Adolf Oliver Nipples: Unless her name is Marla Hanson she's full of shiat. The world is full of people that have nothing at all going for them, and if we take her at her word she's beautiful AND smart (I read the farking article)? She can shut up and die. Her problems are all her own.
show me: Pics or GTFO.
bibli0phile: You all realize this article is 8 years old right?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honestly, I've known "beautiful" women, like modelesque classical beauties, but they don't look like much from across the room. In my experience the women who get the most unwanted attention are slightly chubby chicks with giant tits who wear low cut shirts, with cleavage that can be seen from across the street.
megarian: Huh. I thought that unicorn rambling article a few headlines down was a waste of time. And then I read this.So now we're here. How do we fix this?
NetOwl: As a supremely ugly person (not fat-ugly, which can be fixed, but ugly-faced, which cannot be fixed), I have no sympathy for people like this.
Pants full of macaroni!!: Huh. Well, maybe she's killed herself by now.
I May Be Crazy But...: Same here. I'm just so sexy that hot women randomly throw their panties at me while I'm walking down the street. It's terrible.
fredklein: She has "a genius IQ", but can't figure out why strangers, who don't know her, judge her on the one thing they do know about her-her looks, instead of personality and intelligence (which they don't know, because they don't know her)./she also likes the word "glom".
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