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(UPI)   ♫ ♪ Well I lay my head on the railroad track / Waiting on the Double E / Got a little frisky with my girl / What ever could happen to me? ♪ ♫   (upi.com) divider line 35
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2013-09-29 12:08:34 PM
Lord have mercy on me

upload.wikimedia.org

Woe is me
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-29 03:16:46 PM
I don't want to talk about it.
 
2013-09-29 03:19:23 PM
I banged a girl with double E's once. God damn was that fun.
 
2013-09-29 03:23:00 PM
Russians farking on the tracks get killed.
Complete with photo of tracks with a cutline that doesn't describe what's in the picture.

That's some excellent journamalism, there, Loueegi.
 
2013-09-29 03:26:37 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Russians farking on the tracks get killed.
Complete with photo of tracks with a cutline that doesn't describe what's in the picture.

That's some excellent journamalism, there, Loueegi.


Ukrainian, there's a difference

/puts new meaning to "I wanna slam you like a freight train"
 
2013-09-29 03:26:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKo3g19E9Y
 
2013-09-29 03:28:27 PM
I thought it took a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry.
 
2013-09-29 03:30:26 PM
train train get me on out of this life
 
2013-09-29 03:32:12 PM
Trains and sex are a risky business.
 
2013-09-29 03:34:16 PM
must have been really rocking it if they didn't notice the train coming.
 
2013-09-29 03:34:36 PM
Boyfriend's legs cut off. All three?
 
2013-09-29 03:34:42 PM
She musta had a great caboose.
 
2013-09-29 03:35:53 PM
dammit now I remember the joke.

they asked the man why didn't he stop and get off the tracks.

and he said ,well I was coming,she was coming and the train was coming....but the train was the only one that had brakes.
 
2013-09-29 03:38:46 PM

Generation_D: Lord have mercy on me

[upload.wikimedia.org image 381x598]

Woe is me
[upload.wikimedia.org image 476x599]


Geez, 120 albums to her credit and apparently (Woe is me) Linda can't sing at all anymore. I always thought she was really cute. Old age sucks.
 
2013-09-29 03:39:29 PM
Sadly, "The train don't run by here no more."

RIP Warren.
 
2013-09-29 03:41:23 PM
Was she hot?
 
2013-09-29 03:53:56 PM

W.C.fields forever: Was she hot?


Well, the train hit it.
 
2013-09-29 03:54:05 PM

Delay: Generation_D: Lord have mercy on me

[upload.wikimedia.org image 381x598]

Woe is me
[upload.wikimedia.org image 476x599]

Geez, 120 albums to her credit and apparently (Woe is me) Linda can't sing at all anymore. I always thought she was really cute. Old age sucks.


Yeah, she recently announced her retirement due to Parkinson's disease. Such a shame.
 
2013-09-29 03:55:09 PM

No Time To Explain: HotIgneous Intruder: Russians farking on the tracks get killed.
Complete with photo of tracks with a cutline that doesn't describe what's in the picture.

That's some excellent journamalism, there, Loueegi.

Ukrainian, there's a difference

/puts new meaning to "I wanna slam you like a freight train"


I hear if you play that record backwards, it sounds Ukrainian.

Of course, if you play any record backwards, it sounds Ukrainian.
 
2013-09-29 04:19:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-29 04:44:00 PM
They were mad as hell 'cuz it used to be the Double L
 
2013-09-29 04:52:18 PM
"they ... wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks"

Congratulations!  They did!
 
2013-09-29 05:04:34 PM
It's turned into a Linda Ronstadt on my Google Play day, so thank you subby.
 
2013-09-29 05:05:41 PM

LoneVVolf: W.C.fields forever: Was she hot?

Well, the train hit it.


Well that was a bubble of snot.
 
2013-09-29 05:19:52 PM
They said "deadly" twice.
 
2013-09-29 06:02:52 PM
FTA Photo: Missouri Governor Jay Nixon (R) and Missouri Department of Transportation Director Kevin Keith, inspect tracks outside of the Kirkwood Amtrack Station in Kirkwood, Missouri on March 29, 2011. Nixon announced that the state of Missouri will apply for nearly $1 billion in newly available federal railroad funds. The application will include a two-phase proposal: immediate upgrades to improve speeds and schedule reliability along existing rail lines between St. Louis and Kansas City; and longer-term design, engineering and preparation for construction of a separate, dedicated high-speed line between the two cities. The immediate upgrades would create more than 1,300 jobs in Missouri over the next few years. UPI/Bill Greenblatt

They had to put all this information down on the photo caption, completely unrelated to the story, just for a picture of what train tracks look like?! Do they have a really lazy cameraman working for them?
 
2013-09-29 06:23:48 PM
I gots the cinderblock done hits me in the balls train blues.
 
2013-09-29 06:47:33 PM
(•_•) I guess you could say...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... they ran a train on her.

/ YEEEEEEEEAH
 
2013-09-29 07:26:28 PM
That looks like a really uncomfortable place to have sex, even before the train gets involved.
 
2013-09-29 07:40:06 PM
You know who else liked dangerous sex around trains?
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-29 08:02:06 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I banged a girl with double E's once. God damn was that fun.


So did everyone with an EE ticket, dude.
 
2013-09-29 08:04:14 PM
Was the woman a porn star?  I bet her stage name was "Anal Karenina"
 
2013-09-29 08:41:50 PM

Uzzah: I don't want to talk about it.


She was a credit to her gender.
 
2013-09-29 10:41:49 PM
Thanks, Farkers, for the Warren Zevon love. Restores my faith.
 
2013-09-30 02:52:42 AM
"My grand mother got killed on the railroad tracks, it knocked her flat right on her back, look away, look away, look away, Dixie land. The conductor said he'd like some head, she tried to Fark the train instead, look away, look away, look away, Dixie land".
 
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