PowerSlacker: What actually happened in English:
proteus_b: PowerSlacker: What actually happened in English:Thanks, I also had to read the article in order to understand. The head line was impossible. To read. Fark---because it was badly written!
PowerSlacker: What actually happened in English:Miami's pitcher through 9 no hit innings.
idesofmarch: Or, you know, you could, like, learn how to read.
chimp_ninja: PowerSlacker: What actually happened in English:Miami's pitcher through 9 no hit innings.*sigh*
proteus_b: idesofmarch: Or, you know, you could, like, learn how to read.Perhaps you could develop a sense of proportion--did this news really merit the deconstruction into not only "fark", but "ultrafark" categories---and then, the next time that someone doesn't like your headline, you might be more justified when you point out that it is indeed nearly comprehensible.
idesofmarch: If the mods didn't think the Marlins no-hitting Detroit and winning on a wild pitch merited ultrafark, they wouldn't have greened it. So go cry some more. And learn to read while you're at it.
proteus_b: You sound pretty bitter.
FriarReb98: btw, if the Rays pull it out, they don't play the Sox correct?
FriarReb98: No, I'm sure this won't be brought up a thousand times during Detroit's first game in the ALDS....\btw, if the Rays pull it out, they don't play the Sox correct?\\and if the Tribe does, I get to unplug the microphones at The Sports Hub and WEEI for all the tards that are going to go spastic over having to play Fran-Coma\\\either way, I'm not going anywhere near those two channels anytime soon, and will probably have to mute the Sox games a few times
balki1867: Wow subby, you failed hard. Let's do it from scratch:Not News: Pitcher throws a complete game shutout.News: It's a no-hitter.Fark: Because he plays for the Marlins, he has to sit in the dugout stand in the on-deck circle and watch his teammates make it official on a wild pitch in the bottom of the ninth.
poisonedpawn78: *checks the name* Yup .. a pitcher the jays traded away.. SIGH.
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