their reward.
 
2013-09-30 05:15:07 PM
am i the only one who watched "soup" the other night where kanye went from 'serious face'  to 'smiling face' back to 'very serious face'  on his in-laws show?

how is this not a gif?

/i have no skillz and must rely on others
 
2013-09-30 05:16:07 PM

FormlessOne: So, Kanye West is once again a rude, arrogant dolt.  How is this news again?

Sure, Kimmel isn't exactly the most elegant comedian around, but, damn, Kanye, the more you open your mouth, the worse you look in this debacle.


Agreed, I am by no stretch a Kimmel fan but  as my dislike of that; spoiled, arrogant, overrated, talentless, douchnozzle,Kanye, could not be any higher, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.  GO TEAM JIMMY.
 
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