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(Popular Science)   Scientists and researchers team up to once and for all answer one of the world's most perplexing questions: do animals REALLY have orgasms? (vaguely Not Safe For Work)   (popsci.com) divider line 35
    More: Amusing, Animals, FYI, scientists, macaques, reproductive systems, Kyoto University, botanists, molecular genetics  
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2013-09-29 12:40:20 PM
I don't know.
Ask her:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-29 02:02:26 PM
Yes they do.

/zips up pants
 
2013-09-29 03:15:12 PM
Hahahahaha.

www.popsci.com

God that's funny.
 
2013-09-29 03:19:25 PM
I saw a turtle...
 
2013-09-29 03:24:14 PM

Bondith: I saw a turtle...


On its back, baking in the hot sun? Why aren't you helping it?
 
2013-09-29 03:25:23 PM
Of course, just not the females.
 
2013-09-29 03:25:55 PM

Rincewind53: Hahahahaha.

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God that's funny.


Hey, that's my wife you're laughing at.
 
2013-09-29 03:29:35 PM
On this subject I'm confident accepting as definitive the study from the University of Oklahoma.
 
2013-09-29 03:34:18 PM
www.eonline.com

"I believe you'll find they're called 'organisms'."
 
2013-09-29 03:39:36 PM

gnosis301: Bondith: I saw a turtle...

On its back, baking in the hot sun? Why aren't you helping it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

Not the one I was thinking of, but I don't want too many "turtle sex videos" in my search history.

NSFW, unsurprisingly

/something something something attack ships on fire something something shoulder of Orion
 
2013-09-29 03:42:18 PM
Fark is not your personal erotica site, Popular Science.
 
2013-09-29 03:45:05 PM
Pony does not approve: Ape pimped out in the jungle (Kinda disturbing, maybe NSFW)

/Remember boys, it's important to have a job that matters
 
2013-09-29 03:50:25 PM
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2013-09-29 03:51:26 PM
Silicone. A siliCONE monkey dildo. I doubt they sprang for a pure silicon monkey dildo nor do I think that would be much fun for the monkey.
 
2013-09-29 04:23:36 PM
The cows I bang at least fake it
 
2013-09-29 04:59:00 PM
So, basically, the scientists were in their labs?
 
2013-09-29 05:10:11 PM
Humans are animals.
Humans have orgasms.
Therefore, animals have orgasms.

Done. Now where my grant money at?
 
2013-09-29 05:11:09 PM
Female cats in heat will go out of heat after they have penetrated and many assume that it is an orgasm that turns off the heat. There;s probably scientific studies of this and you can also find instructions on how to artificially penetrate your cat to stop her from slutting around.

Is it really an "orgasm"?

YouTube:
img.youtube.com
screaming orgasm by a cat (must see!!)  by noonamaker - 90,129 views
Uploaded on May 18, 2009
cat has loud screaming orgasm then flips around on the floor like road kill afterwards. funny as shiat, ,
never seen a cat so happy or so sex induced
 
2013-09-29 05:16:05 PM
Allen manually stimulated the clitorises and vaginas of female chimps in the course of writing his master's thesis at the University of Oklahoma, "Sexual response and orgasm in the female chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)."

Can't... stop... laughing...
 
2013-09-29 05:30:24 PM

Son of Thunder: Allen manually stimulated the clitorises and vaginas of female chimps in the course of writing his master's thesis at the University of Oklahoma, "Sexual response and orgasm in the female chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)."

Can't... stop... laughing...


He tried oral stimulation, but a chimp nearly crushed his skull with her thighs
 
2013-09-29 06:32:11 PM

Son of Thunder: Allen manually stimulated the clitorises and vaginas of female chimps in the course of writing his master's thesis at the University of Oklahoma, "Sexual response and orgasm in the female chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)."

Can't... stop... laughing...


Even mike rowe would be in the corner crying and rocking back and forth..
 
2013-09-29 06:59:26 PM

Somaticasual: Son of Thunder: Allen manually stimulated the clitorises and vaginas of female chimps in the course of writing his master's thesis at the University of Oklahoma, "Sexual response and orgasm in the female chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)."

Can't... stop... laughing...

Even mike rowe would be in the corner crying and rocking back and forth..


I just realized that my job is awesome and I'm never going to complain about it again.
 
2013-09-29 07:06:09 PM
I can think of at least one that does.
 
2013-09-29 09:28:41 PM

js34603: I can think of at least one that does.


Skywolf the Scribbler's animal companion?
 
2013-09-29 09:51:10 PM
only the males do
 
2013-09-29 09:57:38 PM

Son of Thunder: Humans are animals.
Humans have orgasms.
Therefore, animals have orgasms.

Done. Now where my grant money at?


Humans are animals
Humans don't have penis bones (Baculums)
Therefore, animals don't have penis bones.

i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2013-09-29 10:07:27 PM
[...] the characteristic frowning round-mouthed stare expression and the rhythmic expiration vocalization.

userserve-ak.last.fm
Do do, do do do .
 
2013-09-29 10:11:58 PM
www.popsci.combbsimg.ngfiles.com


Scientific study of the O-Face.
 
2013-09-29 10:35:53 PM
I've been reading early stuff from Popular Science, they have the first several decades on Wikisource. I have this image of articles by Spencer and Tyndall bracketing an article on manually inducing orgasms in chimps.

Scientists used to take themselves so seriously, at least in the public eye.
 
2013-09-29 11:28:52 PM

Somaticasual: Son of Thunder: Allen manually stimulated the clitorises and vaginas of female chimps in the course of writing his master's thesis at the University of Oklahoma, "Sexual response and orgasm in the female chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)."

Can't... stop... laughing...

Even mike rowe would be in the corner crying and rocking back and forth..

Curse you random website. This will have to do.
www.hotflick.net
 
2013-09-30 12:24:19 AM
"...involuntary muscle tension, arm and leg spasms, clutching, facial expressions (eg, low open grin, low closed grin, eversion of the lips, protrusion of the tongue), and a panting vocalization."

Miley Cyrus?
 
2013-09-30 01:27:49 AM

kim jong-un: Somaticasual: Son of Thunder: Allen manually stimulated the clitorises and vaginas of female chimps in the course of writing his master's thesis at the University of Oklahoma, "Sexual response and orgasm in the female chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)."

Can't... stop... laughing...

Even mike rowe would be in the corner crying and rocking back and forth..

I just realized that my job is awesome and I'm never going to complain about it again.


A depressingly large amount of a vet's job is wanking animals.  Wank off male using fake vagina (or your hand, if you're a cheap vet), inseminate female and then wriggle your fingers around inside her to "simulate orgasm".

That's the only way some animals can breed.  If you have a dog or cat with a squashed / pug face (e.g. British bulldog), somewhere some poor vet had to wank both its father and its mother because they animal can't breathe well enough to get all the way through the act.
 
2013-09-30 03:36:43 AM
I have the weirdest boner
 
2013-09-30 10:48:36 AM
Baaaaa means "No!"
 
2013-09-30 07:15:06 PM
"In the lab, by artificial stimulation, it is possible to trigger female orgasm in virtually any primate species."     Note the "virtually any" comment.  There are 123 primate species.  Wonder how many he vibrated to orgasm to be able to make that statement scientifically?

Still, sure beats (snig) what they're doing to primates at my old alma mater:    http://www.uwnotinourname.org/
 
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