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(Gawker)   Father-of-the-Year injects his 4 year old son with heroin, ketamine, morphine and codeine because divorce is about to be finalized   (gawker.com) divider line 70
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2013-09-29 10:34:47 PM
If I had to be the attorney who represented this sh*t slice in either his criminal or custody hearing, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just rather shred my license.
 
2013-09-29 10:38:01 PM
It's final now, you worthless piece of sh*t
 
2013-09-29 11:17:23 PM
Not the best thing to help with custody..

What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.
 
2013-09-29 11:36:33 PM
Well sure, NOW it is.
 
2013-09-29 11:52:28 PM
Hell, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.
 
2013-09-30 12:30:20 AM
Seems like overkill. You'd think heroin would be enough to kill a 4-year-old.
 
2013-09-30 12:43:20 AM

bunner: If I had to be the attorney who represented this sh*t slice in either his criminal or custody hearing, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just rather shred my license.


Ariel Castro is the definition of a monster. This guy is an amateur
 
2013-09-30 01:10:45 AM

fusillade762: Seems like overkill. You'd think heroin would be enough to kill a 4-year-old.


And yet, it didn't. Might have permanently farked him up, though. My heart goes out to the mom and kid. What a nightmare.

On a semi-related topic, would it be irony if he was found guilty of attempted murder and sentenced to death by lethal injection?
 
2013-09-30 01:32:17 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: fusillade762: Seems like overkill. You'd think heroin would be enough to kill a 4-year-old.

And yet, it didn't. Might have permanently farked him up, though. My heart goes out to the mom and kid. What a nightmare.

On a semi-related topic, would it be irony if he was found guilty of attempted murder and sentenced to death by lethal injection?


It would be. But attempted murder doesn't carry the death penalty in Washington. That and there have only been 3 lethal injections since they switched from hanging in 1998.

In other news: WA has been hanging people as recently as 1994.
 
2013-09-30 01:34:53 AM

Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.


This.
 
2013-09-30 01:52:18 AM

Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.


How do you inject someone with heroine?
 
2013-09-30 01:55:37 AM
Life in General Population. Let nature take its course.
 
2013-09-30 02:19:37 AM

Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?


I didn't catch that. I guess you shrink them down, Fantastic Voyage-style, and then inject.
 
2013-09-30 02:23:41 AM

Abacus9: Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?

I didn't catch that. I guess you shrink them down, Fantastic Voyage-style, and then inject.


I was thinking a blender, but okay, that works, too.
 
2013-09-30 03:11:28 AM

Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?


You have to find a squirter...
 
2013-09-30 03:49:17 AM

Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?


strap on
 
2013-09-30 04:09:17 AM

Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?


Trap?
 
2013-09-30 04:47:00 AM

dahmers love zombie: Hell, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.


that's what i was thinking
 
2013-09-30 06:01:15 AM
Give him lots of heroin.
Make sure that monkey on his back brought along the whole troop.
Dry him out.
Repeat as many times as his heart holds out
 
2013-09-30 06:08:46 AM

bunner: If I had to be the attorney who represented this sh*t slice in either his criminal or custody hearing, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just rather shred my license.


"this guy isn't worth defending your honour, PEACE OUT!"

/mic drop
 
2013-09-30 06:32:31 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-30 07:05:54 AM
Louis Creed can explain, though. Just hear him out.
 
2013-09-30 07:06:14 AM

No Time To Explain: bunner: If I had to be the attorney who represented this sh*t slice in either his criminal or custody hearing, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just rather shred my license.

"this guy isn't worth defending your honour, PEACE OUT!"

/mic drop


Someone should post his bail.

When he's never heard from again, I doubt anyone will even look into it.
 
2013-09-30 07:19:35 AM
This was a Pullitzer story some decades ago. It proved to be false.
 
2013-09-30 07:30:50 AM
There, but for the grace of God, go I.
 
2013-09-30 07:37:07 AM
Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?
 
2013-09-30 07:48:29 AM
Subby, I don't know where you are from, but this would seem to be a very bad father, not a father of the year.
 
2013-09-30 08:19:55 AM

fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?


Maybe she had to because the court said so?
 
2013-09-30 08:21:11 AM
Ketamine is fun
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-30 08:49:10 AM
Give him liberal doses of LSD, then make him sit through slasher and Fellini movies. until he has a f%#@king heart attack from the visual overload.
Also, add in people in costumes right next to him and disco lights in the room. Make his mind blow straight outta his skull.
Oh yeah, and testicular electrocution, too.
 
2013-09-30 08:55:10 AM

Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.


I think this would be an appropriate case for testing the literal application of bleach to the eyeballs.... we keep saying it, might as well see what happens while we have the chance.
 
2013-09-30 09:15:00 AM

dahmers love zombie: Hell, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.


I believe they made a movie about it too...

/Something about a Hangover or something...
 
2013-09-30 09:22:16 AM
Definitely in the TOP 5 for Father-of-the-year.
 
2013-09-30 09:41:36 AM
I'm all about some people having bad upbringings and all that, but what this guy did was beyond any kind of explanation or rehabilitation. This is the sort of thing I'd consider a felony. I'm glad he's being charged with attempted murder and I hope they add a lot more charges if the kid suffers from this.
 
2013-09-30 09:47:29 AM
storage.canoe.ca

Takes notes...
 
2013-09-30 10:14:12 AM

Pawn takes the King: Not the best thing to help with custody..

What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.


I don't think this was about custody, but rather a failed murder-suicide.
 
2013-09-30 10:33:23 AM

Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?


Modified wooden toilet paper roller.
 
2013-09-30 10:53:42 AM
Or, the mom shows up to pick up the kid and finds the dad passed out with a syringe and thinks she can wipe the whole slate clean.
 
2013-09-30 11:19:46 AM

trappedspirit: Or, the mom shows up to pick up the kid and finds the dad passed out with a syringe and thinks she can wipe the whole slate clean.


DING! DING!. I got a similar notion when I heard there was a "syringe full of drugs" laying on the child's chest. That has to be bullshiat, and makes me suspect the mother too.

In any scenario that results in the father passing out from an OD, he had to inject himself last. He either ends up with an empty syringe, or one he passed out in the middle of injecting himself.

There is no logical scenario that ends with him refilling a syringe and leaving it on the son. Doesn't mean he deserves custody, it just shows that the child needs to be put into foster care.
 
2013-09-30 11:21:37 AM
Sounds like the kid was going through a rough time and wanted to party a little. They're getting married younger and younger these days...
 
2013-09-30 11:27:39 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-30 11:57:32 AM
At least my dad only shot himself when my mom wanted a divorce...didn't even do that right.
 
2013-09-30 12:15:59 PM
Look on the bright side: at least this kid still has his eyes.
 
2013-09-30 12:17:17 PM

log_jammin: Sid_6.7: Abacus9: Pawn takes the King: What a piece of shiat. If I were the judge I'd order him to be strapped down to a death table to be injected with heroine & adrenaline repeatedly.

This.

How do you inject someone with heroine?

strap on


I heard Wonder Woman was kinky, with the rope and whatnot.
 
2013-09-30 12:17:41 PM

SordidEuphemism: Look on the bright side: at least this kid still has his eyes.


You are making me hungry
 
2013-09-30 12:36:43 PM
www.duncanins.com
 
2013-09-30 12:45:07 PM

trappedspirit: Or, the mom shows up to pick up the kid and finds the dad passed out with a syringe and thinks she can wipe the whole slate clean.


I wondered how long it would take for someone to blame the mother. Less than 50 comments. I expected it to be sooner, honestly.
 
2013-09-30 12:51:53 PM

Ronin_S: fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Ok.. so the mom knows he has a problem with drugs to the point where she wanted drug testing as part of the divorce... and she leaves the kid with him anyway.... maybe not the best parent either?

Maybe she had to because the court said so?


TFA makes it sound like they were still living together.

/if only there were still such things as competent writers
//or even editors
 
2013-09-30 12:56:36 PM
I wanna party with this guy!

/Once may be too much.
 
2013-09-30 01:13:05 PM
girltomom.com
 
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