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(Boston Herald)   Scott Brown sells home in MA, headlines a fundraiser in NH tonight and will totally, absolutely, positively, definitely not a possible senate candidate in NH, maybe.....no no, we'll stick with maybe...for now   (bostonherald.com ) divider line
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2013-09-30 07:57:53 AM  
Goddamn, I need to stop doing a rush job all over headlines just to get them out. Changing "will totally" to "totally " and toss in a "not be a possible senate candidate" and it would be a functioning headline.

oy, admins, if you would be so kind to me, on this. the day of my daughter's wedding. I would be much obliged. I may even buy you a beer
 
2013-09-30 08:55:48 AM  

somedude210: Goddamn, I need to stop doing a rush job all over headlines just to get them out. Changing "will totally" to "totally " and toss in a "not be a possible senate candidate" and it would be a functioning headline.

oy, admins, if you would be so kind to me, on this. the day of my daughter's wedding. I would be much obliged. I may even buy you a beer


So I'm not having a stroke, then....  Good to know.
 
2013-09-30 09:08:42 AM  

somedude210: Goddamn, I need to stop doing a rush job all over headlines just to get them out. Changing "will totally" to "totally " and toss in a "not be a possible senate candidate" and it would be a functioning headline.

oy, admins, if you would be so kind to me, on this. the day of my daughter's wedding. I would be much obliged. I may even buy you a beer


Congrats on your daughters wedding, SD. Will you be singing the Barackhemina rhapsody for the guests afterwards?
 
2013-09-30 09:29:06 AM  

Smoking GNU: Congrats on your daughters wedding, SD. Will you be singing the Barackhemina rhapsody for the guests afterwards?


*psst* i don't actually have a daughter. You need to rewatch Godfather part 1 again :-P

but I would totally sing that anywhere, but you gotta provide backup

/can't hit those high notes
 
2013-09-30 09:31:08 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: Congrats on your daughters wedding, SD. Will you be singing the Barackhemina rhapsody for the guests afterwards?

*psst* i don't actually have a daughter. You need to rewatch Godfather part 1 again :-P

but I would totally sing that anywhere, but you gotta provide backup

/can't hit those high notes


I've never seen any of the Godfather movies (well, started watching them, but then i usually just fall asleep 20 min in, which normally doesn't happen to me). That genre just isn't entertaining for me.
 
2013-09-30 09:31:48 AM  
Dear NH:

You can have the asshole.

Love,

Massachusetts
 
2013-09-30 09:33:35 AM  
He's all yours, NH... Keep him out of MA, please.
 
2013-09-30 09:36:03 AM  
I think he might be better suited to Texas but as long as he's out of this State I'm okay with it.

It'd be nice to watch him have to interact with Elizabeth Warren on a regular basis.
 
2013-09-30 09:49:37 AM  

Skarekrough: I think he might be better suited to Texas but as long as he's out of this State I'm okay with it.

It'd be nice to watch him have to interact with Elizabeth Warren on a regular basis.


Way too liberal for Texas.
 
2013-09-30 09:54:40 AM  
He will be welcomed by all the fake libertarians...
 
2013-09-30 10:02:39 AM  
There is no one in NH who can challenge Little Jeannie at this point...definately not a faux carpetbagger from Mass.

If you are looking for a deadman walking, politically, in this state you have to go out to 2016 and Kelly Ayotte. She will not be reelected, unless the Dems really really really screw up(and we all know that won't happen...riiiight???)
 
2013-09-30 10:03:14 AM  
I think he's more liberal than NH Democrats. He'll be eaten alive up there.
 
2013-09-30 10:15:59 AM  
Because if there is nothing NH residents love more than a person from Massachusetts. Welcome to NH, now go home... and pick up some alcohol and cigarettes on your way.
 
2013-09-30 10:18:31 AM  
http://freestateproject.org/

Glad to see Scott Brown is taking part in this.
 
2013-09-30 10:21:54 AM  

keylock71: He's all yours, NH... Keep him out of MA, please.


Exactly. One time I endorse carpetbagging.
 
2013-09-30 10:23:40 AM  

Carth: Because if there is nothing NH residents love more than a person from Massachusetts. Welcome to NH, now go home... and pick up some alcohol and cigarettes on your way.


It's easy to dismiss Scott Brown, but a closer look proves he's a lot more down-to-earth and electable than you think. For example, what if I told you that Scott Brown...drives a truck?


/It worked in Massachusetts.
 
2013-09-30 10:24:09 AM  
Brave Sir Scott Brown ran away.

Bravely ran away away!

When Warren reared her ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Scott Brown turned about,
And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Scott Brown!
 
2013-09-30 10:33:04 AM  

EvilEgg: Skarekrough: I think he might be better suited to Texas but as long as he's out of this State I'm okay with it.

It'd be nice to watch him have to interact with Elizabeth Warren on a regular basis.

Way too liberal for Texas.


I'm of the belief that given the opportunity let his true self show through he'd make members of the Klan blush.
 
2013-09-30 10:48:53 AM  

FarkedOver: http://freestateproject.org/

Glad to see Scott Brown is taking part in this.


you mean "free state" project...

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-09-30 10:51:54 AM  
Where does it say he sold his house?
 
2013-09-30 10:53:15 AM  

Headso: FarkedOver: http://freestateproject.org/

Glad to see Scott Brown is taking part in this.

you mean "free state" project...

[www.washingtonpost.com image 590x547]


I think the whole thing is a farking joke.  I think one of old friends from high school is part of this shiat movement.
 
2013-09-30 10:53:56 AM  
Well, Bye.
 
2013-09-30 11:05:21 AM  

FarkedOver: Dear NH:

You can have the asshole.

Love,

Massachusetts


Dear Massachusetts:

Like most that drive north to avoid the nickle in sales tax, we're good without this Masshole coming here

Respectfully,
New Hampshire
 
2013-09-30 11:13:41 AM  
Remember that the worst thing you can say about an attention whore is "Who?"
 
2013-09-30 11:19:04 AM  

Skarekrough: I think he might be better suited to Texas but as long as he's out of this State I'm okay with it.


New Hampshire is the Texas of New England.
 
2013-09-30 12:09:15 PM  
Yeah, but at least his wife is like totally hitable.
 
2013-09-30 12:14:08 PM  

mistrmind: Yeah, but at least his wife is like totally hitable.


his daughters aren't bad either, and totally legal

/where's that bikini pic of them?
 
2013-09-30 12:39:28 PM  

Aar1012: FarkedOver: Dear NH:

You can have the asshole.

Love,

Massachusetts

Dear Massachusetts:

Like most that drive north to avoid the nickle in sales tax, we're good without this Masshole coming here

Respectfully,
New Hampshire


Can we compromise? He can live in NH, but someone has to make this bumper sticker and he has put it on his truck, wife, dog, and children?

masshole.me
 
2013-09-30 01:41:05 PM  
Don't lump us proper Massholes in with this jackass.

/he was born in Maine, anyway
//probably couldn't tell you what a packie was
 
2013-09-30 02:35:16 PM  

lilbjorn: Where does it say he sold his house?


It's not in the linked article, but according to the Globe he put his house in MA up for sale.  It didn't sell yet.

I'm OK with this.  Have fun, NH.
 
2013-09-30 02:37:41 PM  

Saborlas: Don't lump us proper Massholes in with this jackass.

/he was born in Maine, anyway
//probably couldn't tell you what a packie was


He did go to High School in MA  in the '70s when the drinking age was "looks like you hit puberty" so long as it wasn't Friday or Saturday night, so I think he's got that one down.
 
2013-09-30 06:19:43 PM  
I was out with my family for dinner this past Saturday and he was there with his wife and daughters.  While waiting for a seat he left and when he returned his daughter was carrying a box and he was carrying her guitar and stand.  As he passed us I said "You're a roadie now?"
He was gracious , smiled and made some comment that I didn't quite hear.   Say what you will about his politics, but he seemed like a nice enough guy. I had met his daughter Ala about a year ago, again very friendly and cordial.
 
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