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2013-09-30 12:31:48 PM
Jumpin' shiat ass Christ, why haven't I heard of this before?
 
2013-09-30 12:38:31 PM
Jehovah
 
2013-09-30 12:51:35 PM
♪ Blasphemy! ♫
♪ Blasphe-you! ♫
♪ Blasphe-everyone in the room! ♫
 
2013-09-30 12:58:35 PM
Doctor Who sucks.
Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza.
Jesus Christ was secretly a Zoroastrian.

/Happy Blasphemy Day!
 
2013-09-30 01:15:36 PM

King Something: Doctor Who sucks.
Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza.
Jesus Christ was secretly a Zoroastrian.

/Happy Blasphemy Day!



Allison Brie is not hot
SW:Ep 1 was not that bad
Barbecue sauce should be made with mustard
 
2013-09-30 01:20:39 PM

NuttierThanEver: Allison Brie is not hot



HEY!  It is perfectly acceptable to fark with people beliefs in an Invisible Sky Wizard, but saying things like this is NOT OK!!!!
 
IP
2013-09-30 01:29:50 PM
Jesus H. Christ tap dancing on a cracker what a great idea!
 
2013-09-30 01:31:00 PM
Eat penguin shiat, Oden!
 
2013-09-30 01:36:07 PM

King Something: Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza.


It's not blasphemy if it's true!

Also, this Chris Pine kid is a MUCH better Kirk than Shatner ever was.
 
2013-09-30 01:42:01 PM

IP: Jesus H. Christ tap dancing on a cracker what a great idea!


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 01:47:24 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-30 02:16:05 PM
Eat a bag of dicks, God.
 
2013-09-30 02:21:24 PM
Maybe I should get the fixings for a Blaspheme Dog tonight:

/Hebrew National Frank with Bacon and Cheese
 
2013-09-30 02:21:52 PM

King Something: Doctor Who sucks.
Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza.
Jesus Christ was secretly a Zoroastrian.

/Happy Blasphemy Day!


Breaking Bad sucks!
 
2013-09-30 02:22:24 PM
I'm not sure if this is helping.

But I love free speech like no ones business.

Time to coin a new phrase.  "A blaspheme a day keeps the preachers away."
 
2013-09-30 02:23:25 PM
rasica.files.wordpress.com


This thread is da bomb!
 
2013-09-30 02:23:33 PM
I will toss some spaghetti tonight in his honor.
 
2013-09-30 02:23:38 PM
I just really don't see how pasta and meatballs could be an all powerful diety.
 
2013-09-30 02:24:21 PM
Does this count?

i457.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 02:25:30 PM
Shiat, I forgot to buy a farking card!
 
2013-09-30 02:25:46 PM
There's no place I'd rather celebrate it than with the rest of you sons of biatches.
 
2013-09-30 02:26:58 PM

Literally Addicted: Shiat, I forgot to buy a farking card!


Whoops - blasphemy, not cursing....

Jaysus jumped up jehosephat (sp?) - I forgot to buy a goddammed card.
 
2013-09-30 02:27:07 PM
Religion is dumb, but everyone's wrong about something.
 
2013-09-30 02:28:22 PM
"Hasa Diga Eebowai!"
 
2013-09-30 02:28:30 PM

NuttierThanEver: King Something: Doctor Who sucks.
Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza.
Jesus Christ was secretly a Zoroastrian.

/Happy Blasphemy Day!


Allison Brie is not hot
SW:Ep 1 was not that bad
Barbecue sauce should be made with mustard


Okay, let's clear up that misconception right 'effing now:

media.amypink.com

cdn01.dailycaller.com
 
2013-09-30 02:28:38 PM
What the farking Jesus up that ass?
 
2013-09-30 02:28:56 PM

ikanreed: Religion is dumb, but everyone's wrong about something.


Except me, I am perfect. JESUS farkING CHRIST I'M PERFECT GODDAMMIT.
 
2013-09-30 02:29:18 PM
blas·phe·my
ˈblasfəmē/
noun
noun: blasphemy;plural noun: blasphemies
1
. the act or offense of speaking sacrilegiously about God or sacred things; profane talk.


carry on
 
2013-09-30 02:31:55 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Eat a bag of dicks, God.


There is no god.
 
2013-09-30 02:32:01 PM

jayhawk88: I just really don't see how pasta and meatballs could be an all powerful diety.




skepticsannotatedbible.com
 
2013-09-30 02:32:18 PM
There is nothing wrong with religious beliefs.

There is everything wrong with religious institutions.

The least important question that man could ask is does God exist. The answer should have no affect on how you live your life because in order to be a good person all you have to do is:

Treat others as you would like to be treated.
Everyone deserves some form of respect
Don't be a dick.
 
2013-09-30 02:32:54 PM
www.wearysloth.com

My Uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Honest?
Mm-Hmm.
Why was your Uncle micro waving your socks?
He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
BLASPHEMER!
 
2013-09-30 02:34:29 PM
I'll have the hotdog with catsup, please.
 
2013-09-30 02:34:55 PM
Not until I blow this whistle!

ashesblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-30 02:35:38 PM
While I would defend anyone's right to be blasphemous, I don't understand why anyone would want to intentionally offend someone's personal beliefs.

/Seems like a real dick move
 
2013-09-30 02:35:47 PM
It's also my daughter's birthday.  I can tell my wife "you know those unspeakable things you were shouting at me in the delivery room? Turns out you were commemorating a special occasion."
 
2013-09-30 02:36:13 PM
Hey! I can see my house from here!
 
2013-09-30 02:40:05 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Hey! I can see my house from here!


Niiiice.
 
2013-09-30 02:40:47 PM
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
 
2013-09-30 02:40:49 PM
UK basketball sucks.
 
2013-09-30 02:41:03 PM

Truther: While I would defend anyone's right to be blasphemous, I don't understand why anyone would want to intentionally offend someone's personal beliefs.

/Seems like a real dick move


Depends on just what the beliefs are. I have no problems with crapping on a swastika and handing it to a Neo-Nazi.

That being said, just holding religious belief probably doesn't fall in the same category as seeing Jews, Poles, Africans, and Slavs as mud-people only worthy of death.
 
2013-09-30 02:41:39 PM

Truther: While I would defend anyone's right to be blasphemous, I don't understand why anyone would want to intentionally offend someone's personal beliefs.

/Seems like a real dick move


I'm not offending anyone's beliefs, I'm offending an invisible sky wizard who has yet to smite me for doing so.
 
2013-09-30 02:43:14 PM
Atheism is a religion.
 
2013-09-30 02:43:22 PM
wordsforpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-30 02:43:38 PM

Truther: While I would defend anyone's right to be blasphemous, I don't understand why anyone would want to intentionally offend someone's personal beliefs.

/Seems like a real dick move


Because those who respond to the slightest offense by shooting up a mall need to be offended.
 
2013-09-30 02:43:51 PM

Banned on the Run: UK basketball sucks.


You know who's awesome?  Duke.
 
2013-09-30 02:43:56 PM

Banned on the Run: UK Basketball sucks.

FTFY
 
2013-09-30 02:45:28 PM
The Beatles had nice harmonies, but I don't think British songcraft was truly perfected until One Direction.
 
2013-09-30 02:45:33 PM
Diablo 3 was better than Diablo 2!
 
2013-09-30 02:45:40 PM

megarian: Atheism is a religion.


Is this the world's single dumbest argument?  Like have we ever seen one that manages to make less sense, destroy it's own support, and be so intuitively wrong to the same degree?  Ever?
 
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