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(Popoholic)   Spy Kids alumni Alexa Vega is all grown up and wants everyone to know it   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Alexa Vega, alumni Alexa, Jessica Alba, NCLR ALMA Awards  
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15298 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Sep 2013 at 8:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-30 07:36:36 AM  
6 votes:
We need a hot-but-trying-too-hard-to-be-hot-made-her-less-hot category.
2013-09-30 08:36:27 AM  
4 votes:
Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.
2013-10-01 12:35:08 AM  
2 votes:
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Anybody know who these kids are?  Any credits?

How about this one?

Okay, now, which one of these kids is Antonio?  Which one is Carla?  Which one is Alan?  Oh, right, none of them.  Because screw kid actors.  As a matter of fact, let's put the kids barely in the foreground.

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Okay, who are these kids again?  Because the movie poster still isn't giving them much credit.

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Nope, still not seeing it.  What about these new kids?

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Anybody?  Any credits here?

What about these?

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Tom Cruise... Tom Cruise... Tom Cruise... and Morgan Freeman.

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Here's Leo at the top.

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Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

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Here's a bunch over here.

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And here's three more.

So, yes, the girl that played in Spy Kids wants people to actually know she exists, and to know her name.  Because all of those successful movies certainly did a horrible job of that.
2013-09-30 08:45:18 AM  
2 votes:

Gulper Eel: We need a hot-but-trying-too-hard-to-be-hot-made-her-less-hot category.

Speak for yourself. Dressing up sexy isn't trying too hard IMO. Now if she stripped down naked in the middle of a photo op at an event like this and said "Look at me! I'm hot and I'm not a kid anymore!" Then she'd be trying too hard. But it still wouldn't make her less hot.
2013-09-30 04:36:36 PM  
1 vote:

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Makenzie Vega, her little sister, is cuter.

prove it

Here you go.
2013-09-30 11:04:12 AM  
1 vote:
Carla Gugino is still the best looking person without a Y-chromosome to have appeared in Spy Kids.
2013-09-30 10:35:26 AM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Is it just me, or is her head too big for her body?

I don't think so in this case.  But Selina Gomez ... definitely.  Most photos of her look like a teen's head badly photoshopped onto an adult's body.
2013-09-30 08:52:55 AM  
1 vote:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Dressing up sexy isn't trying too hard IMO.

Even the dimmest farker is plenty capable of locating and appreciating boobies without the HEY! OVER HERE! TITTEHS! that dress is screaming.
2013-09-30 08:49:33 AM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.
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