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(Salon)   There is a woman out there so beautiful that she's been maimed by male attention, and she wants to tell the world about it   (salon.com) divider line 219
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2013-09-29 07:45:38 AM
Pics or GTFO.
 
2013-09-29 08:10:09 AM
Unless her name is Marla Hanson she's full of shiat. The world is full of people that have nothing at all going for them, and if we take her at her word she's beautiful AND smart (I read the farking article)? She can shut up and die. Her problems are all her own.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 08:48:19 AM
She cannot write intelligently.  "I got, I got, I got..."
Also, to be maimed, one would need to be physically disfigured, permanently.
 
2013-09-29 08:52:20 AM
Yeah I was thinking it was going to be some Afghan/Pakistani acid attack victim. So my sympathy for her is slightly lessened.

However if she's hot i'll let her get away with it.
 
2013-09-29 09:04:52 AM
To quote the wise Denis Leary: life sucks, buy a helmet.

/Then you can join the lingerie football league and beat those looks down to a manageable level.
 
2013-09-29 09:09:58 AM
We have these kinds of articles occasionally. Usually with meh pics. Narcissistic Personality Disorder, all of them.
 
2013-09-29 09:26:19 AM
♫ You coax the blues right
Out of the horn, Maimed ♫
 
2013-09-29 09:27:55 AM
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2013-09-29 09:49:12 AM
Must be her time of the month. Also, delusional. Can she make a sammich?
 
2013-09-29 09:49:58 AM
She sounds like a stuck up biacth
 
2013-09-29 09:50:09 AM
Tihs is why I've never have, and never will get married...
 
2013-09-29 09:50:26 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Unless her name is Marla Hanson she's full of shiat. The world is full of people that have nothing at all going for them, and if we take her at her word she's beautiful AND smart (I read the farking article)? She can shut up and die. Her problems are all her own.


And we're done.
 
2013-09-29 09:52:33 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2013-09-29 09:52:54 AM
She has "a genius IQ", but can't figure out why strangers, who don't know her, judge her on the one thing they do know about her-her looks, instead of personality and intelligence (which they don't know, because they don't know her).

/she also likes the word "glom".
 
2013-09-29 09:53:45 AM
"ti revo teg ro flesruoy llik ,riafnu si efiL"
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 09:54:34 AM
I have been maimed by many of women that thought the were too beautiful, for I am Pud

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2013-09-29 09:55:00 AM
Awwwww poor baby. I don't see why she is so upset now she has gained weight and it seems they are not paying her the same attention so she is just another normie like the rest of us.
 
2013-09-29 09:55:04 AM
Beautiful women get all the attention.
At least from me.
 
2013-09-29 09:55:54 AM
Wow people think a lot of themselves and dramatize their own lives way to much.


::sniff::/cry
 
2013-09-29 09:56:23 AM
Absolutely zero emotional intelligence.

Newsflash: People are attracted to attractive people.
 
2013-09-29 09:57:10 AM

show me: Pics or GTFO.


www.everydaynodaysoff.com
 
2013-09-29 09:58:00 AM
You all realize this article is 8 years old right?
 
2013-09-29 09:58:05 AM
She wants to tell the world; the world doesn't want to know about it. Suck it up buttercup and lay off the butter.
 
2013-09-29 09:58:27 AM
Sounds like she's looking for love in all the wrong places. She consciously (or perhaps not) picks the wrong guy, and when things go south she says ,"Uh huh! See! see!". Meanwhile there a lot of great guys she can't see because she's not looking for the. She gets off on playing the victim.
 
2013-09-29 09:58:46 AM
I could have been an ax murderer and they would have accepted it because of my looks


I personally would love to meet an ultra-hottie with an interesting side-hobby.
 
2013-09-29 09:58:52 AM
I think I banged this chick.
 
2013-09-29 09:59:02 AM
Huh. I thought that unicorn rambling article a few headlines down was a waste of time. And then I read this.

So now we're here. How do we fix this?
 
2013-09-29 09:59:31 AM
Same here. I'm just so sexy that hot women randomly throw their panties at me while I'm walking down the street. It's terrible.
 
2013-09-29 09:59:43 AM
Honestly, I've known "beautiful" women, like modelesque classical beauties, but they don't look like much from across the room. In my experience the women who get the most unwanted attention are slightly chubby chicks with giant tits who wear low cut shirts, with cleavage that can be seen from across the street.
 
2013-09-29 10:00:48 AM

bibli0phile: You all realize this article is 8 years old right?


Okay, now we're done.
 
2013-09-29 10:02:01 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honestly, I've known "beautiful" women, like modelesque classical beauties, but they don't look like much from across the room. In my experience the women who get the most unwanted attention are slightly chubby chicks with giant tits who wear low cut shirts, with cleavage that can be seen from across the street.


and God bless them for it.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 10:02:17 AM
I think the spoltion for is to become a total whore.  Just fark everything that moves until people are sick of farking you.  Kind of like aversion therapy.
 
2013-09-29 10:02:55 AM

show me: Pics or GTFO.

 
2013-09-29 10:02:57 AM
Don't worry your pretty little tits there darling - in a few years nobody will find you beautiful anymore and then you can start in earnest to harvest money from the world's serious people using your genius IQ.
 
2013-09-29 10:03:27 AM

show me: Pics or GTFO.


www.designofsignage.com

This.
 
2013-09-29 10:04:22 AM

bibli0phile: You all realize this article is 8 years old right?


Huh.  Well, maybe she's killed herself by now.
 
2013-09-29 10:04:37 AM

megarian: Huh. I thought that unicorn rambling article a few headlines down was a waste of time. And then I read this.

So now we're here. How do we fix this?


After that unicorn business, I'm leaning toward some morning drinking. But after reading this, I'm thinking that pictures of a good looking woman might be a healthier option for my liver.
 
2013-09-29 10:04:58 AM
Subby's an idiot.

This is a valid problem and Cary gave some great advice to the lady. Men abhor gold-diggers and women abhor selfish shallow men....it might manifest slightly different for each sex but it's no less a problem.
 
2013-09-29 10:05:00 AM
As a supremely ugly person (not fat-ugly, which can be fixed, but ugly-faced, which cannot be fixed), I have no sympathy for people like this.


Do you know what is more difficult than being pretty?  Being ugly.  If you think people don't take you seriously when you look good, well, try disfiguring your face.  See how many people take you seriously then.


Have you ever read one of those "Men's Rights" screeds about how male privilege doesn't exist?  Your letter reads just like those.
 
2013-09-29 10:05:38 AM

bibli0phile: You all realize this article is 8 years old right?


Because this woman is the only one on God's Green Earth that thinks this way.
 
2013-09-29 10:06:31 AM

NetOwl: As a supremely ugly person (not fat-ugly, which can be fixed, but ugly-faced, which cannot be fixed), I have no sympathy for people like this.


Hey... don't beat yourself up.

In a nation filled with fatties, a butterface with a decent body can do pretty well for herself.

Don't lose hope.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 10:07:41 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Huh.  Well, maybe she's killed herself by now.


That won't stop some people.  Remember those dudes who dug up that dead girl and farked her corpse?
 
2013-09-29 10:09:28 AM
One does not talk about their genius IQ unless trying to impress other people who talk about their IQ.
 
2013-09-29 10:09:44 AM
She has a point even if she's whiny and blaming too much of her current bad situation on the looks thing.

Men tend to see women as symbols and not as real human beings, the more so when good looks are in play.

This was a problem for me back when I was young, relatively slender and good-looking compared to most other geeky girls. Geeky guys just saw my external looks and when they saw glimpses of my immaturity, weirdness, insecurity and other issues, they subconsciously turned up their noses, but consciously refocused back on my looks. I could smell that and ran far away.

This gal should work on developing maturity, a sense of humor, get a decent job, and lose 30 pounds and then see where that takes her. Get over the bitterness.

Around 39 I finally found a guy with some emotional maturity and who loves me for being a weirdo, not in spite of it.
 
2013-09-29 10:10:06 AM
Looks are temporary but stupid is forever.
 
2013-09-29 10:10:15 AM
If I was a more cynical man I might say that this recent parade of "women are whiny biatches" articles on Fark (which are, realistically, nothing more than individuals writing crappy blogs and blog-like pages) is little more than a ploy to get the Fark woman-haters riled up for page views.

/ just kidding, you don't have to be cynical to see that's the only point to these dumb greenlights
 
2013-09-29 10:10:55 AM
Maybe she is a head turner, and most men might want to shag her, but most would also find her a self centered high maintenance twat.
 
2013-09-29 10:11:03 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: Same here. I'm just so sexy that hot women randomly throw their panties at me while I'm walking down the street. It's terrible.


How does your wife, Morgan Fairchild, feel about that?
 
2013-09-29 10:11:41 AM
raygun.io
 
2013-09-29 10:11:48 AM
I'm not quite sure why everyone is upset.  Yes, some people are deluded, but I'm not sure this woman is.

Some people *are* really attractive.  And it is fleeting.  If this woman is self-aware enough to acknowledge her weight gain, she might just be self-aware to know that she was hot.  And it's not so hard for me to believe that some attractive people, particularly women, find that their physical appearance is the trait that gets the most attention.

A 'genius' level IQ is difficult to define - I can't find an accepted standard.  But let's assume she scored well on an IQ test.  Let's also assume she has a graduate degree as claimed in the letter.

I'm a fairly normal guy - and in my dating - I can say with 100% honesty, I never cared how smart a girl was.  I never cared about how educated a girl was.  I never cared about what career goals she had.  I cared about how she looked and whether or not I had fun around her.  As unfair as that is, it has to be really, really, really hard for a girl who is attractive to find a guy who doesn't care about how attractive she is.
 
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