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(RIA Novosti (Russia))   Couple was having sex on train tracks. Guess who came unexpectedly   (en.ria.ru ) divider line
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2013-09-30 10:09:56 AM  
the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.

It's never good when they can't even describe the body
 
2013-09-30 10:39:05 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.



Patricia Wettig got run over by a train?
 
2013-09-30 10:41:08 AM  
He's 41 and she was thirtysomething.

And this is "middle age"

*sigh*

/50 this year
 
2013-09-30 10:57:26 AM  

i253.photobucket.com

Cousin Oliver?Yes, Regis. That is my final answer.
 
2013-09-30 11:13:54 AM  
Was it one of those handcars? THAT would've been funny. Or maybe Indiana Jones followed by some thuggees (thugees?). That'd be pretty good, too.
 
2013-09-30 11:15:34 AM  
She died instantly and he lost both legs.

BJs. Saving the lives of men once again.
 
2013-09-30 11:16:07 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-09-30 11:16:16 AM  
Oh Long Johnson.  Oh Long Johnson.  Oh Long Johnson.
 
2013-09-30 11:16:35 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.

It's never good when they can't even describe the body


I think they were talking about the number of pieces they retrieved.
 
2013-09-30 11:16:46 AM  
I think I can...I think I can...I think I can....
 
2013-09-30 11:17:59 AM  
The bassy roar, the shuddering cross-timbers, thus sudden pressure gradient of the bow wake bearing down on them.

I bet she thought he was the best lay she's ever had for a half-second there.
 
2013-09-30 11:18:00 AM  
Was she pulling a train?
 
2013-09-30 11:18:21 AM  
'I heard Lana likes choo-choos.'

sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-09-30 11:18:40 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.

It's never good when they can't even describe the body


No that was a rating from 1 to 10.  She was a 5 in 6 pieces.
 
2013-09-30 11:18:42 AM  
I need metaphoric imagery to understand TFA.


i.imgur.com

/OK then . . .
 
2013-09-30 11:19:53 AM  
Kudos to subby for the headline. I just cackled like a moron (big surprise) at work.

As for farking on the railroad tracks....wtf? That guy has an interesting story about how he lost his legs...
 
2013-09-30 11:20:10 AM  
She was getting railed in more than one way.
 
2013-09-30 11:20:59 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: He's 41 and she was thirtysomething.

And this is "middle age"

*sigh*

/50 this year


I prefer to think of it as "still young enough to fark, but old enough to know better than to fark on train tracks".
 
2013-09-30 11:21:23 AM  
Gives the term 'getting railed' a whole new meaning.
 
2013-09-30 11:22:31 AM  
Her: TRAIN!!

Him: Okay dammit! I'm almost fini...
 
2013-09-30 11:23:57 AM  
Because she was coming, I was coming, and you were coming, and you were the only one who had brakes!
 
2013-09-30 11:24:22 AM  
Sometimes a woman can come unexpectedly.
 
2013-09-30 11:24:29 AM  
The duo were run over by a switcher locomotive, the report said, adding that the incident took place in the city of Zaporozhye on early Saturday morning. The ministry did not release the victims' names, saying only that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be in thirtysomething pieces.
 
2013-09-30 11:26:56 AM  
In the voice of Vin Sculley, "Aaaand Darwin makes the save!"
 
2013-09-30 11:28:28 AM  
Us guys love sex that makes our knees weak, but damn. At least try to keep them.
 
2013-09-30 11:28:50 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Her: TRAIN!!

Him: Okay dammit! I'm almost fini...


geekin-out.com
 
2013-09-30 11:29:21 AM  
i296.photobucket.com

She did not die; she simply woke up.
 
2013-09-30 11:30:45 AM  

jfarkinB: I prefer to think of it as "still young enough to fark, but old enough to know better than to fark on train tracks".


I'm going with "Have fun or die tryin'"
 
2013-09-30 11:31:38 AM  
isn't this a repeat?

/then I jizzed on the tracks
//sometimes you get skeeted on the rails
///never skeeted in
 
2013-09-30 11:32:13 AM  
Ain't gonna work on the railroad I ain't gonna work on the farmI'll lay around on the tracks till the mail train comes backRollin' in my sweet baby's armsRollin' in my sweet baby's arms...*train solo**Screaming waving around sweet baby's bloody apendages*ARRRHHHHHHHH MY SWEET BABY'S ARMS! ARRRRHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS A HORRIBLE VISUAL LESSON TO LEARN ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF GETTING A ROOM AND SAFETY IN GENERAL! AARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-09-30 11:33:40 AM  
www.toptenz.net

Dangerous sex!  Dangerous sex!  Why isn't there one word for dangerous sex?
 
2013-09-30 11:33:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-30 11:39:36 AM  

gnosis301: Was it one of those handcars? THAT would've been funny. Or maybe Indiana Jones followed by some thuggees (thugees?). That'd be pretty good, too.


I just had a hilarious vision of a wrecked boat laying on train tracks. I like yours too. lol.
 
2013-09-30 11:40:40 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.

It's never good when they can't even describe the body


Her parents said she was thirtysomething, but witnesses described the victim as being only half that.
 
2013-09-30 11:41:25 AM  
i12.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 11:42:24 AM  
Snidely Whiplash?
 
2013-09-30 11:42:48 AM  
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-09-30 11:44:33 AM  
Couple was having sex on train tracks. Guess who came unexpectedly

A hobo with a shotgun?

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-09-30 11:46:24 AM  
The worst part? The train could have stopped in time, but it slipped on the wet spot.
 
2013-09-30 11:46:46 AM  
What, were these people deaf? Or were they groaning louder than a freakin train?
 
2013-09-30 11:47:48 AM  
I can't picture a scenario where this act wouldn't be terribly uncomfortable.
 
2013-09-30 11:53:30 AM  
George Carlin once said:

"This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every ninety minutes someone in this country is hit by a train. A train, okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They can't surprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them. Got that?"

/Works all over the world apparently.
 
2013-09-30 11:55:13 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: He's 41 and she was thirtysomething.

And this is "middle age"

*sigh*

/50 this year


My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-09-30 11:57:06 AM  

bulldg4life: She died instantly and he lost both legs.


Lucky for him he didn't lose all three.

/what were their names? Snidely and Nell?
 
2013-09-30 11:57:09 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: DROxINxTHExWIND: Her: TRAIN!!

Him: Okay dammit! I'm almost fini...

[geekin-out.com image 448x225]


Goddamn you! 
I chortled, and will never see that scene the same way again.
 
2013-09-30 11:57:34 AM  
3hourspast.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-30 11:58:07 AM  

cambie: Dancin_In_Anson: He's 41 and she was thirtysomething.

And this is "middle age"

*sigh*

/50 this year

My thoughts exactly.


To be fair, that's Russia middle-aged. Not America middle-aged.
 
2013-09-30 11:58:45 AM  
Pete and Repeat were boning on the tracks.

Pete got squashed; who was left?
 
2013-09-30 11:59:48 AM  
Well, that's one way to run a train on a woman.
 
2013-09-30 12:02:07 PM  

cambie: Dancin_In_Anson: He's 41 and she was thirtysomething.

And this is "middle age"

*sigh*

/50 this year

My thoughts exactly.


Age bracket definitions don't change with human longevity improvements, they just add new ones.

Baby. Child. Teenager. Young adult. Middle age. Old. Very old. Fossil. OMG how are you still alive. Tracked by the Guinness book of records.
 
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