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(Fox News)   One year in a NYC prison costs almost as much as a whole Ivy League education. So let's just send them all to Harvard instead because BEST REALITY SHOW EVAR   (foxnews.com) divider line 21
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2013-09-30 07:37:48 AM
3 votes:
So someone could go from making meth to getting a degree in chemistry? Is this the anti-Walt?
2013-09-30 07:30:00 AM
3 votes:
Using announcer voice from COPS: TODAY ON HARVARD, MAXIMUM EDUCATIONAL FACILITY, THE WORST MEMBERS OF SOCIETY ALL IN ONCE PLACE
kgf
2013-09-30 12:15:53 PM
2 votes:
Costs less to send them to Penn State than to the state pen.
2013-09-30 11:09:30 AM
2 votes:

FlashHarry: Cheron: Barbaric.  If someone offends against society they should repay society by being humanly killed and broken up for parts.  A bullet waist useful tissue

a fair point. perhaps stunned and then poisoned. i do agree that their organs should be harvested for the use of the living. especially the young ones caught shoplifting or skipping school.



Well hang on a second there, I don't want any negroid organs in me!
Probably gonna make me turn black like that Korean war documentary I saw:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-09-30 09:01:19 AM
2 votes:
Even if Harvard were free, most people wouldn't take advantage of it because studyin be hard & sellin out aint right.
2013-09-30 08:51:32 AM
2 votes:

t3knomanser: homogeneous


Which is why my solution is to serve more milk in prisons.
2013-09-30 07:51:08 AM
2 votes:
I thought we were promised a cost reduction when they walled off Manhattan back in the 90s.
2013-09-30 01:49:58 PM
1 votes:

ornithopter: FlashHarry: Cheron: Barbaric.  If someone offends against society they should repay society by being humanly killed and broken up for parts.  A bullet waist useful tissue

a fair point. perhaps stunned and then poisoned. i do agree that their organs should be harvested for the use of the living. especially the young ones caught shoplifting or skipping school.

You can't reuse the parts if you poison them.


halal exsanguination?
2013-09-30 01:32:24 PM
1 votes:

kgf: Costs less to send them to Penn State than to the state pen.


Yes, but only one of them protects their cornholes.
2013-09-30 12:00:44 PM
1 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: A 9mm bullet cost about $.50.  Problem solved.


Oh Johnny, you are one seriously bad motherfarker.  Like Stalin. Except Stalin would have billed the family for the cost of the bullet.  Food for thought, eh?

You are also a bad motherfarker who, based on the $0.50 estimate, is spending way too much on ammo.
2013-09-30 11:00:05 AM
1 votes:
"No, Jack, you aren't supposed to bring your own Skull-and-Bones."
2013-09-30 09:56:04 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: Cheron: Barbaric.  If someone offends against society they should repay society by being humanly killed and broken up for parts.  A bullet waist useful tissue

a fair point. perhaps stunned and then poisoned. i do agree that their organs should be harvested for the use of the living. especially the young ones caught shoplifting or skipping school.


Oh yeah.  Let me know when a good set of sturdy 20 year old knees comes up for sale.
2013-09-30 09:27:29 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: SpankMeJohnny: A 9mm bullet cost about $.50.  Problem solved.

i agree. we should simply execute the entire prison population. it would be much cheaper. in fact, we could scrap the entire legal side of the criminal justice system and have the police execute people they stop, regardless of the offense. so whether you've been caught jaywalking or murdering your wife, you get a bullet to the head.

simple. effective. clean. ok, well not so clean, literally, but you know what i mean.


That would be Dredd-full
2013-09-30 09:22:23 AM
1 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: A 9mm bullet cost about $.50.  Problem solved.


i agree. we should simply execute the entire prison population. it would be much cheaper. in fact, we could scrap the entire legal side of the criminal justice system and have the police execute people they stop, regardless of the offense. so whether you've been caught jaywalking or murdering your wife, you get a bullet to the head.

simple. effective. clean. ok, well not so clean, literally, but you know what i mean.
2013-09-30 09:07:27 AM
1 votes:
Just give the inmates $400/day and let them go. See what happens. Make a reality show.
2013-09-30 08:06:20 AM
1 votes:

Cheron: On the scale of roommate crazy a meth addict and killer isn't that bad


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Perhaps.
2013-09-30 07:56:40 AM
1 votes:

Zeb Hesselgresser: The Muthaship: 8th Amendment violation, clearly.

Now I have to look it up, you #%$*, better be funny.


Mine wasn't, but yours is!
2013-09-30 07:55:58 AM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: 8th Amendment violation, clearly.


Now I have to look it up, you #%$*, better be funny.
2013-09-30 07:39:09 AM
1 votes:
On the scale of roommate crazy a meth addict and killer isn't that bad
2013-09-30 07:37:53 AM
1 votes:
Bad boys, bad boys wattchu gonna do? Wattchu gonna do when you're sent to school..

*repeat chorus*
2013-09-30 07:36:01 AM
1 votes:
8th Amendment violation, clearly.
 
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