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2013-09-30 10:03:27 AM
Fark headline: Steven Tyler gifted one year of free Tacos

Article headline: Steven Tyler - Steven Tyler gets one year's free Mexican meals

Article subheader: Steven Tyler is getting a year's worth of Mexican food for free from Mexican grill restaurant chain Chipotle.

Article first sentence: Steven Tyler is getting free Mexican food for a year.


I don't think I have enough information to figure out what's going on here.
 
2013-09-30 10:16:25 AM
That should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.
 
2013-09-30 10:20:07 AM

kronicfeld: That should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.


(shakes fist)
 
2013-09-30 10:28:16 AM
I think Steven Tyler has gotten nearly a lifetime of free tacos at this point.
 
2013-09-30 10:42:12 AM
Oh sure, they always give you the first taco year of tacos for free.

Fast forward 366 days and you're freebasing salsa and pulling tricks behind the dumpster for just a taste of taqito.
 
2013-09-30 10:44:50 AM
Slaxl:
I don't think I have enough information to figure out what's going on here.

I'm totally lost too.  I think somebody is getting something, but who and what are not clear at all.
 
2013-09-30 10:50:25 AM

Sybarite: I think Steven Tyler has gotten nearly a lifetime of free tacos at this point.


i.imgur.com

/well played
 
2013-09-30 11:36:01 AM
which serves delicious burritos and tacos,

Yea, no.

Lowest common denominator dreck.
 
2013-09-30 11:55:28 AM
Given. The word is "given". Us it.
 
2013-09-30 11:55:46 AM
Steven Tyler has gotten more free tacos than most mortal men.
 
2013-09-30 11:57:42 AM
Don't you think he looks tired?
 
2013-09-30 11:57:52 AM

nekom: Slaxl:
I don't think I have enough information to figure out what's going on here.

I'm totally lost too.  I think somebody is getting something, but who and what are not clear at all.


But, why is he getting free tacos?  Because mentioned the chain on TV?  Because he's shilling for them in a commercial?  And who would want free tacos fro McChipotle anyway.
 
2013-09-30 12:01:56 PM
I find it interesting how people that can AFFORD to pay for shiat get it for free.

Musical intruments, cars, clothes, food, etc.

For example, Snoop Dog (or is it Lion?  meh, can't keep up) says if he goes to NY, he doesn't carry anything with him.  When he gets to the hotel, a wardrobe is waiting for him donated by various clothing lines.  And let's not even consider the free weed....Chapelle said the same thing on Inside the Actor's Studio, people give him weed constantly.  He says he has a big box at home, and every time he goes out he comes home and empties his pockets into the box.
 
2013-09-30 12:04:06 PM
"I'm BAAAAAAACK for a taco again."
 
2013-09-30 12:11:52 PM

WHY?!

 
2013-09-30 12:19:11 PM

Sybarite: I think Steven Tyler has gotten nearly a lifetime of free tacos at this point.


It was his destiny. The man was born with one stapled to his face.
 
2013-09-30 12:30:45 PM
Remarried?
 
2013-09-30 12:31:24 PM
I'd like to see his daughter's taco.
 
2013-09-30 12:39:10 PM

basemetal: Steven Tyler has gotten more free tacos than most mortal men.


Indeed.

''I'm trying to tell him that I can't take anything that's mood altering, because if I do, I like to ride it.''


LOL. Don't we all, Steven. Don't we all.
 
2013-09-30 12:44:23 PM

uncleacid: I'd like to see his daughter's taco.


His daughter works at Chipotle?
 
2013-09-30 01:57:01 PM

kronicfeld: That should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.


Only if it comes with a portable thunderbucket.
 
2013-09-30 02:19:48 PM
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2013-09-30 02:42:04 PM
I've been sober for 12 years. Where's my card Chipotle?
 
2013-09-30 02:52:37 PM
I assume the tacos are pink?

I'm told that it is his favorite color.
 
2013-09-30 04:25:13 PM
Stop using the word "gift" as a verb, you twats.
 
2013-09-30 05:18:56 PM

jaytkay: Given. The word is "given". Us it.


Gift is not a verb. Stop using it like one.
 
2013-09-30 05:34:50 PM

Phins: jaytkay: Given. The word is "given". Us it.

Gift is not a verb. Stop using it like one.


Give is a verb, and given is the past participle of give. Or something.
 
2013-09-30 07:26:25 PM

Phins: jaytkay: Given. The word is "given". Us it.

Gift is not a verb. Stop using it like one.


My dictionary disagrees with you. And I'm inclined to believe it's more of an authority on the matter than yourself.
 
2013-09-30 07:58:20 PM

stupiddream: nekom: Slaxl:
I don't think I have enough information to figure out what's going on here.

I'm totally lost too.  I think somebody is getting something, but who and what are not clear at all.

But, why is he getting free tacos?  Because mentioned the chain on TV?  Because he's shilling for them in a commercial?  And who would want free tacos fro McChipotle anyway.


Because $350 in free tacos beats the crap out of thousands of dollars for a national chipotle advertising campaign. Actually, they probably couldn't even pay for the consult for a national campaign for $350.. This basically landed them a celebrity endorsement for almost nothing
 
2013-09-30 08:21:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: which serves delicious burritos and tacos,

Yea, no.

Lowest common denominator dreck.


Dude, it's an 8 dollar burrito at a fast food joint.  It's pretty good for what it is.  What the heck else would you expect?
 
2013-09-30 11:33:45 PM
awesomegifs.com
 
2013-09-30 11:58:44 PM
img202.imageshack.us

Why else would you capitalize "Taco"?
 
2013-10-01 03:50:57 AM

ristst: I find it interesting how people that can AFFORD to pay for shiat get it for free.

Musical intruments, cars, clothes, food, etc.

For example, Snoop Dog (or is it Lion?  meh, can't keep up) says if he goes to NY, he doesn't carry anything with him.  When he gets to the hotel, a wardrobe is waiting for him donated by various clothing lines.  And let's not even consider the free weed....Chapelle said the same thing on Inside the Actor's Studio, people give him weed constantly.  He says he has a big box at home, and every time he goes out he comes home and empties his pockets into the box.


This. I saw a comedian rant about this many years ago. He made the point that when he overdrew his bank account, he was so broke that even if someone gave him something for free, he still couldn't afford it.
 
2013-10-01 09:44:46 AM
I wouldn't mind 360 days of Liv Tyler's taco.
 
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