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(Huffington Post)   Time to start shooting clowns on sight   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 55
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2013-09-28 03:51:02 PM
Start?
 
2013-09-28 03:54:32 PM
i'm pretty sure he takes the mask off after he robs people. so, they should tell the police to look for someone NOT wearing a clown mask. just sayin'
 
2013-09-28 04:06:32 PM
i15.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-28 04:20:57 PM
Beep beep, Ritchie.
 
2013-09-28 05:29:49 PM
community.us.playstation.com
 
2013-09-28 05:46:55 PM

some_beer_drinker: i'm pretty sure he takes the mask off after he robs people. so, they should tell the police to look for someone NOT wearing a clown mask. just sayin'


lol
seriously in Chicago .... we really shouldnt take that for granted
 
2013-09-28 06:02:58 PM
themoviebros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-28 06:11:47 PM
Stand Your Clown.
 
2013-09-28 06:12:17 PM

Wanebo: Start?


th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-28 06:44:33 PM
Juggalos count right?  Please?
 
2013-09-28 06:51:36 PM

Wanebo: Start?

 
2013-09-28 07:24:28 PM
When is it not?
 
2013-09-28 07:31:30 PM
Clowns to the Left of me, Jokers to the right  Which ones do I shoot first.
 
2013-09-28 07:34:43 PM
i1.ytimg.com
Agrees.
 
2013-09-28 07:38:39 PM
Should we ever NOT have been?
 
2013-09-28 07:41:47 PM

" Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."



www.sinemagija.com

 
2013-09-28 07:42:00 PM
Then someone needs to take care of them....but how......?

*CRASH**

I shall become a bat.
 
2013-09-28 07:42:08 PM
Yes.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-09-28 07:44:54 PM
"Adding to the terror of being mugged at gunpoint, police say one Chicago criminal is committing his crimes while wearing a clown mask."

Awesome sentence.
 
2013-09-28 07:48:15 PM

ABQGOD: "Adding to the terror of being mugged at gunpoint, police say one Chicago criminal is committing his crimes while wearing a clown mask."

Awesome sentence.


The sentence is even more awesome if you read it in your head using Arianna Huffington's voice.
 
2013-09-28 07:54:21 PM
I was under the impression that you're not allowed to shoot anything in Chicago, even clowns.
 
2013-09-28 07:56:22 PM

 wackynwild.com

 
2013-09-28 07:56:48 PM
Down with the clown today.
 
2013-09-28 07:57:11 PM
The Nomad Ni@@a Killas are on the way.
 
2013-09-28 07:58:23 PM
"Now just kneel on the ground as I(the clown) act like I am gonna blow your farking brains out".

/And much pants pissin/shiattin was done.
//A mugging is still safer than dealing with the police during your nightly walks.
 
2013-09-28 07:58:41 PM

Wanebo: Start?


You mean it wasnt already clown season?
 
2013-09-28 07:59:18 PM
Be warned hunters, you have to turn in the meat if you go over the limit. But you CAN put their heads on your wall if you find a Hadi Shriners convention
 
2013-09-28 08:02:31 PM
Start?

The only good clown is a dead clown.
 
2013-09-28 08:04:05 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Be warned hunters, you have to turn in the meat if you go over the limit. But you CAN put their heads on your wall if you find a Hadi Shriners convention


So do you get bonus points if you find a clown with a John Wayne Gacy makeup scheme?
 
2013-09-28 08:08:20 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-28 08:13:15 PM
What a bunch of Bozos
 
2013-09-28 08:20:56 PM
Hunting for Comedy: Baggin' a Clown
 
2013-09-28 08:22:35 PM
Wait, your not allowed to shoot clowns on sight? Oh crap.
 
2013-09-28 08:23:37 PM
Wait, were we not already doing that?
 
2013-09-28 08:33:01 PM
I KNOW there is a Farker that is a clown. He is actually kind of cool.


Whar clown Farker? Whar?!?
 
2013-09-28 08:50:27 PM

wellreadneck: I was under the impression that you're not allowed to shoot anything in Chicago, even clowns.


ignorant fool
google concealed carry illinois
 
2013-09-28 09:13:28 PM
We were supposed to start shooting clowns long before this shiat.
 
2013-09-28 10:08:05 PM
m.izit.org
 
2013-09-28 10:12:36 PM
It looks like Obama is getting back at that rodeo clown.
 
2013-09-28 10:16:23 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Be warned hunters, you have to turn in the meat if you go over the limit. But you CAN put their heads on your wall if you find a Hadi Shriners convention


I don't like the meat anyway, it tastes funny
 
2013-09-28 10:21:09 PM
ww4.hdnux.com
Clowns can be victims too (10 points if you can name the movie)
 
2013-09-28 10:26:47 PM

LazerFish: Clowns can be victims too (10 points if you can name the movie)


Vulgar?
 
2013-09-28 10:28:07 PM

wellreadneck: I was under the impression that you're not allowed to shoot anything in Chicago, even clowns.


Technically you're not....but there isn't a jury in the world that would convict you if you did.
 
2013-09-28 10:38:10 PM

JameZZ82: LazerFish: Clowns can be victims too (10 points if you can name the movie)

Vulgar?


*ding ding* We have a winner! Now you can keep your points and try to win more or trade them for this beautiful AC/DC Cocaine mirror!

(kidding, there's no mirror...or more points... messed up movie though, huh?)
 
2013-09-28 11:41:37 PM

namatad: wellreadneck: I was under the impression that you're not allowed to shoot anything in Chicago, even clowns.

ignorant fool
google concealed carry illinois


Done
Now you google irony deficiency, smart ass.
 
2013-09-29 12:45:48 AM
There are more than one Farker that are clowns.  I am one.  Please don't shoot me.
 
2013-09-29 01:42:43 AM

Neospartan: There are more than one Farker that are clowns.  I am one.  Please don't shoot me.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-29 02:15:25 AM

megarian: I KNOW there is a Farker that is a clown. He is actually kind of cool.


Whar clown Farker? Whar?!?


Not here unless you count halloween.

Where I have a biggish nose and really deep set eyes I look kinda like Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 corpses in clown makeup.
 
2013-09-29 02:56:35 AM
I'm gonna go against the grain and say I like clowns.
It's not easy trying to always be cheerful and make people laugh even if you don't particularly feel that way that day.
That's why I could relate to those drawings of tearful clowns. I also think the same happens to successful comedians who have meltdowns because they are always trying to make people happy yet few are there for them.

And...as embarrassed as I am to say this, I have found female clowns attractive in their quirkiness since I was a kid.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there aren't bad/creepy clowns out there, but I actually think the majority are more than decent people.

And should you have any shred of respect for me left, I would like to add that I don't mind (skillful) mimes. How can I not after watching Marcel Marceau live.
 
2013-09-29 04:55:55 AM

skinink: " Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

[www.sinemagija.com image 800x596]


I was going to post exactly that pic, too. Dammit!

/me shakes tiny fist
 
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