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2013-09-30 11:26:48 AM  

abhorrent1: spy kids


Why don't you have a seat over there. Yes, the seat right next to mine.
 
2013-09-30 11:28:56 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Great, another 25 year old married to a middle-aged guy. What about me? I'm old, fat, hairy, slow and disgusting, when do I get a 25 year old gymnast?


1) If you're referring to who I think you are, Sean Covel is 37, which isn't quite middle age. It's on the cusp.
2) She's no longer married to him. She filed for divorce in July 2012 when he was 36 (which is 1 year further from middle age than 37 for those doing the math).
3) The guy she's engaged to, Carlos Pena, Jr., is 24 and good-looking:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Pena,_Jr.

There, now do you feel better?
 
2013-09-30 11:31:39 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Quantum Apostrophe: Great, another 25 year old married to a middle-aged guy. What about me? I'm old, fat, hairy, slow and disgusting, when do I get a 25 year old gymnast?

1) If you're referring to who I think you are, Sean Covel is 37, which isn't quite middle age. It's on the cusp.
2) She's no longer married to him. She filed for divorce in July 2012 when he was 36 (which is 1 year further from middle age than 37 for those doing the math).
3) The guy she's engaged to, Carlos Pena, Jr., is 24 and good-looking:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Pena,_Jr.

There, now do you feel better?


No, not really. But you sound like you could use a cigarette.
 
2013-09-30 11:32:33 AM  
I'd certainly touch her breasts.
 
2013-09-30 11:37:23 AM  

theorellior: I'll amend my statement: as long as she keeps her tongue in her mouth and doesn't truss herself up in pink latex like a young fryer going in the oven.


You wrap chickens in pink latex before putting them in the oven? That's... interesting, but probably not the healthiest idea. Why not pretend they're Lady Gaga instead and wrap them in tinfoil?
 
2013-09-30 11:38:38 AM  
I've seen photo line ups like this before... but where's the one where the dress is off and her legs are up by her ears?
 
2013-09-30 11:42:52 AM  

EdgeRunner: You wrap chickens in pink latex before putting them in the oven? That's... interesting, but probably not the healthiest idea. Why not pretend they're Lady Gaga instead and wrap them in tinfoil?


Actually, I prefer to wrap them in Kermit the Frog puppets.

/Don't tell anyone.
 
2013-09-30 11:55:15 AM  

docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.


Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.
 
2013-09-30 11:59:31 AM  
If she really wants us to know that, let's see her in a very seriously adult role. Anne Hathaway, Anna Paquin and others have proven that it can be done.
 
2013-09-30 12:07:48 PM  

jeanwearinfool: I've seen photo line ups like this before... but where's the one where the dress is off and her legs are up by her ears?



Brazzers.com
 
2013-09-30 12:13:09 PM  

theorellior: EdgeRunner: You wrap chickens in pink latex before putting them in the oven? That's... interesting, but probably not the healthiest idea. Why not pretend they're Lady Gaga instead and wrap them in tinfoil?

Actually, I prefer to wrap them in Kermit the Frog puppets.

/Don't tell anyone.


If you're wrapping up a nice pair of breasts, I prefer a tight Elmo shirt.
www.teecompressed.com
 
2013-09-30 12:32:56 PM  
Twenty five already divorced and engaged again. Not a good sign for her but I couldn't care less. Just start doing nude scenes in your movies, everyday life, orange juice commercials.
 
2013-09-30 12:51:41 PM  

Bendal: She definitely looks hittable to me.


Wow....no tattoos!  Which, if one evaluates this fact based upon the Bieber/Miley scale, it's....um....um...OK, I can't actually finish this one.  But for me it's a good thing.

/i.e. I don't think Bieber and Miley are "edgy/cool" for getting tatts
//more like "douchey"
///not ragging tatts, just the two above
 
2013-09-30 12:56:42 PM  
It's probably just me but in that picture with Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba, who are both about 10 years older than her, she looks older than both of them. It's not that she doesn't look good, but those two....wow.
 
2013-09-30 01:13:06 PM  
Wow, Dania Ramirez got really fat!

/looks like too many cervezas
 
2013-09-30 01:18:45 PM  

FrancoFile: Is it just me, or is her head too big for her body?


No, that's what we call "TV head". It looks fine in a certain aspect ratio, but a little Lannister in person.
 
2013-09-30 01:44:16 PM  
You know who else is unbearably hot now? The chick that played Lavagirl.
 
2013-09-30 02:10:17 PM  
she's mine, i saw her first
 
2013-09-30 02:12:41 PM  
She has a Pippa Middleton look about her. Makenzie Vega, her little sister, is cuter.
 
2013-09-30 03:10:51 PM  
Makenzie Vega, her little sister, is cuter.

prove it
 
2013-09-30 03:13:30 PM  

grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.


Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.
 
2013-09-30 04:05:30 PM  

jaytkay: grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.

Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.


Incorrect.  Ally Sheedy was story about the 40 thieves in Baghdad.  You're thinking of Alli Orlistat.
 
2013-09-30 04:06:06 PM  

Sybarite: I think maybe she has a closet full of dresses like that.


She sort of looks like another of daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.
 
2013-09-30 04:14:07 PM  

dittybopper: jaytkay: grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.

Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.

Incorrect.  Ally Sheedy was story about the 40 thieves in Baghdad.  You're thinking of Alli Orlistat.


Oh yeah, the birther queen from Russia.
 
2013-09-30 04:36:36 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Makenzie Vega, her little sister, is cuter.

prove it



Here you go.
 
2013-09-30 05:13:08 PM  

jaytkay: dittybopper: jaytkay: grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.

Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.

Incorrect.  Ally Sheedy was story about the 40 thieves in Baghdad.  You're thinking of Alli Orlistat.

Oh yeah, the birther queen from Russia.


No, that was Alina Kabaeva. The Birther Queen you were thinking of was Natalie Romanova.
 
2013-09-30 05:52:27 PM  

The Muthaship: This thread is so gay it should have track lighting.


I'm totally remembering this one. I've never heard it before but it is awesome.
 
2013-09-30 06:46:11 PM  

Girl Sailor: The Muthaship: This thread is so gay it should have track lighting.

I'm totally remembering this one. I've never heard it before but it is awesome.


And a toaster oven.
Would try to work in an Anne Frank/ South Pacific reference but I'm still snorting beer out my nose front the QA/ theorellior post "as soon as you print one"
/go fark and all y'all :D
 
2013-09-30 07:06:03 PM  

jaytkay: dittybopper: jaytkay: grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.

Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.

Incorrect.  Ally Sheedy was story about the 40 thieves in Baghdad.  You're thinking of Alli Orlistat.

Oh yeah, the birther queen from Russia.


You're thinking of Joey Chicago. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis. He was killed in the ring by Tex Colorado, the Arizona Assassin.
 
2013-09-30 07:09:19 PM  

agent00pi: jaytkay: dittybopper: jaytkay: grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.

Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.

Incorrect.  Ally Sheedy was story about the 40 thieves in Baghdad.  You're thinking of Alli Orlistat.

Oh yeah, the birther queen from Russia.

No, that was Alina Kabaeva. The Birther Queen you were thinking of was Natalie Romanova.


I think that was actually the young New York realtor who turned out to be a Russian spy who attacked Wolfgang puck with a polonium-laced umbrella tip. You were thinking of Anna Chlumsky.
 
2013-09-30 07:32:03 PM  
If you are going to pay money for a good boob job, you should go ahead and show them off.
 
2013-09-30 07:56:00 PM  
I just worked with her on a film about the rapture.

/It's exactly what you think it is.
 
2013-09-30 07:59:35 PM  

bill4935: agent00pi: jaytkay: dittybopper: jaytkay: grinding_journalist: docmattic: WippitGuud: theorellior: LonMead: SatansLittleHelper: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: Alumni is masculine plural.  In this case, you want feminine singular, which is alumna.

No, alumna is a kind of metal know for it's strength and light weight.  You're thinking of alhambra.

No, Alhambra is the ballroom in the Sedgewick Hotel from Ghostbusters. You're thinking of alberta.

No, Alberta is where the bad guys in the movie Taken are from. You mean Armalite.

You guys are really dumb. Armalite is that yeast stuff you're supposed to spread thinly on toast. You're thinking of algebra.

No no NO! Algebras are the American version of crocodiles. You're thinking of Al Gore.

Again, wrong.  You really meant to discuss Sasha Baron Cohen's white wanna-be rapper alter-ego Ali G.

Wrong again, Flanders. Ali G was that French movie about that girl and her offbeat, wacky adventures. You're thinking of Muhammud Ali.

Ummm, no. Muhammud Ali was the DC sniper. You're thinking of Ally Sheedy.

Incorrect.  Ally Sheedy was story about the 40 thieves in Baghdad.  You're thinking of Alli Orlistat.

Oh yeah, the birther queen from Russia.

No, that was Alina Kabaeva. The Birther Queen you were thinking of was Natalie Romanova.

I think that was actually the young New York realtor who turned out to be a Russian spy who attacked Wolfgang puck with a polonium-laced umbrella tip. You were thinking of Anna Chlumsky.


No, Anna Chlumsky was the dim-witted walrus friend of Tennessee Tuxedo. You were thinking of Noah Chomsky.
 
2013-09-30 10:06:17 PM  

DBrandisNC: I just worked with her on a film about the rapture.

/It's exactly what you think it is.


Jurassic Park IV?
 
2013-09-30 10:23:18 PM  

Chevello: DBrandisNC: I just worked with her on a film about the rapture.

/It's exactly what you think it is.

Jurassic Park IV?


Basically. But with Jesus.
 
2013-10-01 12:35:08 AM  
www.movieposter.com

Anybody know who these kids are?  Any credits?

How about this one?

Okay, now, which one of these kids is Antonio?  Which one is Carla?  Which one is Alan?  Oh, right, none of them.  Because screw kid actors.  As a matter of fact, let's put the kids barely in the foreground.

images.moviepostershop.com

Okay, who are these kids again?  Because the movie poster still isn't giving them much credit.

www.movieposter.com

Nope, still not seeing it.  What about these new kids?

www.disneydreaming.com

Anybody?  Any credits here?

What about these?

comicattack.net

Tom Cruise... Tom Cruise... Tom Cruise... and Morgan Freeman.


www.1stwebdesigner.com

Here's Leo at the top.

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

www.wot.gr

Here's a bunch over here.

paintings-art-picture.com

And here's three more.

So, yes, the girl that played in Spy Kids wants people to actually know she exists, and to know her name.  Because all of those successful movies certainly did a horrible job of that.
 
2013-10-01 10:23:51 AM  

FrancoFile: Is it just me, or is her head too big for her body?


Perhaps she should give some of that head away.
 
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