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(Sun Sentinel)   Loyalty customer is rewarded with an arrest and a dead chameleon   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, chameleons, loyalty cards, PETCO  
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2013-09-30 07:57:40 AM
Karma's a biatch.
 
2013-09-30 07:58:27 AM
www.smh.com.au
 
2013-09-30 08:03:26 AM
RIP, you poor, strange lizard.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-30 08:07:08 AM
Looks like one of those animals God put together from leftover parts after partying all night.
 
2013-09-30 08:07:51 AM
Meh, chameleons come and go.
 
2013-09-30 08:21:25 AM
Cool fact you didn't know: when catching prey, these critters can project their tongues up to 1-1/2 times their body length,

If I could do that with my tongue, I wouldn't waste time stealing lizards from a pet store!
 
2013-09-30 08:42:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Karma's a biatch.


Damn. Don't have time to find one of the pics, but...
I see what you did there
 
2013-09-30 08:51:48 AM
You saying that the mealworms were stolen by a farking lizard? That's a bullshiat psyche job. There's two to three men out there at the most. farking lizard.
 
2013-09-30 09:07:15 AM
Well...yeah.  Why is this news?
 
2013-09-30 09:15:15 AM
It's probably pining for the Fjords
 
2013-09-30 09:27:47 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Looks like one of those animals God put together from leftover parts after partying all night.


Yeah, like Rosie O'Donnell

Angel: "You can't put a vagina on this man."
God: "Why not? I'm God!"
Angel: "Well, what do you want to do about the breasts?"
God: "Uh, take a couple out of the bin we can't find matches for."
 
2013-09-30 09:47:34 AM
Tough choice, paying for the dead lizard or getting jail time for taking the dead lizard.

/from my experiences with Petco, all their animals will die shortly after leaving the store.
//never had that problem from other stores like Petsmart
///the rabbit we bought from Magoo's is doing just fine
 
2013-09-30 10:02:37 AM
That lizard was going to die anyway. Now they got somebody to blame for it.
 
2013-09-30 10:05:32 AM
Came for the Fjords.

/blending into the background
 
2013-09-30 10:47:15 AM
"Petco employees told cops that two customers were somehow able to reach inside a secured aquarium"

That "somehow" to me suggests the aquarium is not secured.
Because I really don't think these guys are geniuses.
 
2013-09-30 11:07:18 AM
 
2013-09-30 12:16:31 PM

Devolving_Spud: Cool fact you didn't know: when catching prey, these critters can project their tongues up to 1-1/2 times their body length,

If I could do that with my tongue, I wouldn't waste time stealing lizards from a pet store!


This just seemed like a really weird way to end a "chameleon dies" story.

"Unfortunately, Flipper had lost too much blood, and had to be put down.  Here's an interesting fact - dolphins can identify each other by the shape of their dorsal fins!"
 
2013-09-30 12:41:36 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma's a biatch.


FTFY
 
2013-09-30 12:50:53 PM
Cool fact you didn't know

if you've never ever watched a tv documentary, or flipped past Animal Planet or the Discovery Channel.
 
2013-09-30 01:00:46 PM
Is "The chameleon died in transit" some kinda spy code thingy?
 
2013-09-30 01:05:44 PM
When contacted by cops, Wells allegedly 'fessed up and named his accomplice, a 17-year-old.

So his accomplice didn't have a name, until the suspect named him? How come the accomplice's parents didn't name him? Or did the accomplice have a name, and the suspect just told the cops what it is?
 
2013-09-30 01:20:13 PM

Schmerd1948: Is "The chameleon died in transit" some kinda spy code thingy?


I'm guessing the chameleon was riding shotgun and his buddy didn't realize it until it was too late.

I bet he didn't see that coming.
 
2013-09-30 03:16:29 PM
i.imgur.com

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-09-30 03:35:38 PM
There is a great nature clip out there of a butterfly emerging from it's cacoon.  As soon as it's wings dry, a praying mantis comes over and starts eating it.  While he's eating, a chameleon shoots out his tounge and eats the praying mantis.  While he's finishing that, a snake comes down and eats the chameleon.  Then a bird swoops in and eats the snake.

That's the food chain for you.  I kinda felt bad for everyone.
 
2013-09-30 04:39:49 PM

durbnpoisn: There is a great nature clip out there of a butterfly emerging from it's cacoon.  As soon as it's wings dry, a praying mantis comes over and starts eating it.  While he's eating, a chameleon shoots out his tounge and eats the praying mantis.  While he's finishing that, a snake comes down and eats the chameleon.  Then a bird swoops in and eats the snake.

That's the food chain for you.  I kinda felt bad for everyone.


Se you went out and ate wings.  Then what happened?
 
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