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(Gothamist)   Cronut creator unveils magical lineup of autumn pastries. Come for the $6.25 gingerbread pinecone, stay for the $5.75 Apple Tart Tatin: "one whole caramelized Gala apple with salted butter cookie base"   (gothamist.com) divider line 18
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2013-09-28 05:31:16 PM  
Anyone else read that as "autism pastries"?
 
2013-09-28 06:22:05 PM  
Gingerbread? Phhft!


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2013-09-28 06:49:58 PM  

ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "autism pastries"?


I got through that one but "Apple Tart Titties" was my own.
 
2013-09-28 10:00:23 PM  
What moron pays $5.75 for a caramelized apple on shortbread?
 
2013-09-28 11:09:39 PM  

FormlessOne: What moron pays $5.75 for a caramelized apple on shortbread?


How much do you think desserts go for now? A horrible, vomitaceous, nasty dessert at Denny's is $4.50.
$5.75 for a nice dessert in a restaurant is a steal.
 
2013-09-28 11:12:07 PM  
'Cronut'

Translation: I do not know how to make nor have I ever eaten a really good doughnut. (Hint - they do not come from any chain, period.) This sort of plastic-tasting thing I got from Krispy Kreme can certainly be improved upon, by making it not the thing it is.

Also,

gothamist.com

Translation: I bet you chumps will even buy a whipped creme dick.
 
2013-09-28 11:15:26 PM  

quo vadimus: 'Cronut'

Translation: I do not know how to make nor have I ever eaten a really good doughnut. (Hint - they do not come from any chain, period.) This sort of plastic-tasting thing I got from Krispy Kreme can certainly be improved upon, by making it not the thing it is.

Also,

[gothamist.com image 640x624]

Translation: I bet you chumps will even buy a whipped creme dick.


Now, I thought it was a little Dutch windmill.................
 
2013-09-28 11:24:23 PM  

BumpInTheNight: ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "autism pastries"?

I got through that one but "Apple Tart Titties" was my own.


I read applw tart tatin in pootie tang's voice.

At ta ta my brotha. Call me on the patty side.
 
2013-09-28 11:52:14 PM  
 
2013-09-29 12:00:32 AM  

quo vadimus: 'Cronut'

Translation: I do not know how to make nor have I ever eaten a really good doughnut. (Hint - they do not come from any chain, period.) This sort of plastic-tasting thing I got from Krispy Kreme can certainly be improved upon, by making it not the thing it is.

Also,



Translation: I bet you chumps will even buy a whipped creme dick.


I have never had a cronut.

I also cannot understand why there is so much hate directed at a pastry.

I mean disliking the obsessed hipsters sure. But the pastry?

That's cold.
 
2013-09-29 12:06:38 AM  
I'm kind of curious what a cronut tastes like. The local Safeway has a box of four of them selling for five dollars. Maybe I'll spend the money next time and try it. I've resisted so far, but donuts always win out in the end.
 
2013-09-29 12:22:30 AM  

BumpInTheNight: ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "autism pastries"?

I got through that one but "Apple Tart Titties" was my own.


Autistic pasties?
 
2013-09-29 02:58:24 AM  
All of those look sinfully delicious and I would order and eat each one in a sitting.
 
2013-09-29 03:43:00 AM  
I'd rather have a homemade scotcheroo or brownie, but I'm intrigued by "cinnamon marshmallow knot ".
 
2013-09-29 08:55:43 AM  

ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "autism pastries"?


I read it as "Hipster pastries", but I am being a little too literal.
 
2013-09-29 10:08:37 AM  

jso2897: quo vadimus: 'Cronut'

Translation: I do not know how to make nor have I ever eaten a really good doughnut. (Hint - they do not come from any chain, period.) This sort of plastic-tasting thing I got from Krispy Kreme can certainly be improved upon, by making it not the thing it is.

Also,

[gothamist.com image 640x624]

Translation: I bet you chumps will even buy a whipped creme dick.

Now, I thought it was a little Dutch windmill.................


I thought it was a minaret from the Hagia Sofia.
 
2013-09-29 03:55:58 PM  
If there's one thing worse than hipsterism, it's kneejerk anti-hipsterism.

Are these pastries any good or worth the price?  You'll never determine that by looking at photos or reading an article about them.
 
2013-09-30 01:53:41 AM  
I had to google "Cronut"...it looks like a creme-filled french cruller to me
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Is there a significant difference? Other than the color of the dough?
 
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