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(Onion AV Club)   Fourteen television characters who, despite their rampant incompetence, managed to hold their jobs   (avclub.com) divider line 110
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2013-09-30 08:23:38 AM  
This list is absolute BULLshiat

Wiggum is more incompetent than Homer?

Wiggum actually solved a crime using real police work!

Homer averted two meltdowns by pure luck
 
2013-09-30 08:24:49 AM  
Cheryl Tunt

Who else could Malory treat like that without risking a huge lawsuit?
 
2013-09-30 08:42:01 AM  
1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).
2)Wiggin is less competent than Homer?
3)that's the joke
4)In his world Frazier is an extremely popular radio personality. I guess haters gonna hate.
5)that's the joke
6)Tool Time is popular because of Tim Taylor's bumbling.(Also true of Home Improvement and Tim Allen)
7)what kind of incompetent "journalist" uses a second page on a web based article?(fark you second page)---article sucks
 
2013-09-30 08:47:20 AM  
 Barney Fife.
 
2013-09-30 09:01:17 AM  
15) The guy who put this list on two pages.
 
2013-09-30 09:06:11 AM  
Would ya believe that I think this list is crap?

/sees what I did there
 
2013-09-30 09:09:58 AM  
I'll echo the Dexter comment, I'm just going to pretend that series ended in its 4th season
 
2013-09-30 09:11:23 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I'll echo the Dexter comment, I'm just going to pretend that series ended in its 4th season


Wrong thread?
 
2013-09-30 09:12:52 AM  

cman: IdBeCrazyIf: I'll echo the Dexter comment, I'm just going to pretend that series ended in its 4th season

Wrong thread?


Nope, list mentions the entire Miami Police department who continually farks themselves during the entire series setting up impossible situations and moments where the arcs should have ended.
 
2013-09-30 09:14:52 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: cman: IdBeCrazyIf: I'll echo the Dexter comment, I'm just going to pretend that series ended in its 4th season

Wrong thread?

Nope, list mentions the entire Miami Police department who continually farks themselves during the entire series setting up impossible situations and moments where the arcs should have ended.


My bad

When I saw Wiggum I decided to just skim the rest knowing the article was filled with shiat
 
2013-09-30 09:16:03 AM  

Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).


Yeah, my first thought as well. A far better example from that show would be Michael Scott.
 
2013-09-30 09:18:29 AM  

Voiceofreason01: 4)In his world Frazier is an extremely popular radio personality. I guess haters gonna hate.


And, honestly, his stuff is fairly easier to come back from then numerous REAL LIFE people who have done worse stuff in media and have kept or gotten similar jobs later on.   On air personalities are the cats of the job world... they have at least 9 lives.
 
2013-09-30 09:20:56 AM  

cman: When I saw Wiggum I decided to just skim the rest knowing the article was filled with shiat


Yeah, other than that its pretty much filled with shiat so you saved yourself some time there
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-09-30 09:21:05 AM  
How many times must security be breached on the Enterprise before Worf gets fired?
 
2013-09-30 09:23:02 AM  
Al Bundy
 
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2013-09-30 09:25:41 AM  

bearded clamorer: Al Bundy


You take that back! Al is everything we want and expect in a shoe salesman, and a football hero on top of that.
 
2013-09-30 09:41:08 AM  
So, this list actually reflects real life in that there are incompetent people, whom we all know, that manage to retain their jobs.
 
2013-09-30 09:44:08 AM  
Glad to see Walt, Jr. didn't make the cut here. He really gave it his all at that car wash. "Have an A1A day!"

As for Cheryl Tunt... THAT'S the character from Archer they pick out? Granted, she's awful at her job, but so is everyone else at ISIS.
 
2013-09-30 09:44:12 AM  

Secret Agent X23: Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).

Yeah, my first thought as well. A far better example from that show would be Michael Scott.


Before the show became more fantasy than reality, Michael Scott was the perfect example of failing upward. But you could take almost any Office character except Jim, Pam, and Dwight as examples of people bad at their jobs.
 
2013-09-30 09:53:50 AM  

secularsage: Glad to see Walt, Jr. didn't make the cut here. He really gave it his all at that car wash. "Have an A1A day!"

As for Cheryl Tunt... THAT'S the character from Archer they pick out? Granted, she's awful at her job, but so is everyone else at ISIS.


I thought Cheryl was there because Mallory was trying to steal her money.
 
2013-09-30 09:58:18 AM  
Whew - they included Miami Metro everyone.
 
2013-09-30 10:05:38 AM  

cman: This list is absolute BULLshiat

Wiggum is more incompetent than Homer?

Wiggum actually solved a crime using real police work!

Homer averted two meltdowns by pure luck



This.
 
2013-09-30 10:05:55 AM  
I DNRTFA, was Trump #1?
 
2013-09-30 10:06:04 AM  
www.wbez.org

Oh... fictional characters. Nevermind.
 
2013-09-30 10:08:53 AM  
including Chief Wiggum just seems to be missing the point.


I would argue that Michael Scott should be there instead of Dwight. Dwight was at least a good salesman. They always tried to bash us over the head with Michael being a good salesman, but it was never really believable and he would generally fark up the sale initially.
 
2013-09-30 10:11:16 AM  

someonelse: Secret Agent X23: Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).

Yeah, my first thought as well. A far better example from that show would be Michael Scott.

Before the show became more fantasy than reality, Michael Scott was the perfect example of failing upward. But you could take almost any Office character except Jim, Pam, and Dwight as examples of people bad at their jobs.


Probably so in regard to Michael. I just think that if someone like that were able to get the job in real life, he wouldn't last nearly as long as Michael does on the show.

You could add Darryl and probably Oscar to the list of definitely competent folk. Most of the others...I'm not sure I've ever had a very good idea of how competent they actually are when they're working rather than planning parties and such. Now, Creed...if he's incompetent, he keeps his job because he has something on someone.

I make these statements not having seen the last couple of seasons, so if stuff happens during that time to prove me wrong, I'll stand corrected.
 
2013-09-30 10:12:44 AM  
Just because I watched it recently I would want to expand it to films: whoever designed the space prison in "Lockout", who decided that if, unfortunately, an inmate gets hold of a gun, he should then quickly be able to wander into the main control room (with no security, either in terms of locked doors to open or guards to get past) into a room that has just one guy that can be threatened into waking every prisoner on the ship in a couple of seconds. And then whoever did the training for the guards in such situation that though the best idea was to arm them all and send them off to split up and wander around the ship aimlessly so they can be jumped and help arm the inmates.

Oh and also the guy that designed it should all run on a "fly by wire" system which means if it isn't piloted 24/7 then it will crash into the earth in just a few hours, which seems a fairly unstable orbit not to have at least a basic autopilot system to back up the human pilot.
 
2013-09-30 10:14:13 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Oh... fictional characters. Nevermind.


Sweet jesus he looks like a skinny version of Kevin. It fits just too perfectly too.
 
2013-09-30 10:19:22 AM  
The whole list can be summed up with thatsthejoke.jpeg.
 
2013-09-30 10:21:46 AM  
The point could kinda be made to add Breaking Bad's Hank to that list:  Your brother-in-law is the meth Kingpin you've been searching for, and you only realize it after a year or so while taking a dump reading Walt Whitman?
 
2013-09-30 10:31:34 AM  

BeatrixK: The point could kinda be made to add Breaking Bad's Hank to that list:  Your brother-in-law is the meth Kingpin you've been searching for, and you only realize it after a year or so while taking a dump reading Walt Whitman?


Hank alternates between being TOO good at his job to the biggest buffoon of a DEA agent there is. One of the things that always drove me crazy about his character was how he could be a typical dumb jock one minute and then say or do something smarter than anyone in the room a few minutes later.

Granted, the character was written to be that sort of bulldog who never lets go, so I don't fault the writers too much. But there are times in the show (especially seasons 1 and 2) where Hank is really, terribly, AWFULLY bad at his job.
 
2013-09-30 10:33:44 AM  
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They probably ran out of time.
 
2013-09-30 10:36:48 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [www.wbez.org image 368x512]

Oh... fictional characters. Nevermind.


Ugh, ugly and greasy.
 
2013-09-30 10:38:49 AM  

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They probably ran out of time.


Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.
 
2013-09-30 10:39:38 AM  
No Carla from cheers? The way she treated customers she shouldn't have lasted a shift.
 
2013-09-30 10:39:47 AM  

BeatrixK: The point could kinda be made to add Breaking Bad's Hank to that list:  Your brother-in-law is the meth Kingpin you've been searching for, and you only realize it after a year or so while taking a dump reading Walt Whitman?


I just started season 3 (I know, I know), but I was pretty amazed that Hank not only didn't put it together that some of Walter's school lab equipment was "stolen" and that someone with intimate knowledge of chemistry stole the cannister used to make the blue meth. Granted, it's not necessarily damning evidence, but it seems like it would cause at least a twinge of suspicion.
 
2013-09-30 10:40:24 AM  

secularsage: Glad to see Walt, Jr. didn't make the cut here. He really gave it his all at that car wash. "Have an A1A day!"

As for Cheryl Tunt... THAT'S the character from Archer they pick out? Granted, she's awful at her job, but so is everyone else at ISIS.


Which is kind of the whole point of the show.  It's a dysfunctional spy agency run by an alcoholic sex addict and her equally drunk slut of a son.  Given how that went over their heads I'm amazed Rusty Venture didn't make the list.
 
2013-09-30 10:40:55 AM  

cman: Rent Party: List fails without...

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They probably ran out of time.

Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.


Stopping a nuclear bomb?  Dude, under that clown's watch, not one, but two nuclear devices were detonated on US soil, along with a dirty bomb.

Everything that guys was supposed to stop happened outside of season 1.    Nerve gas, bio-terrorism, nuclear bombs.   It all went off because he was the Worst.  Spy.  Ever.

You should play the "What is the dumbest thing this character could do right now?" game with 24.  It is amazing the number of hits you'll get.
 
2013-09-30 10:41:46 AM  
Gilligan.  Not only did is complete incompetence ship wreck the boat he was a sailor on but his incompetence foiled dozens of rescue plans
 
2013-09-30 10:42:15 AM  
Ok, I re-read the headline, I guess she was a good at her job but just a biatch to customers.
 
2013-09-30 10:42:31 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: cman: IdBeCrazyIf: I'll echo the Dexter comment, I'm just going to pretend that series ended in its 4th season

Wrong thread?

Nope, list mentions the entire Miami Police department who continually farks themselves during the entire series setting up impossible situations and moments where the arcs should have ended.


I was waiting for the entirety of season 7 and 8 for Quinn to rekindle the suspicions he had of Dexter in season 5. I assumed that that's why the writers were keeping him around and writing in menial plots for him to appear in; but nope, his character was completely superfluous.
 
2013-09-30 10:42:50 AM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-09-30 10:43:15 AM  
I disagree about Cliff Clavin. I just figured he was done his shift by the time the bar opened.
 
2013-09-30 10:43:33 AM  
15. Hank Schrader

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They probably ran out of time.

Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.

Stopping a nuclear bomb?  Dude, under that clown's watch, not one, but two nuclear devices were detonated on US soil, along with a dirty bomb.

Everything that guys was supposed to stop happened outside of season 1.    Nerve gas, bio-terrorism, nuclear bombs.   It all went off because he was the Worst.  Spy.  Ever.

You should play the "What is the dumbest thing this character could do right now?" game with 24.  It is amazing the number of hits you'll get.


You are indeed right. He didn't stop everything, but he stopped a lot
 
2013-09-30 10:50:10 AM  
How about House?

He was high most of the time he was at work. He damn near killed his patients three times before he cured them. He was a complete a-hole to the people he worked with.

Sure, eventually cured most of his patients, but not without subjecting them to multiple expensive and invasive procedures. Also, I think he killed Kumar!
 
2013-09-30 10:50:39 AM  

Cheron: Gilligan.  Not only did is complete incompetence ship wreck the boat he was a sailor on but his incompetence foiled dozens of rescue plans


Damn, looking for the SCTV spoof on Gilligans Island, I believe it was called Cretins Island, something like that.
 
2013-09-30 10:53:41 AM  

cman: Rent Party: List fails without...

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They probably ran out of time.

Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.


The city of Valencia (Season 6) would like a word with you.
 
2013-09-30 10:58:01 AM  
Ted Baxter of the Mary Tyler Moore show.
 
2013-09-30 11:00:38 AM  
Les Nessman and Herb Tarlek of WKRP in Cincinnati
 
2013-09-30 11:03:19 AM  
The DA, detectives, and cops on Perry Mason. Always arresting the wrong guy .
 
2013-09-30 11:03:45 AM  
Captain Wilton Parmenter.
 
2013-09-30 11:07:30 AM  
media.screened.com
 
2013-09-30 11:08:14 AM  

browneye: Les Nessman and Herb Tarlek of WKRP in Cincinnati


Are you saying keeping the Red Wiggler account isn't good enough?

/hey, you're young and swinging
//but one day, you're gonna buy it
 
2013-09-30 11:19:05 AM  
On Will & Grace you had to keep Karen around for the cleavage. Megan Mullally had a nice bit of jiggle jiggle going for her. Without her the hetero male and a portion of the lesbian audience goes away.
 
2013-09-30 11:22:06 AM  

roughridersfan: I disagree about Cliff Clavin. I just figured he was done his shift by the time the bar opened.


And, apparently, this guy doesn't know what pulling a Clavin actually refers to.  It's not for his general screw-ups, it's for his specific screw-up on Jeopardy!
 
2013-09-30 11:22:21 AM  

Secret Agent X23: Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).

Yeah, my first thought as well. A far better example from that show would be Michael Scott.


On paper, Michael was a great manager.  His department was the only one making a profit (or something like that, it's been a while).  Now, it might be despite his management and not because of it. But to his bosses, he was good at what he did.
 
2013-09-30 11:34:35 AM  

WippitGuud: [media.screened.com image 300x400]


I think his "expert" vocabulary saved him from getting fired, lol!

/RIP Reinhold weege
 
2013-09-30 11:37:34 AM  

WippitGuud: [media.screened.com image 300x400]


What's wrong with Bull?  Hell, Dan should have been fired a thousand times over for sexual harassment.
 
2013-09-30 11:41:39 AM  

browneye: Les Nessman and Herb Tarlek of WKRP in Cincinnati


You mean Les Nessman the winner of the "Buckeye Newshawk Award," the "Silver Sow Award", and the "Copper Cob Award".    He is the fictional equivalent of   Orion Samuelson.
 
2013-09-30 11:42:04 AM  

LeroyBourne: WippitGuud: [media.screened.com image 300x400]

What's wrong with Bull?  Hell, Dan should have been fired a thousand times over for sexual harassment.


I was going to suggest Dan, but the list was for incompetence... and Dan has had several people (harry among them) say he is a very effective District Attorney.
 
2013-09-30 11:42:43 AM  

cman: 15. Hank Schrader

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They probably ran out of time.

Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.

Stopping a nuclear bomb?  Dude, under that clown's watch, not one, but two nuclear devices were detonated on US soil, along with a dirty bomb.

Everything that guys was supposed to stop happened outside of season 1.    Nerve gas, bio-terrorism, nuclear bombs.   It all went off because he was the Worst.  Spy.  Ever.

You should play the "What is the dumbest thing this character could do right now?" game with 24.  It is amazing the number of hits you'll get.

You are indeed right. He didn't stop everything, but he stopped a lot


He didn't stop crap.   In the process of not stopping crap, he managed to

1) Shoot his boss in the head
2) Get CTU blown up by red-necks
3) Expose himself to a bio-weapon.
4) Get a head of state kidnapped and killed

And that's just off the top of my head.

That show can only be watched as performance art.  It was that bad.
 
2013-09-30 11:44:00 AM  

mjohnson71: cman: Rent Party: List fails without...

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They probably ran out of time.

Incompetent? If you call saving a Presidential candidates life or stopping a nuclear bomb going off in a major city as incompetent. then you must consider anything less than Jesus perfect to be incompetent.

The city of Valencia (Season 6) would like a word with you.


And just to be perfectly clear, that was the *second* nuclear detonation on US soil, and the *third* radiological attack.
 
2013-09-30 11:45:28 AM  
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 11:55:33 AM  
Whoever let Michael do billions in property damage (to say nothing of the paternity suit liability) in the Knight Industries Two Thousand.
 
2013-09-30 11:56:21 AM  

Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).
2)Wiggin is less competent than Homer?
3)that's the joke
4)In his world Frazier is an extremely popular radio personality. I guess haters gonna hate.
5)that's the joke
6)Tool Time is popular because of Tim Taylor's bumbling.(Also true of Home Improvement and Tim Allen)
7)what kind of incompetent "journalist" uses a second page on a web based article?(fark you second page)---article sucks


Yeah, the point of most of these shows has something to do with how bad the character is at their job. I guess Cracked changed the look of their website.
 
2013-09-30 12:00:46 PM  

bearded clamorer: Al Bundy


list fails without him.  actively worked against his employer's interest and everything.
 
2013-09-30 12:08:15 PM  

Honest Bender: Secret Agent X23: Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).

Yeah, my first thought as well. A far better example from that show would be Michael Scott.

On paper, Michael was a great manager.  His department was the only one making a profit (or something like that, it's been a while).  Now, it might be despite his management and not because of it. But to his bosses, he was good at what he did.


I'd have to think in spite of it.

But regardless of profits, I'm sure he had to rack up enough violations of various laws and regulations and very likely company policies in the way he dealt with HR and personnel issues that there'd be no question about getting rid of him after, say, the end of his first week, at the outside.
 
2013-09-30 12:12:39 PM  

Leader O'Cola: bearded clamorer: Al Bundy

list fails without him.  actively worked against his employer's interest and everything.


I mean the guy only wanted to sell shoes that were hidden in the wall and then pocketed the money for himself and Griff.  Had the shop protested on numerous occasions, the entire city knew how much of an ass he was, told the owner off a number of times and still collected a paycheck (which was a laughable amount anyway, I would assume he worked on commision).
 
2013-09-30 12:20:19 PM  

Secret Agent X23: Honest Bender: Secret Agent X23: Voiceofreason01: 1)Dwight is actually great at his job(we're told almost once an episode that he leads the office in sales) and is very competent (runs a working farm and by the end of the series a successful bed and breakfast in addition to his job at Dunder Mifflin) The problem with Dwight is all the other stuff(as mentioned in the article).

Yeah, my first thought as well. A far better example from that show would be Michael Scott.

On paper, Michael was a great manager.  His department was the only one making a profit (or something like that, it's been a while).  Now, it might be despite his management and not because of it. But to his bosses, he was good at what he did.

I'd have to think in spite of it.

But regardless of profits, I'm sure he had to rack up enough violations of various laws and regulations and very likely company policies in the way he dealt with HR and personnel issues that there'd be no question about getting rid of him after, say, the end of his first week, at the outside.


that was my thoughts too. Ignoring that a Michael-like boss in real life would probably not be able to maintain his branch's quality for very long (a reality that would admittedly defeat the point of the show), he seemed to be in trouble with HR almost from the show's getgo.
 
2013-09-30 12:27:42 PM  

browneye: Ted Baxter of the Mary Tyler Moore show.


And wasn't he the only one to keep his job at the end?
 
2013-09-30 12:45:24 PM  

NeverDrunk23: browneye: Ted Baxter of the Mary Tyler Moore show.

And wasn't he the only one to keep his job at the end?


Yes. I think fictional characters being bad at their jobs yet inexplicably keeping them has been a thing since forever.
 
2013-09-30 12:45:50 PM  

IlGreven: roughridersfan: I disagree about Cliff Clavin. I just figured he was done his shift by the time the bar opened.

And, apparently, this guy doesn't know what pulling a Clavin actually refers to.  It's not for his general screw-ups, it's for his specific screw-up on Jeopardy!


I know about the Jeopardy! thing, but how is that relevant to his job as a postal worker?

He did have that one fling with a woman that almost cost him job, though.
 
2013-09-30 12:48:49 PM  

IlGreven: roughridersfan: I disagree about Cliff Clavin. I just figured he was done his shift by the time the bar opened.

And, apparently, this guy doesn't know what pulling a Clavin actually refers to.  It's not for his general screw-ups, it's for his specific screw-up on Jeopardy!


And every now and then, Trebek will mention it during Final Jeopardy

/Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen?
//technically, he was right
 
2013-09-30 12:58:43 PM  

secularsage: BeatrixK: The point could kinda be made to add Breaking Bad's Hank to that list:  Your brother-in-law is the meth Kingpin you've been searching for, and you only realize it after a year or so while taking a dump reading Walt Whitman?

Hank alternates between being TOO good at his job to the biggest buffoon of a DEA agent there is. One of the things that always drove me crazy about his character was how he could be a typical dumb jock one minute and then say or do something smarter than anyone in the room a few minutes later.

Granted, the character was written to be that sort of bulldog who never lets go, so I don't fault the writers too much. But there are times in the show (especially seasons 1 and 2) where Hank is really, terribly, AWFULLY bad at his job.


I think Hanks big thing was he was so focused on Gus he didn't think about Walt
 
2013-09-30 01:10:23 PM  

bearded clamorer: Al Bundy


the first 2 characters to come to my mind were al and homer. neither were on the list. list sucks.
 
2013-09-30 01:12:07 PM  
The Reno Sheriff dept in Reno 911
 
2013-09-30 01:13:28 PM  
Clavin is on the list for many things including drinking on the job and mishandling mail. I remember one opening-gag wherein Cliff had stopped in for few during his round and allowed the others to read the magazines from his satchel.
 
2013-09-30 01:17:46 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [www.wbez.org image 368x512]

Oh... fictional characters. Nevermind.


How about a thread of incompetent FARK posters who have to threadshiat with their petty politics?
 
2013-09-30 01:25:41 PM  
Was anyone else surprised to see Phoebe's porn-star twin-sister as a waitress in another show?  Even used the same name.  I didn't watch the show, but if they showed the character's progression, maybe Mad About You was more interesting than I guessed.
 
2013-09-30 01:56:01 PM  
Cheryl's still working for ISIS because Mallory is still trying to figure out a way to get her hands on her money.
 
2013-09-30 02:22:16 PM  
FTFA:
viscously dismembered a Rescue Anne doll

csb

One time a tech in my lab was throwing a party. She sent invites via email giving directions, etc., and warning people to beware of her viscous cats.

/csb
 
2013-09-30 02:54:24 PM  
14. Ursula Buffay, Mad About You
Given the high turnover rate in the waitressing industry, it's already a bit surprising that Ursula Buffay stayed employed at Riff's-Paul and Jamie Buchman's regular watering hole-for the better part of seven seasons of Mad About You. But it was her unceasing rudeness and general incompetence that makes that accomplishment truly staggering. With a long-standing history of either getting orders wrong or forgetting them altogether, Ursula's immunity to termination can only be explained by her total lack of interest in gratuity. That, along with a general obliviousness to her own incompetence, was epitomized by her concerted effort to win Employee Of The Month. (Her slogan: "Ursula, Ursula, she's our man! If she's not Employee Of The Month, nobody can!")


wait! Isn't that pheobe's sister from Friends? I never really watched either show but I didn't realize there was cross over.
 
2013-09-30 02:54:40 PM  
Am I the only one who thought the headline said "rampant incontinence?"

lerablog.org
 
2013-09-30 03:01:36 PM  
I wonder how much Dexter was paying the nanny.

He should have been fired from his dad job
 
2013-09-30 03:03:01 PM  

Cheron: Gilligan.  Not only did is complete incompetence ship wreck the boat he was a sailor on but his incompetence foiled dozens of rescue plans


Excuse me, but what incompetence is Gilligan guilty of that got them shipwrecked?

It not for his courgage the Minnow would be lost.
 
2013-09-30 03:05:18 PM  

Danger Mouse: It not for his courgage the Minnow would be lost.


the Minnow would be lost
 
2013-09-30 03:11:03 PM  
Col Klink and Shultz should have been shot, but then again Hogan needed them around, so it was due to Hogans efforts they weren't "Fired".
 
2013-09-30 03:24:01 PM  
Benson from Soap
Florence from the Jeffersons.
 
2013-09-30 03:30:27 PM  
www.greenwichlibrary.org

/that's the joke though too
 
2013-09-30 03:32:08 PM  
All the characters on the IT Crowd. Funny, sure but ridiculous. Did you try turning it off and back on again?
 
2013-09-30 03:32:37 PM  
No Frank Burns?

Not only was he too incompetent to be a surgeon, when he went off his rocker and should have been handed a section 8 or a court martial, he was promoted and put in charge of a whole farking hospital.
 
2013-09-30 03:42:05 PM  
Dirtybird971:

wait! Isn't that pheobe's sister from Friends? I never really watched either show but I didn't realize there was cross over.


Yes, and Kramer lived across the hall from Paul's apartment he had when he was single.
 
2013-09-30 03:57:15 PM  

wildbill0712

Dirtybird971:

wait! Isn't that pheobe's sister from Friends? I never really watched either show but I didn't realize there was cross over.


Yes, and Kramer lived across the hall from Paul's apartment he had when he was single.


didn't Kramer love across the hall from jerry s? Would that make Jerry's apt Paul's old apt?
 
2013-09-30 04:13:03 PM  

Dirtybird971: wildbill0712

Dirtybird971:

wait! Isn't that pheobe's sister from Friends? I never really watched either show but I didn't realize there was cross over.


Yes, and Kramer lived across the hall from Paul's apartment he had when he was single.

didn't Kramer love across the hall from jerry s? Would that make Jerry's apt Paul's old apt?


Yep, she made Paul move out to prove he was serious about the relationship, because as long as he still had it he could easily leave anytime he wanted.
Throw in Hank, the dog walker/husband and MAY had a lot of tie ins to multiple shows.
 
2013-09-30 04:15:44 PM  

Danger Mouse: Cheron: Gilligan.  Not only did is complete incompetence ship wreck the boat he was a sailor on but his incompetence foiled dozens of rescue plans

Excuse me, but what incompetence is Gilligan guilty of that got them shipwrecked?

It not for his courgage the Minnow would be lost.


The first shipwreck wasn't his fault, but the second one was.  He took the magnet out of the compass whilst cleaning it, if I recall.
 
2013-09-30 04:24:52 PM  
The whole point of The Simpsons is that everyone in a position of authority is an incompetent jackass.

In fact, most of these shows wouldn't exist if not for the incompetence of their characters - or they at least wouldn't have lasted past a first season. List is stupid.
 
2013-09-30 04:47:08 PM  
www.oocities.org
 
2013-09-30 04:51:15 PM  
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2013-09-30 04:13:03 PM
Dirtybird971: wildbill0712

Dirtybird971:

wait! Isn't that pheobe's sister from Friends? I never really watched either show but I didn't realize there was cross over.


Yes, and Kramer lived across the hall from Paul's apartment he had when he was single.

didn't Kramer love across the hall from jerry s? Would that make Jerry's apt Paul's old apt?

Yep, she made Paul move out to prove he was serious about the relationship, because as long as he still had it he could easily leave anytime he wanted.
Throw in Hank, the dog walker/husband and MAY had a lot of tie ins to multiple shows.


Hank Azaria is worse than that Kevin Bacon are far as that goes.
 
2013-09-30 04:52:19 PM  

jbc: How many times must security be breached on the Enterprise before Worf gets fired?


Worf is just there so the rest of the command staff can ignore his advice and belittle him
 
2013-09-30 05:50:06 PM  

Snapper Carr: jbc: How many times must security be breached on the Enterprise before Worf gets fired?

Worf is just there so the rest of the command staff can ignore his advice and belittle him


Of course about 90% of the time he is right to be cautious as they are walking into a trap again, when he isn't just being excessively beliigerent anyway.
 
2013-09-30 05:59:33 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-30 06:33:30 PM  

Cheron: Gilligan.  Not only did is complete incompetence ship wreck the boat he was a sailor on but his incompetence foiled dozens of rescue plans


in my edgy fan fiction, Giligans "incompitence" was a calculated, methodical, deliberate process because he didn't want to be rescued.


oh yes.. Ive been hopeing for an edgy reboot of Giligans Island for a long damn time.

what did I get? farking LOST is what I got.
 
2013-09-30 07:54:01 PM  
images1.nick.com
 
2013-09-30 09:21:01 PM  
The only decent entry in the list is Dexter, where the incompetence raises questions about the show's integrity.

The rest of the entries are comedies.

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When somebody who is supposed to be good at their job is actually bad at it, comedy frequently ensues.
 
2013-09-30 09:45:08 PM  

jbc: How many times must security be breached on the Enterprise before Worf gets fired?


enough for Odo to rub his face in it.
 
2013-09-30 11:31:59 PM  
Dwight proved his worth in the return.  Except for the weapon incidents (which I'll concede are a valid cause for firing him), he's a perfectly capable worker.
 
2013-09-30 11:32:48 PM  

jenny next: Dwight proved his worth in the return.  Except for the weapon incidents (which I'll concede are a valid cause for firing him), he's a perfectly capable worker.


Sorry, I meant the episode "The Return."
 
2013-10-01 04:22:57 AM  
blog.xo.com
 
2013-10-01 12:48:55 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Seriously, after all the times Mulder and Scully went rogue, how did he NOT get fired?
 
2013-10-01 07:50:03 PM  

weirdneighbour: No Carla from cheers? The way she treated customers she shouldn't have lasted a shift.

True that...
 
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