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2004-01-16 10:54:23 AM
$1Billion for faith based credit counseling.
 
2004-01-16 11:43:52 AM
225 billion for a collector's item original Tickle-Me Elmo and his two front teeth for Christmas.

Ooh voting!
 
2004-01-16 11:46:14 AM
15/His reelection campaign.
 
2004-01-16 11:50:04 AM
Bush is asking for $3 billion for new skeletons for the Skull & Bones Society.

3Horn
 
2004-01-16 11:51:28 AM
$2 Billion for new links on the main page.
 
2004-01-16 11:51:32 AM
$200 billion for lesbian porno featuring the Olsen Twins
 
2004-01-16 11:52:04 AM
$40 for 20,000 Fark impressions or 1% for $150
 
2004-01-16 11:52:15 AM
One billion dollars for DUI defense team.
 
2004-01-16 11:52:23 AM
$5.5 billion for more coke and pu$$y than you can shake a stick at.
 
2004-01-16 11:53:31 AM
$5 billion for to poop on.
 
2004-01-16 11:53:31 AM
$3 billion for blast-proof fencing at the National Zoo in Washington, DC
 
2004-01-16 11:53:42 AM
152 billyun to rip the icehole out of the constitution and replace it with a leaking spigot.
 
2004-01-16 11:53:43 AM
$1 billion for a frickin' laser

/oldandbusted
 
2004-01-16 11:53:54 AM
Bush asking for $87 Billion for new country called Ameriraq.
 
2004-01-16 11:54:18 AM

1 billion for a tank that the Democratic nominee can take a ride in during the General Election.


 
2004-01-16 11:54:28 AM
"$" and "billion" words for his magnetic poetry set


/new at this
 
2004-01-16 11:54:38 AM
$1B to teach Britney about the sanctity of marriage
 
2004-01-16 11:55:34 AM
Bush is asking for $100 Billion Dollars for his secret underground lair in an active island volcano.
 
2004-01-16 11:55:37 AM
600 billion to conquer the entire middle east and relocate the citizens of those nations to a moon station and/or Mars.
 
2004-01-16 11:55:40 AM
wizard/brain
 
2004-01-16 11:56:24 AM
10 billion for someone to figure out how to plant thousands of tons of chemical weapons in Iraq without being detected
 
2004-01-16 11:56:45 AM
Magic Eightball

/with voting greatness
 
2004-01-16 11:56:54 AM
Too much money for something that won't help Americans do anything.
 
2004-01-16 11:57:10 AM
$5 billion for a Hot Karl from this man:

The incomparable, Charles Nelson Reilly
 
2004-01-16 11:57:17 AM
$1.2 billion Phonics for On Hooked set book.
 
2004-01-16 11:57:35 AM
$1 billion to go 15 rounds with Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis simultaneously.
 
2004-01-16 11:57:37 AM
3 billion to put a man on the moon.
Wish it was a joke. I guess it is really.
 
2004-01-16 11:57:49 AM
$8 billion dollars and a candy bar for....

/resurrecting near-cliches
 
2004-01-16 11:57:49 AM
Bush is asking for $200 Billion for something that is NOT a cocaine habit. **cough**
 
2004-01-16 11:57:53 AM
1000000000 for police state oh we have that now sorry
 
2004-01-16 11:58:41 AM
$50 billion to help his old buddy Tom Hicks pay A-Rod.
 
2004-01-16 11:58:50 AM
$100 million to buy the Democrats a clue
 
2004-01-16 11:59:26 AM
Now with voting goodness...

$10 billion for a way to steal the election again

/totally serious
 
2004-01-16 11:59:58 AM
$87 billion for Dick Cheney and Halliburton.

oh, wait, already done that
 
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2004-01-16 11:59:58 AM
1 billion dollars for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads



(shameful)
 
2004-01-16 12:00:03 PM
Bush asking for $10 billion for the democrats - so they can purchase a clue.

nowhere near enough, tho'
 
2004-01-16 12:00:04 PM
Bush is asking for $100 Billion for WMD's, with the stipulation that the check is signed by Hussein.
 
2004-01-16 12:00:33 PM
Bush asking for $25 billion to supply nation with comboy boots, hats
 
2004-01-16 12:00:40 PM
Bush asking for eleventy billion for umm... "I'm the commander, I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation...."
G. W. Bush
 
2004-01-16 12:01:21 PM
100 billion to bribe special interest groups/lobbyists to get him re-elected in 2004..oh wait that wont be enough..he might as well bribe all american citizens too...make that 200 billion
 
2004-01-16 12:01:22 PM
$2.99 for a bag of Rold Gold
 
2004-01-16 12:01:36 PM
$10 trillion for tax-cut and spend conservatives.
 
2004-01-16 12:01:42 PM
500 billion for 400 billion

Hey I submited this! Who stole it from me? (Or did great minds think alike?)
 
2004-01-16 12:01:45 PM
150 billion for the next made for television episode of America goes to war.
 
2004-01-16 12:01:48 PM
Bush is asking for $1 Billion for six-inch shrimp for all Americans!
 
2004-01-16 12:01:52 PM
Bush asks for 'As many as it takes' billion for second term
 
2004-01-16 12:02:11 PM
$100 billion for hot cocoa sampler boxes for everybody!

/I'm with you, Trystera.
//Now you can vote for your share.
 
2004-01-16 12:02:25 PM
$83 billion to help restructure THIS country after the Bush clone wars in 2004.
 
2004-01-16 12:02:27 PM
 
2004-01-16 12:02:52 PM
Eleventy billion / God's indifference
 
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