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(Salon)   There is a woman out there so beautiful that she's been maimed by male attention, and she wants to tell the world about it   (salon.com) divider line 39
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2013-09-29 10:30:58 AM
5 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Reminds me of someone..

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x649]


Man, I hate it when John Kerry goes trick-or-treating.
2013-09-29 10:11:41 AM
5 votes:
raygun.io
2013-09-29 09:58:46 AM
5 votes:
I could have been an ax murderer and they would have accepted it because of my looks


I personally would love to meet an ultra-hottie with an interesting side-hobby.
2013-09-29 10:14:05 AM
4 votes:
"I have a genius IQ, a graduate degree, and everything I've really cared about professionally I have excelled at. "

Fat person typing detected.
2013-09-29 10:02:57 AM
4 votes:
Don't worry your pretty little tits there darling - in a few years nobody will find you beautiful anymore and then you can start in earnest to harvest money from the world's serious people using your genius IQ.
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 09:54:34 AM
4 votes:
I have been maimed by many of women that thought the were too beautiful, for I am Pud

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-09-29 09:26:19 AM
4 votes:
♫ You coax the blues right
Out of the horn, Maimed ♫
2013-09-29 07:45:38 AM
4 votes:
Pics or GTFO.
2013-09-29 02:23:54 PM
3 votes:
memestorage.com
2013-09-29 10:21:11 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-29 09:59:31 AM
3 votes:
Same here. I'm just so sexy that hot women randomly throw their panties at me while I'm walking down the street. It's terrible.
2013-09-29 08:52:20 AM
3 votes:
Yeah I was thinking it was going to be some Afghan/Pakistani acid attack victim. So my sympathy for her is slightly lessened.

However if she's hot i'll let her get away with it.
2013-09-29 10:29:35 AM
2 votes:
Reminds me of someone..

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-09-29 10:21:39 AM
2 votes:
theinsider.etonline.com
"Hello? No one showers me with attention anymore! Help!"
2013-09-29 10:15:05 AM
2 votes:

Chevello: I May Be Crazy But...: Same here. I'm just so sexy that hot women randomly throw their panties at me while I'm walking down the street. It's terrible.

How does your wife, Morgan Fairchild, feel about that?


She's busy throwing her underwear at me also.

Seriously, when I don't try it's bad enough. But when I put a little effort into it - you know, neaten up the neckbeard a bit, put on a slinky dress and heels, the works - I'm just irresistible.
2013-09-29 10:11:03 AM
2 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Same here. I'm just so sexy that hot women randomly throw their panties at me while I'm walking down the street. It's terrible.


How does your wife, Morgan Fairchild, feel about that?
2013-09-29 10:02:01 AM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honestly, I've known "beautiful" women, like modelesque classical beauties, but they don't look like much from across the room. In my experience the women who get the most unwanted attention are slightly chubby chicks with giant tits who wear low cut shirts, with cleavage that can be seen from across the street.


and God bless them for it.
2013-09-29 09:57:10 AM
2 votes:

show me: Pics or GTFO.


www.everydaynodaysoff.com
2013-09-29 09:36:48 PM
1 votes:

Hermione_Granger: In it's best moments, Fark is brilliant, witty, funny, enlightening. In it's worst moments Fark is seething with repressed hatred.


But it seems that in all moments, Fark is unable to distiguish its from it is.
2013-09-29 04:53:30 PM
1 votes:
"I was paid too much attention by men, so I gained weight and men won't pay attention to me, but I wish they would pay attention to me even though I'm fat but not pay attention to me efvseertnydrrhhygnnksy..."

The crazy you never stick your dick in.
2013-09-29 03:10:38 PM
1 votes:
There aren't that many things that grind my gears but it's this fad of pretty girls doing "ugly face" where they scrunch up their mug in a weird unflattering grimace. It's wholly innocent, but it makehme think they're "slumming" at being ugly. Hell, some of us have to be ugly all the time.
2013-09-29 12:11:31 PM
1 votes:
This article made me sad, thinking of all the women I've been with who were only after my money and my virile cock and boyish charm yet rugged good looks.

Usually it was after, say, bringing her to one of my fitness model photo shoots or taking her on a trip to Tahiti in my jet, or right after I had solved a major international crime consulting for INTERPOL by using my 230+ IQ, I'd get the feeling they were not interested in getting to know the real me.
2013-09-29 11:55:53 AM
1 votes:
Hey, leave the girl alone.  i know how she feels.  I have way too much money, more than I could spend in a lifetime, and my penis is way above average but not so much that it would scare a woman.  Why can't you insensitive people consider that I have problems, too?
2013-09-29 11:33:07 AM
1 votes:

edmo: [img.fark.net image 677x800]


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
por-img.cimcontent.net
2013-09-29 11:03:05 AM
1 votes:
OK, 60 pounds overweight. Translation; needs to wipe ass with a rag on a stick. That is more than likely 60 pounds per ass cheek.
2013-09-29 10:18:55 AM
1 votes:
No pictures because she is a typical daily mail "hottie"
2013-09-29 10:10:06 AM
1 votes:
Looks are temporary but stupid is forever.
2013-09-29 10:09:44 AM
1 votes:
She has a point even if she's whiny and blaming too much of her current bad situation on the looks thing.

Men tend to see women as symbols and not as real human beings, the more so when good looks are in play.

This was a problem for me back when I was young, relatively slender and good-looking compared to most other geeky girls. Geeky guys just saw my external looks and when they saw glimpses of my immaturity, weirdness, insecurity and other issues, they subconsciously turned up their noses, but consciously refocused back on my looks. I could smell that and ran far away.

This gal should work on developing maturity, a sense of humor, get a decent job, and lose 30 pounds and then see where that takes her. Get over the bitterness.

Around 39 I finally found a guy with some emotional maturity and who loves me for being a weirdo, not in spite of it.
2013-09-29 10:06:31 AM
1 votes:

NetOwl: As a supremely ugly person (not fat-ugly, which can be fixed, but ugly-faced, which cannot be fixed), I have no sympathy for people like this.


Hey... don't beat yourself up.

In a nation filled with fatties, a butterface with a decent body can do pretty well for herself.

Don't lose hope.
2013-09-29 10:04:22 AM
1 votes:

bibli0phile: You all realize this article is 8 years old right?


Huh.  Well, maybe she's killed herself by now.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 10:02:17 AM
1 votes:
I think the spoltion for is to become a total whore.  Just fark everything that moves until people are sick of farking you.  Kind of like aversion therapy.
2013-09-29 09:59:43 AM
1 votes:
Honestly, I've known "beautiful" women, like modelesque classical beauties, but they don't look like much from across the room. In my experience the women who get the most unwanted attention are slightly chubby chicks with giant tits who wear low cut shirts, with cleavage that can be seen from across the street.
2013-09-29 09:58:52 AM
1 votes:
I think I banged this chick.
2013-09-29 09:58:00 AM
1 votes:
You all realize this article is 8 years old right?
2013-09-29 09:55:00 AM
1 votes:
Awwwww poor baby. I don't see why she is so upset now she has gained weight and it seems they are not paying her the same attention so she is just another normie like the rest of us.
2013-09-29 09:52:54 AM
1 votes:
She has "a genius IQ", but can't figure out why strangers, who don't know her, judge her on the one thing they do know about her-her looks, instead of personality and intelligence (which they don't know, because they don't know her).

/she also likes the word "glom".
2013-09-29 09:52:33 AM
1 votes:
She sounds fat.
2013-09-29 09:27:55 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-09-29 09:04:52 AM
1 votes:
To quote the wise Denis Leary: life sucks, buy a helmet.

/Then you can join the lingerie football league and beat those looks down to a manageable level.
 
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