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(Gawker)   Father-of-the-Year injects his 4 year old son with heroin, ketamine, morphine and codeine because divorce is about to be finalized   (gawker.com) divider line 23
    More: Sick, Seattle Children's Hospital, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, morphine, heroin, Ex-wife  
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10681 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2013 at 5:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-29 10:34:47 PM  
4 votes:
If I had to be the attorney who represented this sh*t slice in either his criminal or custody hearing, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just rather shred my license.
2013-09-30 06:01:15 AM  
3 votes:
Give him lots of heroin.
Make sure that monkey on his back brought along the whole troop.
Dry him out.
Repeat as many times as his heart holds out
2013-09-30 01:10:45 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: Seems like overkill. You'd think heroin would be enough to kill a 4-year-old.


And yet, it didn't. Might have permanently farked him up, though. My heart goes out to the mom and kid. What a nightmare.

On a semi-related topic, would it be irony if he was found guilty of attempted murder and sentenced to death by lethal injection?
2013-09-30 12:45:07 PM  
2 votes:

trappedspirit: Or, the mom shows up to pick up the kid and finds the dad passed out with a syringe and thinks she can wipe the whole slate clean.


I wondered how long it would take for someone to blame the mother. Less than 50 comments. I expected it to be sooner, honestly.
2013-09-30 09:41:36 AM  
2 votes:
I'm all about some people having bad upbringings and all that, but what this guy did was beyond any kind of explanation or rehabilitation. This is the sort of thing I'd consider a felony. I'm glad he's being charged with attempted murder and I hope they add a lot more charges if the kid suffers from this.
2013-09-30 06:32:31 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-30 12:43:20 AM  
2 votes:

bunner: If I had to be the attorney who represented this sh*t slice in either his criminal or custody hearing, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just rather shred my license.


Ariel Castro is the definition of a monster. This guy is an amateur
2013-09-29 11:17:23 PM  
2 votes:
Not the best thing to help with custody..

What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.
2013-09-30 05:31:11 PM  
1 votes:
Things I would do:
1. Quickly pick up syringe that's left, pump what's left and what I could find in the man. Scrub the needle free of my fingerprints quickly.
2. Rush son to hospital!
3. Pray the overdose kills that piece of shiat of a man.
2013-09-30 01:38:46 PM  
1 votes:

fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?


Heh. You have obviously never spent any time in family court. She probably would have lost custody if she hadn't.

My ex was just going to shoot our kid. He must have been a much nicer guy than this one. I mean--yeah, that's what they told me.
2013-09-30 12:51:53 PM  
1 votes:

Ronin_S: fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?

Maybe she had to because the court said so?


TFA makes it sound like they were still living together.

/if only there were still such things as competent writers
//or even editors
2013-09-30 12:15:59 PM  
1 votes:
Look on the bright side: at least this kid still has his eyes.
2013-09-30 10:14:12 AM  
1 votes:

Pawn takes the King: Not the best thing to help with custody..

What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.


I don't think this was about custody, but rather a failed murder-suicide.
2013-09-30 09:22:16 AM  
1 votes:
Definitely in the TOP 5 for Father-of-the-year.
2013-09-30 08:55:10 AM  
1 votes:

Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.


I think this would be an appropriate case for testing the literal application of bleach to the eyeballs.... we keep saying it, might as well see what happens while we have the chance.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-30 08:49:10 AM  
1 votes:
Give him liberal doses of LSD, then make him sit through slasher and Fellini movies. until he has a f%#@king heart attack from the visual overload.
Also, add in people in costumes right next to him and disco lights in the room. Make his mind blow straight outta his skull.
Oh yeah, and testicular electrocution, too.
2013-09-30 08:19:55 AM  
1 votes:

fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?


Maybe she had to because the court said so?
2013-09-30 07:37:07 AM  
1 votes:
Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?
2013-09-30 03:49:17 AM  
1 votes:

Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?


strap on
2013-09-30 01:55:37 AM  
1 votes:
Life in General Population. Let nature take its course.
2013-09-30 01:34:53 AM  
1 votes:

Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.


This.
2013-09-30 01:32:17 AM  
1 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: fusillade762: Seems like overkill. You'd think heroin would be enough to kill a 4-year-old.

And yet, it didn't. Might have permanently farked him up, though. My heart goes out to the mom and kid. What a nightmare.

On a semi-related topic, would it be irony if he was found guilty of attempted murder and sentenced to death by lethal injection?


It would be. But attempted murder doesn't carry the death penalty in Washington. That and there have only been 3 lethal injections since they switched from hanging in 1998.

In other news: WA has been hanging people as recently as 1994.
2013-09-29 10:38:01 PM  
1 votes:
It's final now, you worthless piece of sh*t
 
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