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(Huffington Post)   "What would happen if the Senate rejects your bill of failure?" Rep. Issa "How DARE YOU" He then proceeded to scream about BENGHAZI for 20 minutes before being tranquillized by the majority whip and brought to the floor for a vote   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
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2013-09-30 10:25:55 AM  
8 votes:
You really have to wonder what the thought process of these morons are, at this point:

"Bill, it's the big day! We sent back a proposal that once again asked for everything we want, while demanding our opponents give up everything they want, and this time we think they will agree to our skillful negotiation because Magic. What do the polls say, Bill, what's our Q rating?"

"Well, 9 out of 10 CEO's describe themselves as 'aghast', every small business we call to discuss our platform tell us to 'Light yourself on fire', Wall Street is essentially telling us that stocks will plummet if we go through with this, and in every poll we take with ordinary citizens, the most popular answer ends up being a write-in option, 'I hope you get Super Aids and die'."

"I see. The message is clear, Bill...a secret message, that is. Obviously the respondents fear reprisal from the Main Stream Media, so they are coding their responses of 'Atta boy, go get 'em' and 'We're behind you100%'. Bill, tell the people manning the phones to start acknowledging these secret messages in some way, maybe touching their knows or winking knowingly."

"They don't use video phones, sir."

"You know I'm not a computer geek Bill, I didn't understand any of that. Anyway, I'm off to our secret underground lair to fornicate with St. Reagan's mummified penis."
2013-09-30 10:08:38 AM  
5 votes:

Aristocles: It's called strateegery.

Read a book sometime.


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2013-09-30 09:06:35 AM  
4 votes:

jakomo002: How in the world do such blatant and idiotic liars consistently get re-elected? Wow.


theeverlastinggopstoppers.com
This is Elbridge Gerry. FANS OF DEMOCRACY HATE THIS GUY!!!  Using his one little trick will keep you in office, even if public support is against you.
2013-09-30 09:00:15 AM  
4 votes:

d23: Ricardo Klement: The geniuses in the Tea Party are just gunning to minimize the 2014 midterm gains.

If they are working for the Democrats then they *are* all geniuses.  Somehow I doubt that's the case.


The Tea Party is performance art that failed to properly establish itself as satire, thus attracting a following of confused, delusional people who thought the original performers were actually serious.  My years long hatred of performance art in all its forms has been thoroughly vindicated since 2010.
2013-09-30 10:05:14 AM  
3 votes:
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National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue

CHOCOLATE CITY-After months of ceaseless debate, including last week's record 76-hour filibuster slap-bass solo from Senate Rubber Band Minority Leader Bootsy Collins (D-OH), the National Funk Congress is no closer to resolving its deadlock over the controversial "get up/get down" issue, insiders reported Monday.  "Get up-uh, get on up! Get up-uh, get on up!" shouted Getuplican Party supporters on the steps of the Capitol as the debate, as well as a massive 14-piece instrumental jam, raged within. The pro-up-getting demonstrators' chants were nearly drowned out by those of a nearby group of jungle-boogie Downocrats, who called upon all citizens to "Get down, get down!"The bitter "get up/get down" battle, which has polarized the nation's funk community, is part of a long-running battle between the two factions, rooted in more than 35 years of conflict over the direction in which the American people should shake it.

/even more troubling
2013-09-30 09:54:40 AM  
3 votes:

Heraclitus: Gee, what a surprise, no plan B.


You're surprised the anti-abortion party doesn't have Plan B?
2013-09-30 11:26:29 AM  
2 votes:
STOP! CALLING! HIM! BOB!
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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-30 09:12:44 AM  
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: "I have never foreseen a government shutdown and I continue not to see a government shutdown," said Rep. Rob Woodall (R-Ga.),

Oh, really, douchebag.


"But to us, here in Georgia, shutting down the government is not a drastic solution.  It may just be the only arrow we have left in our equipment."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVBg-ZVXKw

Do these retards understand that recording things means people can go back and listen to what they said at a later time?


Do puppets have memories?
2013-09-30 09:09:48 AM  
2 votes:

Aristocles: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Aristocles: House Republicans Really Believe Democrats Will Cave On Obamacare To Avoid A Government Shutdown

This is a moot point as the teabagger want a govt shut down and they want Obamacare to be defunded/repealed/improved.

It's really a win-win for teabagger.

Checkmate, BOB.

Like all conservatives, always willing to claim victory for winning a game where they can set up the pieces as they please.

It's called strateegery.

Read a book sometime.


Being born on third isn't a strategy.
2013-09-30 09:02:44 AM  
2 votes:

d23: farker99: The only problem is that the folks he represents think he is sane.

Issa, Bachman, Gohmert, King... this is the fruit of the idiots being about to put in their own districts and gerrymander.

It's time for computers to create districts.  Creating algorithms to do it is trivial.  We have to let the sane start speaking over the insane again.


I have this recurring dream where the DOJ finds some sort of technicality that allows the President to mandate nationwide computerized redistricting via Executive Order.  I always wake up with a large smile and sheets that need to be changed.
2013-09-30 08:49:14 AM  
2 votes:
If you were to call these people turds, you'd get an angry letter from the ATDL (Anti Turd-Defamation League) demanding you cease and desist from this pernicious slander of good turds everywhere. And they'd be right.
2013-09-30 01:01:17 PM  
1 votes:

Aristocles: House Republicans Really Believe Democrats Will Cave On Obamacare To Avoid A Government Shutdown

This is a moot point as the teabagger want a govt shut down and they want Obamacare to be defunded/repealed/improved.

It's really a win-win for teabagger.

Checkmate, BOB.


thanks ASS, i figured you would be here spamming
2013-09-30 12:06:09 PM  
1 votes:
""You're going from saying, 'Do away with Obamacare for good, total, ever, ever and ever,' to saying, 'Just delay it, suspend it, just for 12 months.' That's a big concession," said Rep. Scott Garrett (R-N.J.). "

I'll give you three guesses to what the GOP will do in 12 months if this proposal is accepted and the first two don't count.
2013-09-30 10:46:30 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-09-30 10:29:55 AM  
1 votes:

jayhawk88: "Well, 9 out of 10 CEO's describe themselves as 'aghast', every small business we call to discuss our platform tell us to 'Light yourself on fire', Wall Street is essentially telling us that stocks will plummet if we go through with this, and in every poll we take with ordinary citizens, the most popular answer ends up being a write-in option, 'I hope you get Super Aids and die'."


Thanks for the laugh.
2013-09-30 10:19:58 AM  
1 votes:
"We just need to stand firm. I think we may get Democrats on this," said Rep. Tom Massie (R-Ky.).

It's like watching Roscoe chase the Duke Boys.  The only question is which body of water his car will end up in.

One optimistic Republican, echoing many others, said that a delay ought to be agreeable since the GOP had started out with a much more extreme position. "You're going from saying, 'Do away with Obamacare for good, total, ever, ever and ever,' to saying, 'Just delay it, suspend it, just for 12 months.' That's a big concession," said Rep. Scott Garrett (R-N.J.).

See, initially we offered him a huge bowl of shiat, but now we're offering a cup of shiat, so he would be crazy not to accept this deal.
2013-09-30 09:34:11 AM  
1 votes:

Aristocles: House Republicans Really Believe Democrats Will Cave On Obamacare To Avoid A Government Shutdown

This is a moot point as the teabagger want a govt shut down and they want Obamacare to be defunded/repealed/improved.

It's really a win-win for teabagger.

Checkmate, BOB.


so, I was on vacation for a week and a half and didn't get on here at all, I see you're still trying that BOB thing, has it caught on yet?

also, after thinking about it, I've come to the conclusion that you really are the most brilliant troll there is on here, most of your posts are so comically nonsensical that I'm thinking you're just doing a bad character.

Bravo, sir.
2013-09-30 09:05:51 AM  
1 votes:
Really, this is all JOBOs fault - he could just bring an up or down vote in the house, and let the problem sort itself out. Pity JOBO is spineless.
2013-09-30 09:01:54 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: "Much of the GOP thinking seems to be rooted in the fact that Obama has already delayed some provisions. So why not delay the whole law? "

See Democrats?  Those of us who are prior Republicans tried to tell you.  Dealing with a conservative is like dealing with a teenager.  If you give in on something it is NOT seen as rational compromise.  It is seen as weakness.  It doesn't foster cooperation it encourages more conflict.

You all really need to learn how to set and maintain boundaries with these dirtbags.  Smack them down once, hard.  It will be a long time before they rise again.
2013-09-30 08:58:03 AM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Issa needs to be locked in a padded room far away from sharp flammable objects.


FTFY.
2013-09-30 08:43:07 AM  
1 votes:
They're belatedly trying to control the message and spin this in their favor.

The absolute GALL they have to try to blame this on the Democrats and the President is astounding, not to mention the manner in which they're going about this.

One optimistic Republican, echoing many others, said that a delay ought to be agreeable since the GOP had started out with a much more extreme position. "You're going from saying, 'Do away with Obamacare for good, total, ever, ever and ever,' to saying, 'Just delay it, suspend it, just for 12 months.' That's a big concession," said Rep. Scott Garrett (R-N.J.).

ARE YOU farkING KIDDING ME?
2013-09-30 08:41:59 AM  
1 votes:
Issa needs to be locked in a padded room far away from sharp objects.
2013-09-30 07:54:41 AM  
1 votes:
ilk.uvt.nl

The computer eventually did learn when to give up. These farktards are delusional.
 
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