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(YouTube)   Byamba vs Kelly: First you turn the sound way, way down, then prepare yourself for the greatest Sumo video you'll see today   (youtube.com) divider line 17
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2013-09-29 05:33:49 PM
Also the worst. :)

Seriously, what makes that "great"? I know next to zero about sumo, so I have no way of judging if that's in any way more or less interesting than any other match.
 
2013-09-29 06:09:29 PM
That guy has to close to 400 pounds. That's impressive
 
2013-09-29 07:21:22 PM
You mean, the worst.  Kelly was way off from the start, and the moment he let Byamba get hold of his waistband, it was farking over.  He thought his size and aggression would make up for lack of talent and experience.  Classic overconfident 'Murrican bullshiat.
 
2013-09-29 07:35:04 PM
Is body slamming allowed in sumo wrestling?
I thought you were just supposed to push the other guy out of the ring.
 
2013-09-29 08:29:26 PM
no subby this the greatest sumo video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2itSyAO3Qs
 
2013-09-29 08:30:11 PM
The morbidly obese guy on the right had terrible technique compared to the morbidly obese guy on the left. He failed to get his weight down and centered.
 
2013-09-29 08:30:30 PM
I didn't even know there was a U.S. Open for sumo wrestling.
Live and learn.
 
2013-09-29 09:06:39 PM
You mean THIS is the greatest sumo video, right subby??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5LF8dwd-8
 
2013-09-29 11:05:30 PM

NutWrench: Is body slamming allowed in sumo wrestling?
I thought you were just supposed to push the other guy out of the ring.


You can either push him out of the ring or make any part of his body other than the bottoms of his feet touch the ground.  There are 82 recognized winning techniques - this particular move appears to be
Tsuriotoshi 吊り落とし  (lifting body slam)

The banned moves are things like closed fist strikes, hair pulling, grabbing the throat or groin, striking the solar plexus, kicks to the chest or waist, bending back fingers, and simultaneously striking both ears with your palms.
 
2013-09-29 11:15:58 PM
Who were the jackasses screaming?
 
2013-09-29 11:18:25 PM
Who were the jackasses screaming?

dsriggs: You mean THIS is the greatest sumo video, right subby??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5LF8dwd-8


Was that supposed to be funny?
 
2013-09-30 02:30:52 AM

HotWingAgenda: The morbidly obese guy on the right had terrible technique compared to the morbidly obese guy on the left. He failed to get his weight down and centered.


Sumo wrestlers are usually actually very healthy.
 
2013-09-30 02:55:49 AM

lewismarktwo: Sumo wrestlers are usually actually very healthy.


But, but, but..... BMI! Even though my favorite football player is probably 'morbidly obese' according to BMI, he gets an exemption because of how much he works out. Those sumo wrestlers just eat lots of food to gain weight to throw around in the ring. There's no way that a country's traditional national sport could be more psychically demanding than my last boot camp at my fitness center.
 
2013-09-30 09:33:57 AM

Toriko: lewismarktwo: Sumo wrestlers are usually actually very healthy.

But, but, but..... BMI! Even though my favorite football player is probably 'morbidly obese' according to BMI, he gets an exemption because of how much he works out. Those sumo wrestlers just eat lots of food to gain weight to throw around in the ring. There's no way that a country's traditional national sport could be more psychically demanding than my last boot camp at my fitness center.


That sumo wrestler just picked up and threw down another sumo wrestler.  I would say there is more going on than just eating and bulking up.
 
2013-09-30 04:53:58 PM

lewismarktwo: HotWingAgenda: The morbidly obese guy on the right had terrible technique compared to the morbidly obese guy on the left. He failed to get his weight down and centered.

Sumo wrestlers are usually actually very healthy.


I guess I could google it but do you know how long sumo wrestlers live and what do they of (on average)?
 
2013-09-30 05:29:56 PM

talkertopc: lewismarktwo: HotWingAgenda: The morbidly obese guy on the right had terrible technique compared to the morbidly obese guy on the left. He failed to get his weight down and centered.

Sumo wrestlers are usually actually very healthy.

I guess I could google it but do you know how long sumo wrestlers live and what do they of (on average)?


Well, first off, they're usually Japanese... so they live a long time.  They are also usually vegetarian or pescetarian so that ups the average.  But even other than all that they work out and are in shape.. under the fat.

http://www.thedoctorweighsin.com/why-don%E2%80%99t-sumo-wrestlers-di e- of-heart-disease/

Turns out being fat is just a symptom of being out of shape... unless your goal is to be fat AND in shape.
 
2013-10-01 01:25:06 AM
 
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