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(Onion AV Club)   Fourteen television characters who, despite their rampant incompetence, managed to hold their jobs   ( divider line
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2013-09-30 03:05:18 PM  
3 votes:

Danger Mouse: It not for his courgage the Minnow would be lost.

the Minnow would be lost
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-09-30 09:21:05 AM  
3 votes:
How many times must security be breached on the Enterprise before Worf gets fired?
2013-09-30 02:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
viscously dismembered a Rescue Anne doll


One time a tech in my lab was throwing a party. She sent invites via email giving directions, etc., and warning people to beware of her viscous cats.

2013-09-30 11:42:43 AM  
1 vote:

cman: 15. Hank Schrader

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They probably ran out of time.

Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.

Stopping a nuclear bomb?  Dude, under that clown's watch, not one, but two nuclear devices were detonated on US soil, along with a dirty bomb.

Everything that guys was supposed to stop happened outside of season 1.    Nerve gas, bio-terrorism, nuclear bombs.   It all went off because he was the Worst.  Spy.  Ever.

You should play the "What is the dumbest thing this character could do right now?" game with 24.  It is amazing the number of hits you'll get.

You are indeed right. He didn't stop everything, but he stopped a lot

He didn't stop crap.   In the process of not stopping crap, he managed to

1) Shoot his boss in the head
2) Get CTU blown up by red-necks
3) Expose himself to a bio-weapon.
4) Get a head of state kidnapped and killed

And that's just off the top of my head.

That show can only be watched as performance art.  It was that bad.
2013-09-30 11:41:39 AM  
1 vote:

browneye: Les Nessman and Herb Tarlek of WKRP in Cincinnati

You mean Les Nessman the winner of the "Buckeye Newshawk Award," the "Silver Sow Award", and the "Copper Cob Award".    He is the fictional equivalent of   Orion Samuelson.
2013-09-30 11:03:19 AM  
1 vote:
The DA, detectives, and cops on Perry Mason. Always arresting the wrong guy .
2013-09-30 10:50:10 AM  
1 vote:
How about House?

He was high most of the time he was at work. He damn near killed his patients three times before he cured them. He was a complete a-hole to the people he worked with.

Sure, eventually cured most of his patients, but not without subjecting them to multiple expensive and invasive procedures. Also, I think he killed Kumar!
2013-09-30 10:14:13 AM  
1 vote:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Oh... fictional characters. Nevermind.

Sweet jesus he looks like a skinny version of Kevin. It fits just too perfectly too.
2013-09-30 08:24:49 AM  
1 vote:
Cheryl Tunt

Who else could Malory treat like that without risking a huge lawsuit?
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