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(Some Guy)   "11 Mainstream Films That Get BDSM Right." #1: Of course. #4: Meh. #9: Never heard of it; I'll have to watch it. #11: W. T. Everlasting. F.????? (Not safe for work)   (kinky.com) divider line 57
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2013-09-28 10:27:29 PM  
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/hawt
 
2013-09-28 10:29:54 PM  
Ooo, good to see Jesus Chainsaw Massacre made the list.

Secretary is a hot movie. Whoof.
 
2013-09-28 10:30:17 PM  
Number 11 is a brilliant call. I've been saying the same thing for years.
 
2013-09-28 10:30:45 PM  
Secretary is very hot, and I'm not even into the lifestyle.
 
2013-09-28 10:35:28 PM  
That last one is deliciously trollerific.

I saw a Japanese movie recently called R100.  The story involved dominatrixes.  It was an odd film.  There was a dominatrix in the audience who was offended at its portrayal of her profession.  I was amused by her outrage.
 
2013-09-28 10:35:53 PM  
Tokyo Decadence is farked up.
 
2013-09-28 10:41:21 PM  

Scaevola: Number 11 is a brilliant call. I've been saying the same thing for years.


I said the same thing in nother thread about the Evangelical view of hell as well.
 
2013-09-28 10:41:44 PM  
11 is trolling.  But they have a point there.

I never liked the genre.  So I know little.  But as far as 11 goes, it stimulates a lot of people.
 
2013-09-28 10:45:10 PM  
After perusing the list, I would also include Hot Shots: Part Deux and portions of Tank Girl. I'm glad they didn't include Black Snake Moan or American Psycho.
 
2013-09-28 10:53:45 PM  
Pfft.

"My Fair Lady."

Two men take a woman off the street, buy her from her father, strip her, burn her clothes, and absolutely micromanage her life.
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She accedes to their every demand, every waking hour. When she finally accomplishes a task to their satisfaction, she flies into subspace. (See "I could have danced all night")

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Eventually she gets bratty, and tries to date a subby boy, and is annoyed and disgusted by his utter lack of ability to control her. (See- "Show Me")

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Eventually, she voluntarily returns to her Dom, knowing that her situation will be a continuous life of humiliation and subservience... End credits.

i307.photobucket.com

Most hysterical D/s review ever, especially considering how well-loved it is by the most vanilla of vanillas. Every year hundreds of High Schools reenact this power exchange peon, never realizing what they do.

Oh - bonus points for the happy stalker song. (On the street where you live) Crazy nuts brilliant subversive shiat...

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-28 10:56:33 PM  

perigee: Pfft.

"My Fair Lady."

Two men take a woman off the street, buy her from her father, strip her, burn her clothes, and absolutely micromanage her life.
[shop.legendecelebrityart.com image 524x388]

She accedes to their every demand, every waking hour. When she finally accomplishes a task to their satisfaction, she flies into subspace. (See "I could have danced all night")

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Eventually she gets bratty, and tries to date a subby boy, and is annoyed and disgusted by his utter lack of ability to control her. (See- "Show Me")

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 258x195]

Eventually, she voluntarily returns to her Dom, knowing that her situation will be a continuous life of humiliation and subservience... End credits.

[i307.photobucket.com image 400x328]

Most hysterical D/s review ever, especially considering how well-loved it is by the most vanilla of vanillas. Every year hundreds of High Schools reenact this power exchange peon, never realizing what they do.

Oh - bonus points for the happy stalker song. (On the street where you live) Crazy nuts brilliant subversive shiat...

[i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


Seven Brides for Seven Brothers features a songwhere the brothers convince themselves a mass kidnapping is okay.
 
2013-09-28 10:57:07 PM  
My problem with BDSM is safe words. People that fark dogs? They commit. Poop people? They commit. Renfaire people? They commit. S&M people "hello? I''ve been tied up six hours now! Soy sauce! SOY SAUCE!!"
 
2013-09-28 10:58:48 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: perigee: Pfft.

"My Fair Lady."

Two men take a woman off the street, buy her from her father, strip her, burn her clothes, and absolutely micromanage her life.
[shop.legendecelebrityart.com image 524x388]

She accedes to their every demand, every waking hour. When she finally accomplishes a task to their satisfaction, she flies into subspace. (See "I could have danced all night")

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Eventually she gets bratty, and tries to date a subby boy, and is annoyed and disgusted by his utter lack of ability to control her. (See- "Show Me")

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 258x195]

Eventually, she voluntarily returns to her Dom, knowing that her situation will be a continuous life of humiliation and subservience... End credits.

[i307.photobucket.com image 400x328]

Most hysterical D/s review ever, especially considering how well-loved it is by the most vanilla of vanillas. Every year hundreds of High Schools reenact this power exchange peon, never realizing what they do.

Oh - bonus points for the happy stalker song. (On the street where you live) Crazy nuts brilliant subversive shiat...

[i.ytimg.com image 320x180]

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers features a songwhere the brothers convince themselves a mass kidnapping is okay.


With bonus Stockholm syndrome for the brides.
 
2013-09-28 11:06:40 PM  
#6 in the list is a personal favourite.
 
2013-09-28 11:08:05 PM  

3825968: Secretary is very hot, and I'm not even into the lifestyle.


I agree, but it got a little weird at the end where she peed herself to show her love for Spader.
 
2013-09-28 11:21:20 PM  

perigee: Pfft.

"My Fair Lady."

Two men take a woman off the street, buy her from her father, strip her, burn her clothes, and absolutely micromanage her life.
[shop.legendecelebrityart.com image 524x388]

She accedes to their every demand, every waking hour. When she finally accomplishes a task to their satisfaction, she flies into subspace. (See "I could have danced all night")

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Eventually she gets bratty, and tries to date a subby boy, and is annoyed and disgusted by his utter lack of ability to control her. (See- "Show Me")

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 258x195]

Eventually, she voluntarily returns to her Dom, knowing that her situation will be a continuous life of humiliation and subservience... End credits.

[i307.photobucket.com image 400x328]

Most hysterical D/s review ever, especially considering how well-loved it is by the most vanilla of vanillas. Every year hundreds of High Schools reenact this power exchange peon, never realizing what they do.

Oh - bonus points for the happy stalker song. (On the street where you live) Crazy nuts brilliant subversive shiat...

[i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


Dude.  Just.  Whoa.  What impresses me most is not the amazingly insightful analysis of a classic film (but kudos just the same).  It's the fact that you were like the third poster in this thread.  That means you must have been thinking about this for a long time.  Long enough to collect a set of .jpgs and compose a very logical write-up and have them directly at hand, poised for this very moment when you could finally reveal the TRUTH.  Brilliant?  Or disturbing?  I think only history will be able to decide.

I am subscribe to your channel.
 
2013-09-28 11:27:40 PM  
The Night Porter... now that's a farked up story.
 
2013-09-28 11:33:02 PM  
Haven't seen most of these but 11 is dead on and I've always thought very obvious. I'm surprised anyone is surprised.
 
2013-09-28 11:39:12 PM  
Tokyo Decadence

Best movie line evar.....croak croak...I'm Kermit the Frog
 
2013-09-28 11:46:52 PM  

coco ebert: The Night Porter... now that's a farked up story.


Yup. Didn't even try to watch it.

/How goes dissertation?
//This is not a union thread.
 
2013-09-29 12:01:45 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: coco ebert: The Night Porter... now that's a farked up story.

Yup. Didn't even try to watch it.

/How goes dissertation?
//This is not a union thread.


:D It's going alright. Just started my fieldwork and archival research. How're things with you?
 
2013-09-29 12:15:53 AM  

Lady Indica: Haven't seen most of these but 11 is dead on and I've always thought very obvious. I'm surprised anyone is surprised.


Hell I'd have put that #1. Especially since some of the kinkiest farkers I've ever known have been evangelicals dealing with deeply-repressed sexuality, or in the process of breaking through their social conditioning and overcompensating. I knew one woman -- never played with her for reasons that will become self-evident -- who could not get off at all unless she was tied up, and therefore no longer able to control her own actions to have to repent for it later...or something.

Story of O is my favorite on that list, though. Must be the prevalence of '70s bush.
 
2013-09-29 12:19:46 AM  
List is missing Batman Returns: two lovers that dress up in rubber and latex, and start hitting and whipping each other. I call that BDSM.
 
2013-09-29 12:21:00 AM  

coco ebert: demaL-demaL-yeH: coco ebert: The Night Porter... now that's a farked up story.

Yup. Didn't even try to watch it.

/How goes dissertation?
//This is not a union thread.

:D It's going alright. Just started my fieldwork and archival research. How're things with you?


You got grants! *Tziv-style dinosaur celebratory dance*
(They have you teaching undergrads, or are you free and clear?)
Things are fine, but the weather's turning downright chilly (low in the upper 50s tonight).

/I do expect a babby report.
 
2013-09-29 12:21:08 AM  

that bosnian sniper: Lady Indica: Haven't seen most of these but 11 is dead on and I've always thought very obvious. I'm surprised anyone is surprised.

Hell I'd have put that #1. Especially since some of the kinkiest farkers I've ever known have been evangelicals dealing with deeply-repressed sexuality, or in the process of breaking through their social conditioning and overcompensating. I knew one woman -- never played with her for reasons that will become self-evident -- who could not get off at all unless she was tied up, and therefore no longer able to control her own actions to have to repent for it later...or something.

Story of O is my favorite on that list, though. Must be the prevalence of '70s bush.


Especially when you consider that the book was written in the 50s.
 
2013-09-29 12:22:49 AM  
I never thought Secretary was that hot.  Spader was obviously mentally ill, if not mentally deficient, and sexually dysfunctional (not even in a very fun way) and the Secretary chick was unattractive and desperately seeking validation from the first man who wasn't her father even if he turned out to be a limp dicked, mentally deficient, head way below water loser.  The ending absolutely farking sucked.  Why it is held as some pinnacle of BDSM is a mystery.

The pea bit was good though.  Laughed my ass off at that bit.
 
2013-09-29 12:23:51 AM  

theflatline: Especially when you consider that the book was written in the 50s.


Which received the coveted Two-Maggots Award.
 
2013-09-29 12:34:58 AM  

gadian: I never thought Secretary was that hot.  Spader was obviously mentally ill, if not mentally deficient, and sexually dysfunctional (not even in a very fun way) and the Secretary chick was unattractive and desperately seeking validation from the first man who wasn't her father even if he turned out to be a limp dicked, mentally deficient, head way below water loser.  The ending absolutely farking sucked.  Why it is held as some pinnacle of BDSM is a mystery.

The pea bit was good though.  Laughed my ass off at that bit.


6/10.  Might get a few bites because there really are people who are that clueless.
 
2013-09-29 12:57:42 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: coco ebert: demaL-demaL-yeH: coco ebert: The Night Porter... now that's a farked up story.

Yup. Didn't even try to watch it.

/How goes dissertation?
//This is not a union thread.

:D It's going alright. Just started my fieldwork and archival research. How're things with you?

You got grants! *Tziv-style dinosaur celebratory dance*
(They have you teaching undergrads, or are you free and clear?)
Things are fine, but the weather's turning downright chilly (low in the upper 50s tonight).

/I do expect a babby report.


Well, I got one fellowship. Waiting on two other options. Let's hoping the government shutdown doesn't affect the NSF too much *fingers crossed*. No teaching at the moment, luckily.

Stay warm! :)
 
2013-09-29 01:21:56 AM  

batlock666: List is missing Batman Returns: two lovers that dress up in rubber and latex, and start hitting and whipping each other. I call that BDSM.


comics212.net


//nttawwt
 
2013-09-29 01:32:18 AM  

cretinbob: batlock666: List is missing Batman Returns: two lovers that dress up in rubber and latex, and start hitting and whipping each other. I call that BDSM.

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Obviously, you never read Wonder Woman

/ Seriously.
 
2013-09-29 01:43:09 AM  
12)
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2013-09-29 02:06:30 AM  
I prefer Xena and Gabrielle
 
2013-09-29 02:24:10 AM  

whither_apophis: My problem with BDSM is safe words. People that fark dogs? They commit. Poop people? They commit. Renfaire people? They commit. S&M people "hello? I''ve been tied up six hours now! Soy sauce! SOY SAUCE!!"


Wrong hole is NOT a safe word!
 
2013-09-29 03:18:46 AM  
#11 goes to an old favorite joke of mine:

Q:  Why did Jesus die on the cross?
A:  He forgot the safeword.
 
2013-09-29 05:27:49 AM  
I'm sure I can't read the list at work.
 
2013-09-29 05:36:12 AM  

coco ebert: The Night Porter... now that's a farked up story.


True but Charlotte Rampling is uber hawt in it.

invictus2: 12)

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You are a bad person and you should feel bad for that post.

I certainly know I  feel pretty bad for LOLing at it.

/Now a movie based on AR's Sleeping Beauty trilogy would be worth a gander.
 
2013-09-29 05:44:00 AM  

quatchi: invictus2: 12)

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You are a bad person and you should feel bad for that post.

I certainly know I  feel pretty bad for LOLing at it.


Dana Delany was smokin' hot.

Some of the Rosie O'Donnell stuff was actually funny.  'What can I do for you, Mistress?'  'Paint my house!'
 
2013-09-29 06:49:27 AM  
10) Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!(1965)
Russ Meyer's cult was a femdom classic before porn. But there's nothing old about it - all the pain, punching, sex and dancing is as much fun as it ever was.


Um... if you think that 1965 is "before porn" in film, you not only fail horribly at film history, you fail at typing basic queries into Google.  Some of the earliest moving pictures in the archives were pornographic, and the prevalence of bondage in said porn was a lot of what motivated the codes and the separation of "mainstream" film from the rest in the first place.

theflatline: that bosnian sniper: Story of O is my favorite on that list, though. Must be the prevalence of '70s bush.

Especially when you consider that the book was written in the 50s.


My theory on why so much of the '70s literature was absurdly psychedelic and based on the Beats (i.e. the 1950s) was that it took most of them two decades to sober up enough to write a screenplay.

Those guys never heard of moderation, in anything.
 
2013-09-29 07:17:41 AM  
#6 must be so dominated by the other films it doesn't even show up in the list.
 
2013-09-29 08:07:11 AM  

perigee: Pfft.

"My Fair Lady."

Two men take a woman off the street, buy her from her father, strip her, burn her clothes, and absolutely micromanage her life.


She accedes to their every demand, every waking hour. When she finally accomplishes a task to their satisfaction, she flies into subspace. (See "I could have danced all night")



Eventually she gets bratty, and tries to date a subby boy, and is annoyed and disgusted by his utter lack of ability to control her. (See- "Show Me")



Eventually, she voluntarily returns to her Dom, knowing that her situation will be a continuous life of humiliation and subservience... End credits.



Most hysterical D/s review ever, especially considering how well-loved it is by the most vanilla of vanillas. Every year hundreds of High Schools reenact this power exchange peon, never realizing what they do.

Oh - bonus points for the happy stalker song. (On the street where you live) Crazy nuts brilliant subversive shiat...


I always thought this too.

Can someone post the list? It crashes nonstop on a mobile browser and this is very relevant to my interests.

/secretary just struck me as goofy
 
2013-09-29 08:23:35 AM  
SM Rechter
 
2013-09-29 08:34:06 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: Can someone post the list? It crashes nonstop on a mobile browser and this is very relevant to my interests.


Now that I'm home from work...

1: Secretary (2002)
2: The Night Porter (1974)
3: Crash (1996)
4: 9 1/2 Weeks (1986)
(I think they started miscounting in here)
4: Crimes of Passion (1984)
5: Lies (1999)
7: The Piano Teacher (2001)
8: The Story of O (1975)
9: Tokyo Decadence (1992)
10: Faster Pussycat!  Kill!  Kill! (1965)
11: Passion of Christ
 
2013-09-29 08:41:52 AM  
Hmm...
 
2013-09-29 09:22:50 AM  
Secretary was a boring piece of shiat. People go on about how hot it is, and I remember watching it and not being engaged by it at all.
 
2013-09-29 10:00:43 AM  
Well I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power, as long as I get me a little Golden Shower
 
2013-09-29 10:04:18 AM  

Spanky3woods: Well I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power, as long as I get me a little Golden Shower


Hey, it's Bobby Brown!
 
2013-09-29 10:16:07 AM  

Alphax: quatchi: invictus2: 12)

[gossipoverload.com image 286x315]

You are a bad person and you should feel bad for that post.

I certainly know I  feel pretty bad for LOLing at it.

Dana Delany was smokin' hot.

Some of the Rosie O'Donnell stuff was actually funny.  'What can I do for you, Mistress?'  'Paint my house!'


The problem with that movie was the actual book by Anne Rice was REALLY kinky, erotic, and tended to include risque sexual performances that were never going to make it to regular cinema.

The comedy elements would probably have worked fine, it just was extra lame tacked onto an already seriously watered down interpretation. Dana Delany was smoking hot, though.
 
2013-09-29 10:30:36 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: That last one is deliciously trollerific.

I saw a Japanese movie recently called R100.  The story involved dominatrixes.  It was an odd film.  There was a dominatrix in the audience who was offended at its portrayal of her profession.  I was amused by her outrage.


The woman needs to discover what "absurdist comedy" means.

List is missing Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flannigan, Supermasochist.
 
2013-09-29 11:59:54 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: perigee: Pfft.

"My Fair Lady."

Two men take a woman off the street, buy her from her father, strip her, burn her clothes, and absolutely micromanage her life.
[shop.legendecelebrityart.com image 524x388]

She accedes to their every demand, every waking hour. When she finally accomplishes a task to their satisfaction, she flies into subspace. (See "I could have danced all night")

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Eventually she gets bratty, and tries to date a subby boy, and is annoyed and disgusted by his utter lack of ability to control her. (See- "Show Me")

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 258x195]

Eventually, she voluntarily returns to her Dom, knowing that her situation will be a continuous life of humiliation and subservience... End credits.

[i307.photobucket.com image 400x328]

Most hysterical D/s review ever, especially considering how well-loved it is by the most vanilla of vanillas. Every year hundreds of High Schools reenact this power exchange peon, never realizing what they do.

Oh - bonus points for the happy stalker song. (On the street where you live) Crazy nuts brilliant subversive shiat...

[i.ytimg.com image 320x180]

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers features a songwhere the brothers convince themselves a mass kidnapping is okay.


It worked for the Romans.
 
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