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2013-09-29 11:47:09 AM
Well, women supposedly like expensive vehicles, and you can't get much pricier than some of these new combine harvesters
 
2013-09-29 11:48:29 AM
"We're not a production farm. We're growing for education, esthetics and beauty,"

You can't make this shiat up
 
2013-09-29 11:48:41 AM
Need to get out my pitchfork and poke through her hay, etc...
 
2013-09-29 11:49:39 AM
As a Rancher I denounce this obvious propaganda.

/rope 'em if you've got 'em
 
2013-09-29 11:55:19 AM

Intelligent_Donkey: Well, women supposedly like expensive vehicles, and you can't get much pricier than some of these new combine harvesters


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2013-09-29 11:58:08 AM
So this is where all that overpriced produce comes from. Better take advantage of the fad while you can, once people stop buying it and you have to sell that produce at the normal market price you're going broke.
 
2013-09-29 11:58:14 AM

Intelligent_Donkey: Well, women supposedly like expensive vehicles, and you can't get much pricier than some of these new combine harvesters


One of my tenants just bought two 7760 pickers this summer. 3/4 mil each.

/see him rollin'
 
2013-09-29 11:59:38 AM
Our neighbor ladies were doing this years ago. Nothing to see here . It's just rural life .
 
2013-09-29 12:04:01 PM
Sophie: But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

Sophie: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Jerry: [stunned] All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody!
 
2013-09-29 12:05:42 PM
OK, you don't need a barn if you aren't taking care of animals. Barns have nothing to do with crops. Silos are for the storage of animal feed, referred to as silage. You don't stack lettuce and tomatoes in a silo. This is how far removed reporters can be from fact.
 
2013-09-29 12:06:31 PM

ReapTheChaos: So this is where all that overpriced produce comes from. Better take advantage of the fad while you can, once people stop buying it and you have to sell that produce at the normal market price you're going broke.


this is America USA USA USA and they will start getting a farm subsidy paid for with that $40B saved from snatching SNAP from the poors.
 
2013-09-29 12:06:34 PM
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Hope she knows more than this woman.
 
2013-09-29 12:13:28 PM

stuffy: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 250x175]
Hope she knows more than this woman.


Doubt it!
 
2013-09-29 12:14:08 PM
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"What's wrong with being sexy?"
 
2013-09-29 12:16:33 PM
I just wish she'd wipe down the deck height adjustment knob when she's finished "thinking that it's sexy."
 
2013-09-29 12:18:15 PM
My wife plants cucumbers every spring; weeding, watering, spending more time with them than me.
She's in the garden so much our sex life goes to hell. To top it all off I never see one cuke make it to the table. She'll come in from the garden all hot, dirty, and sweaty but with a big smile on her face, her eyes all dreamy looking. I guess if it makes her happy and keeps the family together I'll keep buying my cucumbers at the store.
 
2013-09-29 12:22:50 PM

sweet-daddy-2: My wife plants cucumbers every spring; weeding, watering, spending more time with them than me.
She's in the garden so much our sex life goes to hell. To top it all off I never see one cuke make it to the table. She'll come in from the garden all hot, dirty, and sweaty but with a big smile on her face, her eyes all dreamy looking. I guess if it makes her happy and keeps the family together I'll keep buying my cucumbers at the store.


I have some bad news: I just saw your wife buying eggplant seeds.
 
2013-09-29 12:28:09 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: sweet-daddy-2: My wife plants cucumbers every spring; weeding, watering, spending more time with them than me.
She's in the garden so much our sex life goes to hell. To top it all off I never see one cuke make it to the table. She'll come in from the garden all hot, dirty, and sweaty but with a big smile on her face, her eyes all dreamy looking. I guess if it makes her happy and keeps the family together I'll keep buying my cucumbers at the store.

I have some bad news: I just saw your wife buying eggplant seeds.


Could be worse.

Muskmelon seeds.
 
2013-09-29 12:36:28 PM

sweet-daddy-2: My wife plants cucumbers every spring; weeding, watering, spending more time with them than me.
She's in the garden so much our sex life goes to hell. To top it all off I never see one cuke make it to the table. She'll come in from the garden all hot, dirty, and sweaty but with a big smile on her face, her eyes all dreamy looking. I guess if it makes her happy and keeps the family together I'll keep buying my cucumbers at the store.


Introduce her to squash and zucchini.
 
2013-09-29 12:38:04 PM

ElLoco: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: sweet-daddy-2: My wife plants cucumbers every spring; weeding, watering, spending more time with them than me.
She's in the garden so much our sex life goes to hell. To top it all off I never see one cuke make it to the table. She'll come in from the garden all hot, dirty, and sweaty but with a big smile on her face, her eyes all dreamy looking. I guess if it makes her happy and keeps the family together I'll keep buying my cucumbers at the store.

I have some bad news: I just saw your wife buying eggplant seeds.

Could be worse.

Muskmelon seeds.


E-I-E-I...oooooooh
 
2013-09-29 12:39:27 PM
Cowgirls:

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I hate to see 'em go, but I sure do love watchin' 'em walk away.
 
2013-09-29 12:42:09 PM
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/agrees
 
2013-09-29 01:03:01 PM
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2013-09-29 01:20:49 PM
At least it's not her huge tracts of land.
 
2013-09-29 01:52:11 PM
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2013-09-29 01:53:44 PM

Notabunny:   [Pic: Old farmer with hot babe hanging off him]
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That ad tells me she is a desperate whore. The should have put her into farmer clothes and still made her hot looking.
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Old_Chief_Scott: OK, you don't need a barn if you aren't taking care of animals. Barns have nothing to do with crops...

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No? Barns are for keeping your farming equipment in to keep them from rotting when not in use and to do maintenance on them within.

I'm not a farmer, but it's the same concept as keeping your tools and lawnmower inside the garage.
 
2013-09-29 02:09:33 PM

charliebear: [dfrkoxeews310.cloudfront.net image 297x74]


I... wtf? I just made a disposable email addy, signed up and, just damn.

The wife was looking at that with me, said "Good luck with that. Hope you find somebody.", and went in another room.
 
2013-09-29 02:14:04 PM
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Agrees.
 
2013-09-29 02:21:45 PM
My wife likes running our tractor.  There's something therapeutic about it.
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2013-09-29 02:28:26 PM

ElLoco: charliebear: [dfrkoxeews310.cloudfront.net image 297x74]

I... wtf? I just made a disposable email addy, signed up and, just damn.

The wife was looking at that with me, said "Good luck with that. Hope you find somebody.", and went in another room.


Good luck getting laid anytime soon,.
 
2013-09-29 02:43:56 PM
Now that's a tractor
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2013-09-29 03:10:23 PM
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2013-09-29 03:48:28 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: OK, you don't need a barn if you aren't taking care of animals. Barns have nothing to do with crops. Silos are for the storage of animal feed, referred to as silage. You don't stack lettuce and tomatoes in a silo. This is how far removed reporters can be from fact.


What?

The only time my uncle puts an animal in the barn is when a cow is delivering.  He does keep a lot of equipment and seed in the barn, since seed is not something you store outside.  I also have some friends in the Sanilac, MI area with large farms.  I took a tour of one of their farms and out of several barns, only one had animals.  The other barns held all his equipment, because he not only farms, but he restores old tractors and has a nice collection.  None of his tractors or combines sit outside.  Even in the middle of MI winter, my uncle doesn't bring the cows in.  He just breaks the ice on the cows water supply; well he may have invested in a heater for the water tank.  The only barns I have seen just for animals have been milking cows, chickens and pigs.  Beef cows don't need a barn, but seed does.
 
2013-09-29 04:12:38 PM
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The food's gotta come from somewhere. Keep just enough livestock to feed the leftover clippings to and you're on a roll.
 
2013-09-29 05:33:17 PM
 
2013-09-29 08:13:30 PM
I miss my old WD-45
 
2013-09-29 09:58:32 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "We're not a production farm. We're growing for education, esthetics and beauty,"

You can't make this shiat up


Hey, if they can convince someone to keep funding that, whether by buying the food they happen to produce or simply by giving them grants, more power to them. They'd have a hard time convincing me to fund that, but if someone else wants to, that's their business.
 
2013-09-29 11:02:52 PM

Stoker: Notabunny:   [Pic: Old farmer with hot babe hanging off him]
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That ad tells me she is a desperate whore. The should have put her into farmer clothes and still made her hot looking.
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Old_Chief_Scott: OK, you don't need a barn if you aren't taking care of animals. Barns have nothing to do with crops...
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No? Barns are for keeping your farming equipment in to keep them from rotting when not in use and to do maintenance on them within.

I'm not a farmer, but it's the same concept as keeping your tools and lawnmower inside the garage.


You keep your tractor in a shed.  That's why it's called a tractor shed.  Barns have stalls where you keep livestock.  That's why barns are called barn-stall-livestocks.  Or something like that.  I may be drunk.
 
2013-09-29 11:17:17 PM

Buttbone McGillicutty: Stoker: Notabunny:   [Pic: Old farmer with hot babe hanging off him]
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That ad tells me she is a desperate whore. The should have put her into farmer clothes and still made her hot looking.
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Old_Chief_Scott: OK, you don't need a barn if you aren't taking care of animals. Barns have nothing to do with crops...
-=-
No? Barns are for keeping your farming equipment in to keep them from rotting when not in use and to do maintenance on them within.

I'm not a farmer, but it's the same concept as keeping your tools and lawnmower inside the garage.

You keep your tractor in a shed.  That's why it's called a tractor shed.  Barns have stalls where you keep livestock.  That's why barns are called barn-stall-livestocks.  Or something like that.  I may be drunk.


T'hell with that. A tractor is ina shed only to catch it's breath between ass-haulin' sessions. A barn is where you make hay with a fine filly. Allow me to recommend some tight denim and a hard earned sweat.
 
2013-09-30 03:05:54 AM
My Lambo will kick your Deer's Arse.

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