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(Yahoo)   Sunday, SUN-day, SUNDAY April 27th, it's four popes, two saints and ONE Low, low LOW ticket prices for Cannonization-a-Palooza , don't miss all the beatification action as John XXIII and John Paul II have their miters retired and raised to the roof   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, John Paul II, John XXIII, Pope Francis, National Catholic Reporter, Second Vatican Council, pope  
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2013-09-30 12:33:39 PM  
9 votes:
You pay for the whole pew but you'll only need the edge!
2013-09-30 03:03:12 PM  
5 votes:
Let's get ready to HUUMMBLLLLLE!!!
2013-09-30 12:47:48 PM  
5 votes:
Boys under 10 admitted FREE!!!
2013-09-30 01:43:28 PM  
3 votes:

Magorn: Primitive Screwhead: Why am I hearing Sirius by Alan Parsons Project in my head?

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"AAANNND NOOOWWW! Coming down the concourse to canonize and beautify, the pontiff YOU'VE been waiting FOOOOOORRRRR, POPE FRAAAAANNNNNNANCIIIIISSSS !"

Ya'll ready for this?


HERE HE IS....AT 5 FOOT 4, 6 FOOT 2 WITH THE MITER! THE POPE THAT SAID NOPE, THE VICAR OF CHRIST, THE ARGENTINIAN DOGMA MACHINE.....
2013-09-30 06:06:03 PM  
2 votes:
Where does the pope keep his funny hat?

s11.postimg.org
2013-09-30 03:39:00 PM  
2 votes:

BKITU: Moodybastard: Magorn: Primitive Screwhead: Why am I hearing Sirius by Alan Parsons Project in my head?

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"AAANNND NOOOWWW! Coming down the concourse to canonize and beautify, the pontiff YOU'VE been waiting FOOOOOORRRRR, POPE FRAAAAANNNNNNANCIIIIISSSS !"

Ya'll ready for this?

HERE HE IS....AT 5 FOOT 4, 6 FOOT 2 WITH THE MITER! THE POPE THAT SAID NOPE, THE VICAR OF CHRIST, THE ARGENTINIAN DOGMA MACHINE.....

... DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM A SISSY... FRAAAAAAAAAAAAANCIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!


LIGHT IT UP, FRANCIS
2013-09-30 01:44:43 PM  
2 votes:

Moodybastard: Magorn: Primitive Screwhead: Why am I hearing Sirius by Alan Parsons Project in my head?

[rasloproductions.co.za image 190x247]

"AAANNND NOOOWWW! Coming down the concourse to canonize and beautify, the pontiff YOU'VE been waiting FOOOOOORRRRR, POPE FRAAAAANNNNNNANCIIIIISSSS !"

Ya'll ready for this?

HERE HE IS....AT 5 FOOT 4, 6 FOOT 2 WITH THE MITER! THE POPE THAT SAID NOPE, THE VICAR OF CHRIST, THE ARGENTINIAN DOGMA MACHINE.....


... DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM A SISSY... FRAAAAAAAAAAAAANCIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!
2013-09-30 02:52:52 PM  
1 votes:
Saint Francis is a sissy.
2013-09-30 01:43:10 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Magorn: iheartscotch: John the XXIII? Sure, he called Vatican 2: Electric Boogaloo; but, he really didn't do much else. And it took another pope to finsh it.

John Paul II, single handly, broke communisum's hold on Poland.

Well, Lech Walesa helped a skosh, as did the fundamnetal insupportability of the Soviet economic model in a rapidly globalizing economy...

I do find it funnt that TFA seems to think JP II was a "conservative" pope.  Towards the end of this life he did seem to drift right ward (I suspect a combo of advancing age, declining faculties and  Cardinal Ratso whispering in his ear like Grimma Wormtongue frankly), but on balance he was as revolutionary a Pope as John XXIII, and completely modernized and tranformed the very idea of the papacy, and excommunicated the uber-tradionlist Lefeverbist bishops that Pope Benny tried to rehabilitate until one of them started spouting neo-nazi holocaust denial crap.

I will allow, JP2 did have some help from the infeasibility of the soviet model.

I agree that during his last years; JP2 wasn't in possession of his mental faculties, although I'm not sure cardinal Ratzinger was the puppet master.

It would have had to have been someone very close to JP2; by definition, someone who had contact with him everyday.

Say what you will about Benedict XVI; at least he had the presence of mind to retire before he went completely senile.

/ Popeing ain't easy, yo.


If only they had some Divine Help.
2013-09-30 01:20:39 PM  
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Why am I hearing Sirius by Alan Parsons Project in my head?

[rasloproductions.co.za image 190x247]

"AAANNND NOOOWWW! Coming down the concourse to canonize and beautify, the pontiff YOU'VE been waiting FOOOOOORRRRR, POPE FRAAAAANNNNNNANCIIIIISSSS !"


Ya'll ready for this?
2013-09-30 01:18:57 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: John the XXIII? Sure, he called Vatican 2: Electric Boogaloo; but, he really didn't do much else. And it took another pope to finsh it.

John Paul II, single handly, broke communisum's hold on Poland.


Well, Lech Walesa helped a skosh, as did the fundamnetal insupportability of the Soviet economic model in a rapidly globalizing economy...

I do find it funnt that TFA seems to think JP II was a "conservative" pope.  Towards the end of this life he did seem to drift right ward (I suspect a combo of advancing age, declining faculties and  Cardinal Ratso whispering in his ear like Grimma Wormtongue frankly), but on balance he was as revolutionary a Pope as John XXIII, and completely modernized and tranformed the very idea of the papacy, and excommunicated the uber-tradionlist Lefeverbist bishops that Pope Benny tried to rehabilitate until one of them started spouting neo-nazi holocaust denial crap.
2013-09-30 01:17:17 PM  
1 votes:

robertus: FlyingJ: CSB Time: My grandmother hung out with PJP2 on his "club tour" in '73, because she was fairly old he would not let her kiss his ring.

Germs?


Cooties.
2013-09-30 12:54:33 PM  
1 votes:
...With opening act, Sister Mary "The Nundertaker" Josephene!
2013-09-30 12:49:50 PM  
1 votes:
What, are they being loaded into a gunpowder-filled tube and shot across the field?

It's 'canon'...
2013-09-30 12:45:17 PM  
1 votes:
I'm a nasty pope, I'M A NASTY POPE!!!

www.findadeath.com
2013-09-30 12:44:16 PM  
1 votes:
No flash photography, please.

/some of those faces are still in hiding, statute of limitations and all
 
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