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(UPI)   This weekend's international mass shooting comes from Nigeria, where suspected Boko Haram militants have attacked a college dormitory, killing at least 40   (upi.com) divider line 199
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2013-09-29 11:02:10 AM  
I like their anglicized name- The Congregation and People of Tradition for Proselytism and Jihad.

Whole lot of proselytism going on. And people thought proselytizers in the US were jerks.
 
2013-09-29 11:02:38 AM  
They still have like 40 more to go to catch the west
 
2013-09-29 11:02:45 AM  
Crazy!
 
2013-09-29 11:02:52 AM  
F*ck.
 
2013-09-29 11:03:23 AM  
The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.
 
2013-09-29 11:03:32 AM  
Weren't Boko Harem the guys who did that song "Whiter Shade of Pale" ?
 
2013-09-29 11:03:37 AM  
Can we have some kind of plague quickly spread over the world and take about 40-50% of the inhabitants? The Earth is in need of another cleansing.
 
2013-09-29 11:04:34 AM  

catmandu: Can we have some kind of plague quickly spread over the world and take about 40-50% of the inhabitants? The Earth is in need of another cleansing.


Apparently it's the "mass shooting virus."
 
2013-09-29 11:05:05 AM  
For all of those who thought if you kill the head, the body dies...well, welcome to the real world. Killing OBL and most of the Al Qaeda leadership has done nothing to stop the spread of terror. In fact, the terror organizations have become just that--organizations. They mimic the big business entities that have raped natural resources and plundered weath in the Middle East.

Additionally, the global corporate giants and their biatch militaries have shiat on so many people in so many countries, we're never going to put out the flames. Just enjoy watching the fires burn.
 
2013-09-29 11:05:09 AM  
Whiter Shade of Pale was such a good song.  It's hard to believe these guys have become such dicks.
 
2013-09-29 11:07:20 AM  
Pol Pot!
 
2013-09-29 11:07:32 AM  
Ain't Islam grand?


/b-but but Abortion Clinics!!
 
2013-09-29 11:08:44 AM  
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
 
2013-09-29 11:11:05 AM  
Are they Nigerian princes?

/Has a check waiting for you!
//Niger plz!
///Just sayin...
 
2013-09-29 11:11:07 AM  
Remember the narrative, folks: Guns didn't kill these people; Muslims killed these people.
 
2013-09-29 11:12:16 AM  
How easy would it be to mount a similar terrorist attack in 2nd Amendment 'Merka?
 
2013-09-29 11:12:42 AM  
If only they had eliminated high capacity magazines this might have been stopped.

Slutter McGee
 
2013-09-29 11:13:25 AM  
I could swear Lalla Alla Akbar had adjusted their charter and explicitly banned hazing. The dean is going to be furious with this, and they are sure to get kicked off campus this time.

Not that it matters, their mixers always sucked.
 
2013-09-29 11:14:20 AM  
Wow, talk about a tough curriculum. The competition must be cutthroat.
 
2013-09-29 11:15:14 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.


Actually, it's not that simple. Boko apparently means "non-Islamic knowledge". Pretty much anything derived or generated by non-traditional Islamic groups is sinful. Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!
 
2013-09-29 11:15:17 AM  
Gosh, business sure has been brisk at the Allahu Snackbar......
 
2013-09-29 11:15:43 AM  
They need more gun control over there.
 
2013-09-29 11:16:01 AM  

StarshipAngel: Weren't Boko Harem the guys who did that song "Whiter Shade of Pale" ?


No, it's that peaceful religion Kurt Vonnegut invented in Cat's Cradle.
 
2013-09-29 11:17:22 AM  
Happens almost daily around the world. Nothing new here except the media whoring. Move along.
 
2013-09-29 11:17:46 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.


Your comment rocked as sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the Serengeti.
 
2013-09-29 11:17:49 AM  
If I had the power to snapy fingers and have all Muslims vanish from the earth. Yes I would and I would sleep well at night. And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.
 
2013-09-29 11:18:21 AM  
the victims are now a whiter shade of pale
 
2013-09-29 11:19:28 AM  

Brick-House: And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.


then you know very little about the worlds problems.
 
2013-09-29 11:19:43 AM  

lantawa: Gosh, business sure has been brisk at the Allahu Snackbar......


Their business doubled when they put on stock car racing. Everyone loves Allahu NASCAR
 
2013-09-29 11:19:46 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-29 11:20:26 AM  
So long as they don't get ahold of any ice-9 we'll be okay.
 
2013-09-29 11:20:49 AM  

IlGreven: Remember the narrative, folks: Guns didn't kill these people; Muslims killed these people.


www.hanford.gov


Laughs at your inefficient gun method
 
2013-09-29 11:21:27 AM  

IlGreven: Remember the narrative, folks: Guns didn't kill these people; Muslims killed these people.


Well, seeing as firearms for private citizens are all but illegal officially, I would have to agree.
 
2013-09-29 11:22:56 AM  
Why can't crazy people leave others alone?
 
2013-09-29 11:23:26 AM  

Brick-House: If I had the power to snapy fingers and have all Muslims vanish from the earth. Yes I would and I would sleep well at night. And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.


We could solve another 15% by euthanizing all those people that categorize based on religious stereotype.
 
2013-09-29 11:24:40 AM  
So does this mean classes are cancelled tomorrow?

I have a paper due.
 
2013-09-29 11:26:03 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Brick-House: And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.

then you know very little about the worlds problems.


Islam: worse than poverty and disease and all but 20% of the world's problems. Brick-House is clearly on the knowledge train!
 
2013-09-29 11:27:53 AM  

Mrbogey: Sock Ruh Tease: The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.

Actually, it's not that simple. Boko apparently means "non-Islamic knowledge". Pretty much anything derived or generated by non-traditional Islamic groups is sinful. Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!


Actaully, I'd wager traditional Islamic groups understood condensation.

www.muslimheritage.com
 
2013-09-29 11:29:18 AM  

Mad Tea Party: Mrbogey: Sock Ruh Tease: The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.

Actually, it's not that simple. Boko apparently means "non-Islamic knowledge". Pretty much anything derived or generated by non-traditional Islamic groups is sinful. Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!

Actaully, I'd wager traditional Islamic groups understood condensation.

[www.muslimheritage.com image 850x560]


But they were terrible artists.
 
2013-09-29 11:30:11 AM  

davin: Brick-House: If I had the power to snapy fingers and have all Muslims vanish from the earth. Yes I would and I would sleep well at night. And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.

We could solve another 15% by euthanizing all those people that categorize based on religious stereotype.


upload.wikimedia.org

"It's the way these yellow Muslim devils think.  It's burned into their brains.  'Kill Americans infidels.  Kill, kill.'  They don't respect human life the way we do.  I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."
 
2013-09-29 11:31:14 AM  
Is it too early to talk about Nigerian gun control?
 
2013-09-29 11:33:08 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: For all of those who thought if you kill the head, the body dies...well, welcome to the real world. Killing OBL and most of the Al Qaeda leadership has done nothing to stop the spread of terror. In fact, the terror organizations have become just that--organizations. They mimic the big business entities that have raped natural resources and plundered weath in the Middle East.

Additionally, the global corporate giants and their biatch militaries have shiat on so many people in so many countries, we're never going to put out the flames. Just enjoy watching the fires burn.


These local organizations have very little to do with Al Qaeda, other than sharing some of the same Salafist Takfiri philosophy. Nigeria has a homegrown radical extremist problem; these aren't foreign fighters directed from Pakistan. Ditto Kenya; those guys were from next door in Somalia, and their beef has nothing to do with global corporatism; it's personal because Kenya occupied Somalia to reestablish government there.

Europe and North America went through a similar spasm of violence in the 1970s. led (as in the current case) by young "intellectuals" who had latched onto a utopian philosophy (Communism back then, radical Islam now) that they think can be implemented by violent revolution. They don't have to conspire across national borders; they just subscribe to the same reading list.
 
2013-09-29 11:33:17 AM  
I was told that Israel was the root of the Muslims' anger.

Nay, nay, everyone has problems with Muslims

Africans
Russians
Chinese
Thai
Filipinos.  Hell, the Philippians gave the Muslims a special administrative district to run and they are STILL shooting/blowing up people.  There is no bargaining with them.

/it is only 1% or so that's bad, but that's still a lot.  They need to clean their own house if they don't want to be persecuted the actions of someone else.
 
2013-09-29 11:35:15 AM  
So let me get this straight... In Africa, where there is a huge starvation problem, A group jihadists thought the best target would be a bunch of Africans learning how to grow food?
 
2013-09-29 11:35:55 AM  

StarshipAngel: Weren't Boko Harem the guys who did that song "Whiter Shade of Pale" ?


When you're packing AKs, you just skip that light fandango shiat.
 
2013-09-29 11:36:49 AM  

AngryDragon: IlGreven: Remember the narrative, folks: Guns didn't kill these people; Muslims killed these people.

Well, seeing as firearms for private citizens are all but illegal officially, I would have to agree.


It's almost like disarming citizens doesn't make them any safer from those who would seek to do them harm. To some people, this seems counter intuitive.
 
2013-09-29 11:36:57 AM  

Mad Tea Party: Actaully, I'd wager traditional Islamic groups understood condensation.

www.muslimheritage.com


That's micro-condensation... not macro-condensation. Totally different.

/ah...evolution
 
2013-09-29 11:39:06 AM  

Mad Tea Party: Mrbogey: Sock Ruh Tease: The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.

Actually, it's not that simple. Boko apparently means "non-Islamic knowledge". Pretty much anything derived or generated by non-traditional Islamic groups is sinful. Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!

Actaully, I'd wager traditional Islamic groups understood condensation.

[www.muslimheritage.com image 850x560]


Hey, it's one of those alembic thingies I had to tote around Tamriel in Oblivion!

I'm still not sure if making the alchemical stations a fixture was better or worse; I liked being able to create a couple of potions on the fly in the middle of a dungeon crawl, but it's 10 pounds less of loot when you added in all of the alchemical equipment.
 
2013-09-29 11:39:55 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."


I prefer MASHing 'em.

Well played.
 
2013-09-29 11:40:08 AM  
Everyone's aware that most of the victims in these "Muslim" attacks are Muslims, right? This isn't about Islam; it's about a very particular sect of Islam exported by those fundamentalist Salafist shiatheads in Saudi Arabia, and polished to a high crazy in Pakistan. We should be funding the building of Sufi madrassas, and freezing Wahabbi assets.
 
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