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(UPI)   This weekend's international mass shooting comes from Nigeria, where suspected Boko Haram militants have attacked a college dormitory, killing at least 40   (upi.com) divider line 28
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2013-09-29 11:03:32 AM
9 votes:
Weren't Boko Harem the guys who did that song "Whiter Shade of Pale" ?
2013-09-29 11:54:37 AM
5 votes:
Bongo Blue:
when I saw the scroll on fox news I thought it said "mutant gunmen."
and I was imagining mutant gunmen til I realized it was the eyesight again.
Also saw "social media" as "suicidal media."
maybe this declining eyesight thing ain't so bad.
Oh, and religion kills progress.


That's the worst limerick I've ever read.
2013-09-29 11:30:11 AM
3 votes:

davin: Brick-House: If I had the power to snapy fingers and have all Muslims vanish from the earth. Yes I would and I would sleep well at night. And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.

We could solve another 15% by euthanizing all those people that categorize based on religious stereotype.


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"It's the way these yellow Muslim devils think.  It's burned into their brains.  'Kill Americans infidels.  Kill, kill.'  They don't respect human life the way we do.  I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."
2013-09-29 11:15:17 AM
3 votes:
Gosh, business sure has been brisk at the Allahu Snackbar......
2013-09-29 01:24:49 PM
2 votes:

hasty ambush: In Kenya, the right to private gun ownership is not guaranteed by law


so, (and just to clarify here) you are... anti-obama, huh(?)
2013-09-29 12:31:32 PM
2 votes:
Those 72 virgins really must be hot for cowards eh?
2013-09-29 11:51:43 AM
2 votes:

LineNoise: I could swear Lalla Alla Akbar had adjusted their charter and explicitly banned hazing. The dean is going to be furious with this, and they are sure to get kicked off campus this time.

Not that it matters, their mixers always sucked.


I heard they stole Neidermohammed's camel and pretended to execute it with an AK in the deans' office and it had a heart attack and died.  Those lovable scamps.
2013-09-29 11:13:25 AM
2 votes:
I could swear Lalla Alla Akbar had adjusted their charter and explicitly banned hazing. The dean is going to be furious with this, and they are sure to get kicked off campus this time.

Not that it matters, their mixers always sucked.
2013-09-29 11:08:44 AM
2 votes:
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
2013-09-29 01:00:26 PM
1 votes:

walkingtall: Every single statement made in this wall of text is laughably wrong. It is the absolute conviction and earnestness you seem to show that makes it scary. Nothing you wrote is right and if anyone agrees with you they are just as wrong as you are. Please dont anyone believe any of this.


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"...and we thank you for your support."
2013-09-29 12:28:57 PM
1 votes:

IronTom: It is the shooters, not the guns.  These people and their ilk have been getting more murderous lately, or maybe we are just hearing about it finally.


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2013-09-29 12:17:31 PM
1 votes:
Obviously they need tighter gun control so this kinda thing never happens again.
2013-09-29 12:08:00 PM
1 votes:
de-motivational-posters.com


I know, I know. I'm a dick. Best wishes for all casualties and families of casualties.
2013-09-29 12:05:17 PM
1 votes:

sethen320: Really? Mass killings in Nigeria are news now?


I know. Who cares about black people, right?
2013-09-29 11:54:18 AM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: If they just had the sense to establish Gun Free Zones these acts of senseless violence would immediately stop.


Yeah! Take that, libtards!!

lulz stoopid libtards
2013-09-29 11:53:12 AM
1 votes:

K3rmy: LtDarkstar: Are they Nigerian princes?

/Has a check waiting for you!
//Niger plz!
///Just sayin...

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2013-09-29 11:51:35 AM
1 votes:
If they just had the sense to establish Gun Free Zones these acts of senseless violence would immediately stop.
2013-09-29 11:47:44 AM
1 votes:
You know what all these shootings have in common? The shooters had guns.
2013-09-29 11:46:54 AM
1 votes:

Mrbogey: Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!


Those Muslims believe some weird-ass shiat.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be at church in 26 minutes so I can literally consume the body and blood of Christ.
2013-09-29 11:46:15 AM
1 votes:
Arise chicken, arise
2013-09-29 11:31:14 AM
1 votes:
Is it too early to talk about Nigerian gun control?
2013-09-29 11:26:03 AM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Brick-House: And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.

then you know very little about the worlds problems.


Islam: worse than poverty and disease and all but 20% of the world's problems. Brick-House is clearly on the knowledge train!
2013-09-29 11:19:46 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-29 11:18:21 AM
1 votes:
the victims are now a whiter shade of pale
2013-09-29 11:15:14 AM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.


Actually, it's not that simple. Boko apparently means "non-Islamic knowledge". Pretty much anything derived or generated by non-traditional Islamic groups is sinful. Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!
2013-09-29 11:14:20 AM
1 votes:
Wow, talk about a tough curriculum. The competition must be cutthroat.
2013-09-29 11:05:09 AM
1 votes:
Whiter Shade of Pale was such a good song.  It's hard to believe these guys have become such dicks.
2013-09-29 11:04:34 AM
1 votes:

catmandu: Can we have some kind of plague quickly spread over the world and take about 40-50% of the inhabitants? The Earth is in need of another cleansing.


Apparently it's the "mass shooting virus."
 
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