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(Times of Israel)   If ever there was a reason for a Fark pilgrimage to the Holy Land- 93 different beers from 20 Israeli microbreweries, all in one place   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 38
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2013-09-29 12:21:08 PM
 
2013-09-29 12:22:01 PM
so, subby is suggesting a FARK crusade?
 
2013-09-29 12:30:14 PM
And no isinglass as an additive!
 
2013-09-29 12:31:38 PM
"There's plenty to choose from, and Reznikovich is always happy to offer an opinion on what to drink. "

At 7.50$ a bottle the question isn't what, but where else to drink.


Also: 93 different kinds of beer from just 20 "mirco"-breweries sounds fishy. And stale.
 
2013-09-29 12:38:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: But their book forbids it.


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2013-09-29 12:38:14 PM
escapehatchdallas.com
 
2013-09-29 12:42:10 PM
I like beer.

And I like Telfon Tel Aviv.

So...maybe?
 
2013-09-29 12:42:59 PM

cynicalminion: so, subby is suggesting a FARK crusade?


Just one?

Slatted-chair Crusade
Alt Crusade
Streetlight Crusade
Green Text Crusade
Lootie Crusade
Fark IndependentsTM Crusade
Circumcision Crusade
...
...
 
2013-09-29 12:44:48 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: But their book forbids it.


What's a "stone alter"? Allah can't spell in either language?
 
2013-09-29 12:50:49 PM
I don't know, doesn't sound kosher to me.
 
2013-09-29 12:57:32 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: But their book forbids it.

What's a "stone alter"? Allah can't spell in either language?


It's something that stoned people do to themselves to alter their reality. I understand all of that crazy satan talk because I listen to Metal.
 
2013-09-29 12:57:40 PM
Oy Vey.
 
2013-09-29 12:59:32 PM
also - get spit upon by douchebags ...

Seriously ... I mean If I spit on someone here, in New York, I could be arrested for assault.
 
2013-09-29 12:59:53 PM

LordOfThePings: cynicalminion: so, subby is suggesting a FARK crusade?

Just one?

Slatted-chair Crusade
Alt Crusade
Streetlight Crusade
Green Text Crusade
Lootie Crusade
Fark IndependentsTM Crusade
Circumcision Crusade
...
...


having nothing left to take off, i'm skipping that last option thanks anyway...
 
2013-09-29 01:03:12 PM
also, "lootie crusade" is redundant.
 
2013-09-29 01:09:21 PM
res.cloudinary.com
 
2013-09-29 01:10:18 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: But their book forbids it.


There's an interesting change in voice with the Koran Vs the Bible:

 Much of the Koran (or its English translations I have read) seem to be sermons or speeches. Leviticus or Deuteronomy seem to be legal codes. Mohammed seems to be pleading with his fellows to follow the straight path, while Moses seems to be enumerating punishments for transgressions.

Can anyone else affirm this?
 
2013-09-29 01:30:20 PM

LordOfThePings: cynicalminion: so, subby is suggesting a FARK crusade?

Just one?

Slatted-chair Crusade
Alt Crusade
Streetlight Crusade
Green Text Crusade
Lootie Crusade
Fark IndependentsTM Crusade
Circumcision Crusade
...
...


Oil-hits-the-anus Crusade
Cat butt lipstick Crusade
101st Fighting Keyboard Warriors Crusade

Ok I'll stop now.
 
2013-09-29 01:53:33 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: But their book forbids it.


My book says: Fark em all, pull up a barstool kid.
 
2013-09-29 02:25:32 PM

megarian: I like beer.

And I like Telfon Tel Aviv.

So...maybe?


Telefon Tel Aviv are from NO though, but yeah.

I spent some serious drinking time in Israel when I was a young man, they had two beers - Maccabee or Gold Star - both were ok I guess but only from a brown bottle, if you got one of the green bottles the beer tasted funky and would explode out your ass within an hour or so.
I cannot to this day bring myself to comment on the Israeli wine from that era.
My main drink was Wodka, a cheap and brutal form of vodak that single-handedly is responsible for that night when I did that thing and the other thing and don't go back to Israel so much now...
 
2013-09-29 02:33:43 PM
Slightly off topic but I have a beer question. Do you tip the glass and pour down the side or leave it upright to get more foam?
 
2013-09-29 02:46:00 PM

powerful katrinka: Slightly off topic but I have a beer question. Do you tip the glass and pour down the side or leave it upright to get more foam?


Depends on how many I've had.

Oh, you mean the inside! Yeah, less foam, tastes better, faster to drink.
 
2013-09-29 02:48:25 PM

YoOjo: megarian: I like beer.

And I like Telfon Tel Aviv.

So...maybe?

Telefon Tel Aviv are from NO though, but yeah.

I spent some serious drinking time in Israel when I was a young man, they had two beers - Maccabee or Gold Star - both were ok I guess but only from a brown bottle, if you got one of the green bottles the beer tasted funky and would explode out your ass within an hour or so.
I cannot to this day bring myself to comment on the Israeli wine from that era.
My main drink was Wodka, a cheap and brutal form of vodak that single-handedly is responsible for that night when I did that thing and the other thing and don't go back to Israel so much now...


It was just a failed Tel Aviv joke ;)

And this Wodka you speak of... this is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-09-29 02:49:32 PM

LordOfThePings: powerful katrinka: Slightly off topic but I have a beer question. Do you tip the glass and pour down the side or leave it upright to get more foam?

Depends on how many I've had.

Oh, you mean the inside! Yeah, less foam, tastes better, faster to drink.


Then I've been doing it right, I've heard that you are supposed to have foam.
 
2013-09-29 02:56:22 PM

powerful katrinka: Then I've been doing it right, I've heard that you are supposed to have foam.


Why on earth would you want foam? Foam is good for pillows, not for beer.

But don't believe everything you read on the interwebs. I could be full of it.
 
2013-09-29 03:05:43 PM
megarian:

And this Wodka you speak of... this is relevant to my interests.

GIS isn't giving me the bottle but IIRC it was a plastic bottle about a liter or so, yellow label, filled with the same demons and goblins that they put in cheap tequilas.

it was cheap...

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2013-09-29 03:23:03 PM

YoOjo: megarian:

And this Wodka you speak of... this is relevant to my interests.

GIS isn't giving me the bottle but IIRC it was a plastic bottle about a liter or so, yellow label, filled with the same demons and goblins that they put in cheap tequilas.

it was cheap...


O_O

I need this in my life. When this shiat gets me arrested, expect an email.
 
2013-09-29 03:32:44 PM

LordOfThePings: Why on earth would you want foam?


The head on a draft beer smells great
 
2013-09-29 04:06:40 PM
As someone that now lives in Jerusalem, i'm very happy about this.

/the wine festival a few months ago was awesome!
//still have my glass
 
2013-09-29 04:33:41 PM
megarian:

O_O

I need this in my life. When this shiat gets me arrested, expect an email.


Hmmz...
If I did get an email I'd be somewhat boggled, and assume you're NSA as I don't have one in my profile.
I may appear to be new here but I'm onto you madam, you're a siren calling the unsuspecting to a watery government agency grave.
I'll pretend I never wrote that and hope someone else comes along and stands in front of me, I like it when that happens.
 
2013-09-29 04:34:28 PM

jaytkay: LordOfThePings: Why on earth would you want foam?

The head on a draft beer smells great


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Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
 
2013-09-29 04:36:16 PM
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What you are looking at is "Alaska" brand vodka in to-go cups for 5nis (~$1.25)
 
2013-09-29 04:59:47 PM

YoOjo: megarian:

O_O

I need this in my life. When this shiat gets me arrested, expect an email.

Hmmz...
If I did get an email I'd be somewhat boggled, and assume you're NSA as I don't have one in my profile.
I may appear to be new here but I'm onto you madam, you're a siren calling the unsuspecting to a watery government agency grave.
I'll pretend I never wrote that and hope someone else comes along and stands in front of me, I like it when that happens.


You sound like my bondsman.
 
2013-09-29 05:49:02 PM
While I can't be sure without a lot of research I don't have time to do right now, I suspect you could match or at least approach that many different beers within the Finger Lakes region which is around the same size. You could DEFINITELY find that many wines, at least.

/not paradise
//too many taxes for that
 
2013-09-29 06:02:19 PM

megarian: YoOjo: megarian:

O_O

I need this in my life. When this shiat gets me arrested, expect an email.

Hmmz...
If I did get an email I'd be somewhat boggled, and assume you're NSA as I don't have one in my profile.
I may appear to be new here but I'm onto you madam, you're a siren calling the unsuspecting to a watery government agency grave.
I'll pretend I never wrote that and hope someone else comes along and stands in front of me, I like it when that happens.

You sound like my bondsman.


or cheering section. (i note you said WHEN it gets you arrested, not IF)
/peanut gallery
 
2013-09-29 06:23:25 PM

cynicalminion: megarian: YoOjo: megarian:

O_O

I need this in my life. When this shiat gets me arrested, expect an email.

Hmmz...
If I did get an email I'd be somewhat boggled, and assume you're NSA as I don't have one in my profile.
I may appear to be new here but I'm onto you madam, you're a siren calling the unsuspecting to a watery government agency grave.
I'll pretend I never wrote that and hope someone else comes along and stands in front of me, I like it when that happens.

You sound like my bondsman.

or cheering section. (i note you said WHEN it gets you arrested, not IF)
/peanut gallery


*shrug*

Everyone had things they're good at?

Including ending sentences with prepositions and "no contest, Your Honor?"
 
2013-09-29 06:38:02 PM
megarian:

Including ending sentences with prepositions and "no contest, Your Honor?"

Make sure to look the fruitcake in the eye and stare him down, if that doesn't work (there's always one) then feign mania and start frothing while becoming increasingly soporific, eventually falling forward and faceplanting whatever table (or floor) is before you.
Judges get way too much respect, it corrupts their souls, they should be treated kindly with contempt.
 
2013-09-29 07:13:05 PM

YoOjo: megarian:

Including ending sentences with prepositions and "no contest, Your Honor?"

Make sure to look the fruitcake in the eye and stare him down, if that doesn't work (there's always one) then feign mania and start frothing while becoming increasingly soporific, eventually falling forward and faceplanting whatever table (or floor) is before you.
Judges get way too much respect, it corrupts their souls, they should be treated kindly with contempt.


That is WAY better advice than the public defender people meet 7 minutes before their sentencing.
 
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